madraruadh

20s | They/Them - Siad/Iad

[whencircuitsshort]

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

[incompletepuppets]

Salt your stink, miss?

[pig3onmaster]

"why so trans" the gender

[dogpuppy]

[succulent-tendril]

im so tired i could sleep a horse

[lakevida]

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

[humongouspapercolor]

If you mean why it’s bigger than flaccid, then it’s cuz blood rushes -> body part -> swelling (same thing happens when you get hurt, which is why ya use an ice pack to constrict the blood flow and get swelling down)

But if you mean why it’s bigger like. In the hand. I think it’s like these things. It move to accommodate being compressed. Penis are not soda cans, they are like plastic bags of gel.

[lakevida]

so i should be grabbing it like that?

[cryptotheism]

Cop: Have you been age regressing this evening?

Me about to go for the stuffed dog in the glove compartment: No officer

[cryptotheism]

Cop: Do you know how old you are right now?

Me: (counting on my fingers) dis many

Cop: Step out of the car please.

[greatergirlfriend]

never forget what's really important: approval from pervert women on the internet

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[blemgoid]

robbing the pharaos tomb but hes the broke pharaoh and theyres nothing to steal

[blemgoid]

and the picture of him on the sarcophagus he's turning his pockets out and shrugging

[wizardarchetypes]

it's so crazy too bc i'll be like "this phrase/practice is being touted as ancient knowledge with a secret unbroken lineage, but it was quite literally made up in the 20th century. like we can trace it back to its very inception in like 1961." and someone will be like "that can't be true because my grandmother taught it to me." and i'm like yes your grandmother was 20 in 1961.

[ringneckedpheasant]

learned today that one of the hosts of a podcast I occasionally listen to was in the epstein files because of an incident wherein she was being sexually harassed/abused by a man who worked in her field -> she created a google doc for other women in said field to anonymously submit the names of men who had harassed/abused them -> one of these men sued for her for defamation even though she didn’t know him & didn’t even know who his victim was -> he couldn’t afford lawyers & reached out to epstein for funding -> epstein gave it to him -> after 5 years she was forced into a settlement & had to pay him over $100k. the way these predatory men find solidarity with each other is so so so profoundly evil

[just-in-cays]

buttmogged zoomers support group

[3000s]

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

[pjackk]

Well my life is fucked i lost my only special toy

[dogpuppy]

[chilewithcarnage]

when you accidentally type gmaul instead of gmail