May

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Me trying to figure out the plot of the musical solely from the soundtrack

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Percy Jackson Ships as Taylor Swift Lyrics:

-Percabeth:

🎶 And I can still see it all (In my head)

Back and forth from New York (Sneaking in your bed)

I once believed love would be (Burning red)

But it's golden

Like daylight, like daylight 🎶

(Daylight, Lover)

-Jiper

🎶 'Cause he was sunshine

I was midnight rain

He wanted it comfortable

I wanted that pain

He wanted a bride

I was making my own name

Chasing that fame

He stayed the same

All of me changed

Like midnight 🎶

(Midnight Rain, Midnights)

-Frazel

🎶 You're really gonna be someone

Ask anyone

And when you find everything you've looked for

I hope your love leads you back to my door

Oh, but if it don't, stay beautiful 🎶

(Stay Beautiful, Taylor Swift Debut)

-Caleo

🎶 Music starts playin' like the end of a sad movie,

It's the kinda ending you don't really wanna see

'Cause it's tragedy and it'll only bring you down,

Now I don't know what to be without you around

And we know it's never simple,

Never easy

Never a clean break, no one here to save me 🎶

(Breathe, Fearless)

-Charles+Silena

🎶 I didn't have it in myself to go with grace

And so the battleships will sink beneath the waves

You had to kill me, but it killed you just the same

Cursing my name, wishing I stayed

You turned into your worst fears 🎶

(My Tears Ricochet, Folklore)

-Solangelo

🎶 All my flowers grew back as thorns

Windows boarded up after the storm

He built a fire just to keep me warm

All the drama queens taking swings

All the jokers dressin' up as kings

They fade to nothing when I look at him 🎶

(Call It What You Want, Reputation)

-(Extra) Sally and Poseidon

🎶 Do you remember, we were sittin', there by the water?

You put your arm around me for the first time

You made a rebel of a careless man's careful daughter

You [were] the best thing, that's ever been mine 🎶

(Mine, Speak Now)

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Trying to remember if something was canon or you just read it on AO3/Wattpad:

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S&B Ships As Taylor Swift Lyrics

Malina:

♫  Come back and tell me why- I'm feelin' like I've missed you all this time- And meet me there tonight- And let me know that it's not all in my mind-  ♫

(Everything Has Changed, Red)

Darklina:

♫  And I was never good at telling jokes, but the punch line goes-

"I'll get older, but your lovers stay my age"- From when your Brooklyn broke my skin and bones- I'm a soldier who's returning half her weight-  ♫

(”All Too Well” 10 Minute Version, “Red” Taylor’s Version) 

Kanej: 

♫ This ain't for the best- My reputation's never been worse, so- You must like me for me... 

We can't make any promises- Now can we, babe?- But you can make me a drink- ♫

(Delicate, Reputation)

Helnik:

♫  Hey, all you had to do was stay- Had me in the palm of your hand- Then why'd you have to go and lock me out when I let you in?-   ♫

(All You Had To Do Was Stay, 1989)

Wesper:

♫  He got that boyish look that I like in a man- I am an architect, I'm drawing up the plans- It's like I'm seventeen, nobody understands- No one understands-   ♫

(I Think He Knows, Lover)

Extra

Kaz Being Extra: 

♫  But I got smarter, I got harder in the nick of time- Honey, I rose up from the dead, I do it all the time- I got a list of names, and yours is in red, underlined-   ♫

(Look What You Made Me Do, Reputation)

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Percabeth head-cannons part 2!

- There was a period in time where Estelle didn’t like Annabeth. It was mostly when Percabeth was too busy preparing their wedding, so she thought Percy was spending much more time with Annabeth for comfort and she got pissed. She loved them again once she found out she could be the flower girl.

- Percabeth likes to watch movies about Greek mythology. They’re specially a fan of Hercules not because it’s accurate but because it’s so funny how INNACURATE it is and they crack up.

- Whenever Percabeth trains their fighting and Percy’s about to lose he splashes some water out his fingertips to Annabeth’s face to tease her.

- The regular folks that see Percabeth whenever they’re not in camp half blood look at them like icons, Greek sculptures, precious, people that shouldn’t be messed with, and then when they get back to camp half blood they’re teased and pushed in the water more than once every day.

- Sometimes Annabeth has nightmares about Luke, but ever since she started sleeping next to Percy, he can tell when she’s having a nightmare so he hugs her tight and whispers things to her ear in hopes it’ll help soothe her intense, demigod dream. He wouldn’t know, but his voice is the one good thing from her nightmares.

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Reyna: I only feel one emotion and it’s anger

Nico: Last night, you drunk texted the whole squad a thousand heart emojis.

Reyna: Out of anger

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There’s only two types of people:

One is the type that thinks Percy Jackson would never be able to cook for the life of him

And the other headcanons Percy as a god in the kitchen, having been taught to make the best dishes by his cooking master of a mother

There’s no in-between

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Unrequited love that slowly becomes reciprocated is my crack! Character A has been so desperately in love with Character B since they can remember but character B has never reciprocated that feeling and character A knows so they never confess. And then they start getting close to each other and Character A decides not to get their hopes up because it would hurt too much to be rejected after so much build up to their infatuation, but slowly character B starts to fall in love with character A and when they confess character A is so taken aback because they could never believe the person they’ve been so in love with for so long actually likes them back and they are convinced they have to be dreaming-in this essay I will

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Percy Jackson but in HOGWARTS-

Percy:

* Percy Jackson is in Hufflepuff house don’t @ me

* That’s also where he also meets Grover.

* A Unicorn Core and hazel wood wand, 13 and 1/2 inches.

* Dolphin patronus

* Muggle-born

* He met Annabeth at the sorting ceremony and he was actually surprised to find a nice Slytherin (ooh what a shock Slytherins can actually be decent ooohh)

* He went out of his way to try and talk to her on the hallways because he didn’t have too many friends in his house.

* Annabeth didn’t notice this too much because she always had her head in a book.

* Percy liked a challenge and tried to talk to her in class (much to the dismay of his teachers)

* They both got detention which angered Annabeth but they bonded after that.

* Percy had lots troubles with his wand at first until Annabeth started helping him out after school.

* Percy’s very into Quidditch, and got to be a keeper his third year at Hogwarts. He was really scared at first because Annabeth was a quidditch fan and he deep down really wanted to impress her, and he did.

* He became rather popular his later years at Hogwarts and got the attention of many people romantically, including a certain Rachel Elizabeth Dare (Ravenclaw) after he accidentally became prefect

* Of course Annabeth lost it and decided to walk Percy to his classes from now on, when he asked her why she said “well someone could hurt you, seaweed brain, and you probably won’t even see it coming.”

* Percy didn’t complain.

* McGonagall wasn’t too much of a fan of Percy at first but she absolutely loved Grover on first sight.

* Percy was shocked when he got to finish his first year and they were actually looking forward to seeing him again the next year.

* He returned the next year with a photo of Annabeth, a seashell necklace, and so many jokes to tell Grover.

Annabeth:

* Slytherin house FIGHT ME

* Her mom’s influence got her to be very popular throughout her entire stay in Hogwarts

* Friends with Silena Beauregard (Gruffindor) and Piper McClean (Also Gryffindor) previous to being friends with Percy and Grover.

* Dragon core and Beech wood wand, 10 inches.

* Fox patronus

* She’s one of the most of the most outspoken Slytherins when she’s not sitting quietly with a book.

* No one bullies her because they know she’s not afraid to break the rules if it means REVENGE.

* Fitchburg Finches (United States) Quidditch fan.

* She becomes a seeker in her fifth year.

* Her sixth year she starts to hang out with Rachel Dare since she seemed interesting. Then Rachel mentioned she had a crush on Percy.

* The friendship didn’t last long

* Calypso (Slytherin) and Reyna (Gryffindor) were under her watch. Reyna didn’t like being watched, the tension only grew until they talked and actually became really good friends as well.

* She became very protective of Percy but she also knew went to cool off and have fun.

* She got into a lot of trouble for this

* McGonagall knew it was best to stop liking her so much but she couldn’t help herself

* A pet cat, she named her Athena.

* When Percabeth happened all of Hogwarts was either euphoric or horrified. Nico Di Angelo, a second year (Slytherin house) was livid but kept it quiet.

* No one said anything bad about the relationship because they knew Annabeth would lose it.

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The Owl House as John Milaney Quotes:

Luz:

Amity:

Amity speaking of Hunter:

Amity during “Eclipse Lake”

Last Amity one I promise:

Eda:

Gus:

Willow in the 2nd season:

Hunter:

King:

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The seven as John Mulaney Quotes

-Percy

-Annabeth

-Jason when he first remembered who he was

-Jason after one second with the rest of the 7

-Piper

-Leo

-Frank

-Hazel

Hazel when Percy arrived at the Roman camp

Extra

-Reyna

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Okay but listen…

•Annabeth and Percy looking back on their adventures when they were younger and Annabeth casually mentioning she had been into him since she was twelve and Percy just laughing it off but then when he goes to sleep he relives all the obvious clues Annabeth slipped in when they weren’t dating and he just loses it.

•Mr. Chase showing Percy baby pictures of Annabeth and him asking if he can have copies only to show them to her later and smirk.

•And then Annabeth immediately going to Sally to ask for some of PERCY’S baby pictures and she sees one of Percy at the beach holding up some seaweed and she can’t help herself but cry.

•And Sally doubling down on the ordeal and giving Annabeth old videos of Percy from when he was like fourteen and when percabeth watches it together as a date and then one of the videos has a conversation between Percy and Sally talking about how Annabeth was just Percy’s friend (Back in like “The Titan’s Curse) and then Percy asking why Sally’s even recording and she responds she’ll show the video their children one day.

•Percy and Annabeth and Rachel hanging out and then Percy asks Rachel about his and Annie’s zodiac signs for fun and then when he finds out Cancer and Leo aren’t all that compatible he goes all out and gets his birth chart done by Rachel and then asks Annabeth for hers, only for her to say she doesn’t know what time she was born and she just looks at him just about ready to murder him.

•Annabeth and Percy playing Uno and getting really heated until Percy wins barely and when Annabeth infuriatedly asks him how, he only says “It’s all about strategy, wise girl” and she’s thinking so hard about judo-flipping him again.

•Hazel, Frank and Percy just being bros and hanging out but Percy sometimes feels like a big third wheel around them so one day he just brings Annabeth for pay-back to make them feel like the third wheels but it just ends up being a super cute double date.

•Estelle painting Percy’s nails one day and when Annabeth sees, she goes nuts and insists they can finally get manicures together and Percy doesn’t want to say no so they go to the salon and Percy gets some blue nails and Annabeth insists they make it a monthly ordeal and although he tells his friends he only does it for her he actually secretly likes it.

•Percabeth on the beach drinking watermelon juice while on the water and then staring at the sunset and just when they’re about to kiss a wave crashes over them and Percy can feel Poseidon’s wicked smirk from afar.

•Annie studying relentlessly for finals for weeks and after they’re finally over her and Percy go home for the holidays and Annabeth is stressing out about what score she got so Percy to distract her decides to ask his mom to help him cook and he makes her a frickin feast.

•All the campers having conspired to help make percabeth happen since they knew from the start they liked each other and Clarisse being basically their leader. And then one day Percy is asking them if they can help him give Annabeth a Valentine’s Day gift and Clarisse looking at him and saying “oh how our kid has grown”

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The Crows as John Mulaney quotes

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"An Oath to keep with a final breath."

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Did I just spoil myself? Yes

Was it worth it? Definitely

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(Kanej wedding)

Priest: Do you take Inej as your lawfully wedded life.

Inej: Depends. Will he make his money worth his investment?

Kaz: Inej that was ONE time

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(Nico seeking medical attention)

Will: You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart 🤗

Nico: Will, I really did break my arm wtf-