Mad Libs...and Stuff.

[tharook]

Present for my mum: a Lego Julbock for her wintery village.

[tharook]

Calamity! Disaster! Arson!

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[blbearslove]

[genosmithsucks-deactivated20150]

panera bread is the only place that’ll probably never spell my name right

[diaryofamadmixedwoman]

Panera Bread is the only place that employs honest loyal men and then their whore employee women seduce them and basically their all a bunch of sluts. West Saint Paul Panera whores… I hate you.

[neo-soulless]

The fact that you never deleted like… Icon

[petfinder-names]

https://www.petfinder.com/cat/goofus-50386364/sc/georgetown/saint-frances-animal-center-sc30/

[bikebutch]

[probablybadrpgideas]

Don’t tell your GM shit. “What’s your AC?” “Wouldn’t you like to know, Dice Boy?”

[drpepperphd]

[karl-skripeli91jccu4]

Easily Find The Sex Partner You Want Right Here !!

[drpepperphd]

no time for that karl…

[tockthewatchdog]

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

i know alec baldwin is gay but he has really racist energy

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

okay so false alarm i was thinking of the guy from dirty dancing

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

john travolta has a wife?

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

i hate to say this guys but john travolta wasn’t in dirty dancing

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

okay before i get sued for libel i confused alec baldwin and john travolta because they’re both old white actors with creepy blue eyes and giant heads also i have been watching a lot of 30 rock anyway THEN i confused dirty dancing with boogie nights which john travolta starred in. i do not think alec baldwin is gay or patrick swayze (fly high king) but DO think john travolta is gay. even if he has a wife

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

i would like to take this chance to apologize as i did not know john travolta’s wife recently died

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

[pardonmywitchcraft]

He was in saturday night fever

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER.

[hungwy]

[markvomit]

[cryhounds]

I yank my coochie hair out when I'm stressed out (like chacha trichotillomania) and I just yanked one out that's strawberry blonde and I am so shocked. Everybody else dark at but this bitch was thinking she the anime protag of my hahina

im obsessed with you

[c3po]

*stuffs my pussy with oatmeal* breakfast is ready

[rcktpwr]

*hogs squealing*

[nrautos-remade-deactivated20190]

[evilvillain123456789]

court jester sucking the king silly right there on his throne, in full view of the guards

[ara-queen]

His stupid little hat jingling away

[the-book-reaper]

the king develops a pavlovian response to jingling bells

[t-aash]

christmas is probably a hard time for him

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]