Yeah, I’ve Knocked Out Hitler Over 200 Times

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉 Shipping & fandom blog where I also yell about capitalism/fascism. Fandoms include SW, LOTR, MCU, ASOIAF, PJO, Merlin, Skyrim, Fallout, DA:I, SPN, and too many others

[chilewithcarnage]

I'm in the war on fatness on the side of fatness

[storybookprincess]

one of my favorite phrases to pepper into conversation is “i like the way you think! you’re hired!” particularly in contexts where it makes absolutely no sense

barista at the coffee shop recommends a good drink. nurse at the doctors office finds a clever solution to something. my actual boss when she makes a suggestion.

it always hits. hilarious every time

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[dogs99999]

I literally love being at home! In my own space! Comfortable! Not surrounded by people!

[maegovannen]

On Royal Court today Brittany Broski explained to MATT FUCKING SMITH what Superwholock is/was and he shouted us out saying “yall are gangsters… keep flying the flag.” My soul has officially left my body this is insane in 2026

I love this show bless you Brittany

[elisecairo]

[katherynefromphilly]

As someone who was alive when Bob Ross (and William Alexander before him — that’s where the approach is from) was on PBS, I can 100% testify that you can paint along with him.

You may need to learn how to set up your paints and such… but this is what people did, live, while the show aired. That’s what the show was for. I had family members create lovely works of art they enjoyed, which I still have on my walls, because William Alexander and Bob Ross both said:

SCREW METICULOUS CLASSICAL ART PRACTICES — JUST GRAB A PALETTE KNIFE AND BIG OLD BRUSH AND PAINT!

They freed a whole generation of people who were taught to paint detail and realism and exact representation of reality — people who largely gave up this kind of thing because it got tedious.

I watched the joy of family members as they rediscovered art as a messy fun spontaneous half hour activity.

Give it a try.

[7d013m]

OK maybe the author didn't intend for it to be that deep but I have a shovel 🪏 smiles

[queensinchains]

MILLY ALCOCK and EMMA D'ARCY as RHAENYRA TARGARYEN House of the Dragon (2022 – present)

[victusinveritas]

All of these are by @mattxiv on Instagram.

Here's to all the shockingly single bachelor uncles or the two very close friends who just happened to be girls and are only living together until one of them finds a man (they lived together for forty two years).

[j3llym00n]

i cannot BELIEVE i haven't posted this here. This was almost THREE YEARS AGO.

Please enjoy my accidental magnum opus.

[calyxestra]

[everythingfox]

Who needs therapy when this exists

[redstonedust]

we all know adult humans dont get enough enrichment but the other day i was walkin home past an empty playground and impulsively ran over to spin myself on this zipline merry-go-round contraption for a few minutes and it really did feel like it unlocked some neglected part of my brain. like damn we really should all go outside and play more. fuck. they werent kidding with this play time thing. have you guys heard about play time. it could be huge.

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[riding-with-the-wild-hunt]

on the quenya name generator

thanks quenya name generator

[donniehaspronouns]

this might piss some people off but I don’t think some of you actually ever tried to unlearn your hatefulness. you just came out as queer and decided your new targets really truly deserve it this time.

[donniehaspronouns]

you. you get it.