"I AM THE MAD NIMROD!"

Who weeps for the fading light?

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

it’s okay if your future goals are like “still be alive then” and “find happiness” and “have a will to live”

[magentasnail]

this feels canon

[ultrafacts]

[marthajefferson]

"Your soul is in your keeping alone."

EDWARD NORTON as KING BALDWIN IV Kingdom of Heaven (2005), dir. Ridley Scott

[piikopoko]

Princess Tutu~

[ampervadasz]

[cumdumpstiel]

it's so crazy how every culture in the world has like baller recipes. soemtimes i think about people from 30000 years ago and how fucked up STUPID good their bbq must've been.... big ol rack of mammoth ribs rubbed with herbs and shit....... we have no idea how perfectly mammoth ribs over an open fire must've hit after a three day spearhunting expedition

[blackcurrant-juice]

[maskedblackfox]

Happy four-year anniversary to the reveal of these two!

[maskedblackfox]

Via @ezdrools

Here's a second picture with the hat

[delmondo]

just found the best wallpaper ever on deviantart

[ruinedchildhood]

[mordhiobhail]

the naegiri proposal

[writing-prompt-s]

You are a sexy spy, and your mission is to seduce a powerful drug lord. You step away from the table after hours of flirting, and are shortly joined in the restroom by one of their subordinates, who lectures you for making the drug lord uncomfortable. What are your new tactics?

[caffeinewitchcraft]

“I’m what?” I ask. My voice echoes alarmingly around the marble bathroom, no doubt entirely discernible to the party I’d just left.

The subordinate in front of me flinches and his eyes dart to the door and back. A bead of sweat drips down his forehead and he mops at it clumsily with his pocket square. “You’re making my lord uncomfortable. It’s–he isn’t, um, interested in, uh, you. If you catch my meaning.”

I look down, trying very hard to wrap my head around his meaning. I’m wearing Valentino, for goodness’ sake, the red one with the deep plunge down the front and the deeper plunge down the back. I’ve never not seduced my mark when I’m wearing Valentino. “Is he gay?”

The subordinate gapes. “Excuse me?”

“Is Lord Talbon gay,” I ask again. I seem to have struck the subordinate speechless.

My earpiece chooses that moment to crackle to life. “For fuck’s sake, Jewel, stay in fucking character,” Agent Cowell hisses. He’s been handling my honeypots for months and this is the first time he’s ever had to remind me to focus.

Keep reading

[setzeri]

Manhattan Cafe in a Cafe.

[setzeri]

Thunderbolt Fantasy & Puella Magi Madoka Magica-crossover. Both series written by Gen Urobuchi.

[setzeri]

Some years ago I conceptualized ICO-inspired game of a boy and a giant elf who would solve puzzles in a huge castle. It didn't go very far because imagining it in practice was a nightmare, but the art still holds up and you can see some traits carrying over to my other stuff.

[setzeri]

Continuing with the theme of big defenders from Arknights.