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i draw pirates and non-pirates instagram

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Seeking employment in the following fields: vampire living in local castle, horrifically talented scientist, sad and vengeful ghost, fleeing woman in a nightgown, newly turned werewolf, ominous and accurate fortune teller. 

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obsessed with this search result for “yearning stock photo”

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co-captains

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They see you. Behave.

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A pixel art of a scene from Enlightenment, a novel by @bootstrapparadoxed

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Holy shit, can you imagine if mediaeval monks had figured out flipbooks?

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Brother Francis, absolutely lost in that sweet sweet grape sauce and making his manuscript go fwpfwpfwpfwpfwp: The Snails With Old Man Faces Must Duel

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Oh this is one heck of an art prompt

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alright, so i made it into a pixel animation -

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sofa.

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@bootstrapparadoxed is the inspiration once again with his post right here

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3 pieces of art

the last two are inspired by this fanfic by the handsome and talented @bootstrapparadoxed

it is not, in fact, a crossover between Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency and Madagascar, but close enough.

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eating dirt.

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i just discovered mermay so here's a merboy

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Spanish Ladies, but in Polish