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WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS PICTURE BEFORE?!? THEY ARE SO CUTE!!! TWO ADORABLE PRINCESSES ON A PICNIC🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵
Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it
i don't remember them playing mahjong but they do other old man things like going to the wet market together and drinking soup and taking walks. anyway go watch suk suk / twilight's kiss
"ok but where's the old chinese lesbians" go watch all shall be well. it's by the same director and the old chinese lesbians are also at the market
anyway. onto better things
onto better things thursday
And once again, in the spirit of Smallville Clex Week and all the fics I didn't write, my prompt for day two curiosity / games that didn't get written was this AU (I think) I shared before based on the "hey isn't it weird and sad that Clark is surrounded by kryptonite all around in Smallville like genuinely there's episodes where the kryptonite is in the air" where Clark is actually really really sick from constant kryptonite poisoning and has a stunted growth (he has *some* of his powers but most doesn't show) due to it but Clark and Lex still meet and Lex STILL is obsessed with him, the sick kid that is so kind and manages to somehow still be in the middle of some pretty weird stuff and save a lot of citizens even if everyone regards him as a weak loser. Like Clark who is constant in bed and Lex who always takes time from his schedule to visit him on the farm and see what's wrong and take care of him (and offer his best doctors from Metropolis which the Kents always refuse and it pisses him off to no end like hello?!?!? Does anyone cares that this kid seems to be dying???) and Clark having even a bigger crush on Lex due to that. Like no one but his parents really gaf about him and he barely can do his chores but here's this rich older billionaire bisexual wet dream always making time for Clark and giving him everything he wants???? Clark is genuinely head over heels for Lex.
And then Clark gets older and manages to get a MetU scholarship (conveniently so) and moves to Metropolis and suddenly he's not sick anymore, it takes sometime (lifelong kryptonite poisoning will do that to you) but he grows so fucking much and becomes Tom Welling-like and his powers start awakening more and more and Lex is like what the FUCK happened to you.
And also, of course, to fill the "games" part of the curiosity / games just for the fun of it, I imagined a little scene where Lex does bring Clark to Metropolis for a weekend to watch a Metropolis Shark game and it's one of the best times Clark ever had and only when they get back in Smallville again he notices that he spent the entire weekend not feeling any sort of pain or cramps or dizziness:D
Les deux orphelines vampires dir. Jean Rollin | 1997
i feel like something inside me has gone moldy
I will never not reblog this because these small micro-expressions and natural line deliveries are one of my favorite things to come out of IWTV s2 if not the entire show itself. Assad does such an amazing job handling the complexities of Armand’s character and it’s a crying shame that he’ll never get the same accolades as his fellow castmates because AMC feels a certain way about POC actors.
Missing them
Me filtering out kinks I don’t like on AO3.
The writer's barely disguised longing for a soft life shared with someone who loves them
The reader’s barely disguised longing for a soft life shared with someone who loves them
In The Mood For Love 花樣年華 (2000) dir. Wong Kar-Wai
I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality