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I havenât watched Steven Universe in months, but all I know is that every time I log on to Tumblr, someone else shattered Pink Diamond.
I hate the word âdiscourseâ it just sounds like Goofy saying âdiscussâ
this post literally ruined my life
AT MY AUTOPSY:
mortician: *makes the first incision*
me: *confetti comes flying out of my chest cavity with a little trumpet noise*
So Iâve decided to remake the Elder Scrolls god pantheon with modern gods
Beyoncé - Akatosh, Dragon God of Time and Chief God of the pantheon
Beyoncé exists outside of time and being chief god goes without saying.
Lorde - Arkay, God of the Cycle of Life and Death
âEvery night, I live and die.â She said it herself.
Nicki Minaj - Dibella, God of Beauty and Sexual Desire
I mean, who embodies beauty and sexual desire quite like Nicki Minaj?
Britney Spears - Julianos, God of Wisdom
Listen. Nobody knows the highs and lows of this world like Britney does. Wisdom comes with experience.
Ariana Grande - Kynareth, God of the Air and Sky
This girl is the incarnation of being lighter than air.
Kesha - Mara, God of Love and Compassion
If you disagree then go and listen to Rainbow until you see the error of your ways.
Dua Lipa - Stendarr, God of Justice and Righteous Rule
I mean what is Dua Lipa known for if not her legendary rules
Dolly Parton - Zenithar, God of Work and Commerce
Aunt Dolly has a healthy appreciation for a 9-5 work day she knows whatâs good.
Carly Rae Jepsen - Talos, Hero-God of Mankind
Because she is.
If you ever think your 12 year old self was an idiot just remember this:Â
one time when I was in seventh grade I decided to walk home from the community center without wearing any shoes. But it was like 98 degrees outside, so obviously the pavement was hot as balls, but I stubbornly continued to walk home barefoot. Long story short I got second degree burns from the pavement and painful blisters on every part of my feet. When I had to explain to my parents why hell I walked home barefoot I told them that my shoes were hurting my feet. I ended up going to go see doctors, and I wore inserts in my shoes for three years. My parents even considered surgery to fix my feet so that they wouldnât hurt.Â
I never had the courage to tell them that the reason why I walked barefoot that one day was not because my feet hurt, but because, being an avid fan of Avatar: The Last Airbender, I had wanted fucking callouses on my feet like Toph
Holy shit let this die
MAJOR WARNING TO DISCORD USERS!!!! PLEASE REBLOG AND PASS THIS ALONG!!
Do not accept a friend request from Chrisopeer Davies and Jessica Davies. They are hackers. Tell everyone on your friends list because if somebody on your list adds one of them, theyâll be on your list too. They will figure out your personal computerâs IP and address, so copy & paste this message wherever you can
Heads Up: Also look out for a Discord user by the name of âKeirStarmerâ or often just âKeirâ. He is going around sending friend requests to random Discord users, and those who accept his friend requests will have their accounts DDoSed and their IP Addresses revealed to him.
Spread the word and send this to as many discord servers as you can. If you see this user, DO NOT accept his friend request and immediately block him.
Please be warned there is a user going around called âKurtStarmerâ or just âKurtâ who is mass spamming terribly graphic gore and of such(he is also a hacker). Please spread the word of this to your other servers
I donât have discord but I know some of my friends do.
Be safe
I know a lot of y'all do have Discord, so watch out for these people!
PSA. Be safe out there kids. :)
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@whatwashernameagain since you have discord and youâre kind of popular thought Iâd tag you in this
Thank you so much!!! Iâll pass it on! đđđ
no offense butâŠ. fruit salad? Yummy, yummy.
One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how expensive college in the States is, he looked down at the sleeve of his suit jacket and just. stopped. dead halt, mid sentence.
And after like three seconds, where weâre all trying to figure out the punchline because the story clearly hadnât ended, and John Mulaney quietly says, âHas there been tinfoil on my buttons the whole goddamn show?â
Heâd taken his suit to the drycleaner, and theyâd wrapped the buttons on the sleeves and the coat with tinfoil to protect them, and John Mulaney didnât notice until half-way through his set, and was SO FLABBERGASTED that he never did finish the story about college and instead did five minutes on how stupid it was that his buttons were reflecting the light and he just didnât notice, and in that moment I understood more about John Mulaney as a person than I ever have.
during one of his portland shows, he noticed this like 7 year old girl in the front row and asked her (and her parents) if she âis aware that she is physically here right nowâ or if she was just brought along. turns out her favorite john mulaney bit is the âand Iâm new in townâ bit and that sheâs seen all his stuff. He was so shocked and discomforted by the fact a SEVEN YEAR OLD has seen his shows, that he couldnât get through a bit about donating to charity without interrupting himself at least three times to import good life lessons on this small child, as if that makes up for all the horrible things heâs said that she heard
When I saw him in Ft. Lauderdale, there was a bar in the lobby that people kept leaving to go to. At one point, a guy in the front row just got up and BOOKED IT to get drinks. John Mulaney looked over at a woman who was next to the empty seat and asked, âAre you with him? Whatâs his name?â
She was, in fact, with him, and she did tell him her dateâs name. John Mulaney considered this, looked around, and unplugged his microphone. Leaning in to us, he told us that we were going to trick this guy so fuckin hard. He said, âAt some point during the show, I am going to stop and say, âWell, you guys know what they say here in Ft. Lauderdale,â and then you guys are all going to scream back âWE LOVE MILKSHAKES!â Heâll be so confused.â
He then continued on with the show as normal, the drinks guy returned to his seat, and that was that for quite a long time. We thought he had forgotten about it until, at some point during what I believe was his McDonaldâs drive-thru bit, he shrugged his shoulders and said, âYou guys know what they say here in Ft. LauderdaleâŠâ
Naturally, we erupted with âWE LOVE MILKSHAKESâ and John Mulaney SWUNG around to face the drinks guy and said, âI bet youâre real confused now, huh, JASON?!â
ah so john mulaney is a chaotic neutral cryptid
i saw him last night and there was a good ten minute interlude where a woman told him everything she found wrong with his suit, including that his pants were too high waisted to which he replied âthatâs where my hips areâ and someone in the back shouted âlook at that high waisted man heâs got feminine hips!â and he yelled back âthatâs my joke! iâm offended!!â
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Sit Sit Stability
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uraraka from when i was experimenting with my style
Iâm losing my SHIT
This is some magical shit
The sad thing is, I donât know whoâs the bigger idiot.
I would argue its the Kara person - because she doesnât it. Mike is pointing out the obvious
the obvious? what do you mean?
that she played ignorant, was treated accordingly, and that it was silly that she took offense over being deceptive about her understanding
could you explain further? Iâm not sure I understand your meaning
Iâve never seen two murders in one post before.
Never forget:
There were Two of them
my surprise soup themed wedding
me: *rolls a single can of soup down the isle before I start walking*
guests: ?????????????????????????????
me: :)
if youâve ever had a crush on me god bless your poor misguided heart
You gotta go through shit to understand shit.