mads ♡

she/her ⋅ mostly mcyt but you might get other stuff occasionally

[pukicho]

Everything's got a little woke in it. That's why everyone who tries stopping woke goes insane.

[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[starsarefairylightsfornerds]

[aqueerkettleofish]

When I was training to be a paramedic, we had one student ask the instructor what to do in the event of a marijuana overdose. The instructor said "Tell him to take two twinkies and call you in the morning."

[selkie-sniffles]

Rewatched limited life for the 10th time

[sagedecerulean]

Despicable! They know he’s 4x weak to ice!

[64mpg]

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience

[64mpg]

the target audience of all of my posts is me

[saikomakesart]

it's your dragon goth neighbor

[natequarter]

the scariest flag you can see in england is the english flag, because it means the owners are either racist or - worse - football fans

[animatedtext]

[l3ominor]

[breathaaaaa]

tangotek....!!

love his deckedout3 skin so so so much, i finally worked something out.

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[ravioliet]

under my tyrannical rule all characters will be on the aroace spectrum

[drakenhert]

you want to be romantically attracted to someone? the thing that killed romeo and juliet?

[anistarrose]

my futile wish is for people to understand that "sex scenes in movies/TV don't have to serve the plot and can genuinely just be for pleasure" and "sex-repulsed people are allowed to complain about how rare it is for media made for adults like them to be something they can enjoy completely" are both true statements. unfortunately society hates both sex and people who don't like sex, so everyone gets far too defensive about any sex or lack thereof in fiction to actually have this conversation

[edwad]

describe nyc in 3 words

new york city

[theonevoice]

Break of Dawn

[i-am-bic]

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

[deerwife]

i need to put all three of these pictures in a single post. this is significant. this matters. this is why i exist

[esculent-macabre-deactivated201]