booby

drums and ice hockey

[gayteensupreme]

Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

[01101010-01100100]

they don’t call me fucking dumbass shithead idiot for nothing

[nyannibalistic]

this cat sniffs gay people. rb to put him on ur blog

[fairytalelover33]

LOTR/The Hobbit Incorrect Quotes #27

Elves:*breathes*

Thorin: “Shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan Indiana Jones overgrown flinstone x and y hormone post Malone friend zone Sylvester Stallone ass up.”

[debbie-sketch]

The Fellowship of the Ring

Insta: @debbiebalboa

Twitter: @DebbieBalboa

[mittens9494]

He served cunt and dipped

[incorrectfandom]

Freddy: You wanna have a slumber party super star?

Gregory: dude I don’t wanna have a slumber party. Slumber parties are for babies.

Sun: *trying to hide his pillow and blanket behind him* Ya no I don’t wanna have a slumbie either

[play-doh-slut]

we as a website deserve what is happening bc y’all made slender man and the rat uncle from encanto into sexymen you brought this upon us. you and the porn bots

[potoh]

Gay space cats just landed.

[oreliel-from-valinor]

Frodo + blue

[biscuitsarenice]

Actress, Miriam Margolyes: When you know your worth, you know your worth.

[auroranibley]

She is beautiful and I love her.

[rhube]

She also recently said that JKR’s TERF remarks are fascist. So please, continue to stan a hero.

[nimashkawizii]

And she’s a signatory of Jews for Justice for Palestinians, was one of the first people to say ‘fuck’ on British TV, proudly called herself a dyke during a televised Australian citizenship ceremony with their PM, and has been with her partner since 1968.

[deheerkonijn]

little spoon!Leg for @loveandslander

I love the concept of elf-sleep and true-sleep. What if elves just fuckin………conk out for 18 hours and wake up forgetting what year it is when they true-sleep

hot take all elves ugly-sleep

[what-your-elf-eyes-see]

Because we know that Legolas went days without sleep feelin’ spry as ever, I see this and I raise you 48 hours when they true-sleep

[deheerkonijn]

@what-your-elf-eyes-see Not only am I into this, I’m obsessed with this. What if the reason why elves don’t really like to true-sleep is because they’re basically comatose and it makes them super vulnerable?

It takes him a minute to get started back up again, he’ll get there.

[mxtr3ssquickly]

Not my fandom, not my ship, but I am HERE for this and want to just bury my face in how wholesome and sweet it is and cry. Bless.

[deheerkonijn]

#i love this so much#i wonder how freaked out gimli was the first time he saw legolas true sleep#cause you know he doesn’t know much about elves 

@yeahletsdothat

There’s a sweet fic! :) Check out Small Comfort, by @roselightfairy

[rhivendell]

middle-earth meme: three deaths [2/3] → boromir, son of denethor

At last slow words came. ‘I tried to take the Ring from Frodo,’ he said. ‘I am sorry. I have paid.’ His glance strayed to his fallen enemies; twenty at least lay there. ‘They have gone: the Halflings: the Orcs have taken them. I think they are not dead. Orcs bound them.’ He paused and his eyes closed wearily. After a moment he spoke again. ‘Farewell, Aragorn! Go to Minas Tirith and save my people! I have failed.’

[lady-arryn]

Sam + rolled up sleeves

[madminger]

Made a little hobbit cloak for my cat, Pegasus, she wasnt impressed, but I enjoyed making it :D

[emziess]

Liv Tyler in Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

[lady-arryn]

There is no real going back. Though I may come to the Shire, it will not seem the same for I shall not be the same. I am wounded with knife, sting, and tooth, and a long burden. Where shall I find rest?