this is just for me

she/her/hers • Chicago  • Ravenclaw

[slowheart]

fool me once, shame on u; fool me twice, shame on u again for taking advantage of my compassionate & forgiving nature!!!!!! how dare u

[nightkunoichi-deactivated202111]

PSA

Your server is a human!

Your server is a human!

Your server is a human!

Your server is a fucking human!

[moved-to-korrigantsionnach-deac]

I thought this was about like a computer server and I was understandably frightened for a moment

[lordtrash-deactivated20161201]

Under capitalism, we are all the April Fool

[maggiecneedham]

Well, I made a youtube video. It’s about learning to be an activist and how I’ve been feeling.

[infernalentity]

Today is the only day you can share this meme. Precisely 2000 years prior to March 6th 4017. The day Squidward trapped himself in the freezer. March 6th 2017.

[throughtimeandstarlight]

[lilyrkgk-deactivated20200608]

I had to do it

[antibutch-deactivated20180507]

Blessed video.

[rocketmermaid]

impeccable.

[catmeleon-deactivated20160611]

Not to shit on Ben Wyatt, but Padme was queen of Naboo at 14 years old, and she didn’t blow the planet’s budget on a winter sports complex. 

[kareenvorbarra]

#honestly ben wyatt has probably had this exact thought in dark moments (via @seagodofmagic) 

[yuesli]

[overpricedvodka]

(Twitter)

President Velveeta plagiarized his inauguration cake.

A. Cake.

This is real life.

[ororomunroedontpullout]

They took the man’s cake design like they are so low down

[taffylemonknees-deactivated2018]

EVERYONE IS MISSING THE BEST GOSH DANG PART OF THIS STORY

THEY DONATED ALL THE PROFITS TO HRC!!

[dragkingandreweldritch]

it’s cool that the bakery also gave a shoutout to the original cake designer

like they absolutely knew how shady this whole thing was and managed to handle it in the best way possible

[miracufic]

Update on #cakegate.

[maggiecneedham]

This is the only good thing I’ve read re: the presidency in ages.

[maggiecneedham]

This is such a good representation of what I read. Thanks Goodreads.

[black-0rpheus]

RIP Carrie Fisher (October 21, 1956 - December 27, 2016)

[smallsouthernbaker]

RIP Debbie Reynolds (April 1, 1932 - December 28, 2016

[bespiins-deactivated20180815]

[thekeythief]

°˖✧ Drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra ✧˖°

[refinery29]

Rest In Peace, Carrie Fisher. Iconic Star Wars actress Carrie Fisher died this morning. She was 60

Billie Lourd, Fisher’s daughter, confirmed the death today in an official statement. Issued by family representative Simon Halls, the statement to People reads: “It is with a very deep sadness that Billie Lourd confirms that her beloved mother Carrie Fisher passed away at 8:55 this morning.” Her legacy is incontestable – and probably a lot more than you knew.

[refinery29]

Update: we would actually like to report that Carrie Fisher died by being drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra. We apologize for the earlier error.

[ashesforfoxes]

To a woman who changed film through honesty and wit, who fought for visibility for mental illness and the struggle of living with it, to an icon who was always greater in real life than the fiction she helped craft: you will be missed, always. May you live on in the humor and hope you gave us, in the legacy you leave in your words and deeds. We love you, Carrie. Thank you for everything.

[mapsontheweb]

Tuition fees for Scottish Universities for EU, Swiss and EEA students.

Keep reading

[maggiecneedham]

Scotland really hates England.

[yatzuaka]

source

[baetriots]

That one dude who says women in space is “unrealistic”…. It’s Star Wars. Literally no part of it is realistic. Wtf

[ladugard]