Disgusting.

This prison can't hold me. Avatar source: http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=309

[moshpitgirlfriend]

[ibelieveinme1]

My friend finally watched this anime recently, and we got all excited talking about how Akemi and Kaname are the best yuri couple. It was really fun.

[plastidecor]

“CUM IN MY BUTT BOYS IM DONE HERE”

[omegaversereloaded]

chaphopfightsback:

There aren’t any fair ladies where I live that are chap-hop heads. It’s a real problem. I have to eventually move somewhere else if I’m ever going to find a missus I can cuddle with on the couch while listening to Mr. B…passing a big ass tobacco pipe back and forth. I need this in my life.

[sobcat]

people who do a PhD are running from something

[trainwreckgenerator]

[trainwreckgenerator]

since this is going round again i really want to state how much i truly do not need hair loss prevention advice. this comic is not about that. this comic is about learning to be okay with maybe getting bald. this comic is about how balding can be sexy. its okay. kim is here to help

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 78

Shane Hollander (Heated Rivalry)

Chuuya Nakahara (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Preminger (Barbie: The Princess and the Pauper)

Remaining time: 19 hours 54 minutes

[jumpy-b]

Nails hair hips heels ass fat lips real purse full big bills bitch I'm a big deal legs legs face eyes thin waist thick thighs you me you wish new phone who this pussy puss puss give them cunt cunt cunt bitch mama yes god when you pop that tongue bitch this whole club is my runway run bitch y'all 5 4 3 2s I'm a 1 bitch girl what did that girl just say girl ooh girl I don't dance I work work I don't play I slay I don't walk I strut strut strut and then sasshay but I don't work for free that's not the tea hunty so make it rain on me and I might let you see watcha gonna let them see

[bgm05]

casual pokemon player meme: I would like to have sex with this animal

competitive pokemon player meme: Bro thought he could switch his 252 Spe Borgulon into 252 SpAtk Choice Codpiece 2x Funny Dance STAB Mega Booboobus Peerless Tsunami 💀

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[absolutearsenal]

When the female character meets her male love interest and you watch in real time as the writers hollow her out and zombify her with tradwife spores

[furryprovocateur]

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

[auroroboros1]

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

[dragongirlsweetie]

it only happens with the simpsons

[auroroboros1]

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

[ticklebait]

i know all about teehee

[babehog]

i know all about lala

[markovchaingang]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

[track-maniac]

just remembered the am/pm truthers somehow find it normal to go 11am, 12pm, 1pm. this is fucking insane you realise that, right??

[itsc]

black cat study from the weekend

[roookspirit]

[dailycatsblog]