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[inchidentofftrack]

your honour, they're all criminals

[maggsferrari44]

I like the theory more than the practice. I like reading the recipe more than eating the meal. I like watching someone else build the IKEA furniture while I sit on the couch with a snack.

Some people need to touch the stove to know it's hot. I'm perfectly happy reading the warning label from another room. With my hand down my pants.

[maggsferrari44]

"I wouldn't wish that upon my worst enemy"

You need worst enemies.

I would wish that upon my worst enemy. I do wish that upon my worst enemy.

You are not hating to your fullest potential.

Not every bitch that annoys you has to be your worst enemy, you're allowed to have lesser, more casual enemies.

But you have to get yourself a true worst enemy you would wish that upon, no matter how horribly bad is that.

For example, this is a list of my worst enemies from worst to less worse:

- imperialism

- capitalism

- Plato

- my best friend's dad

- long COVID

[atlanticbones]

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[dnferrari]

max in the midfield is an exercise in getting past all his former teammates that absolutely do not want to let him past

[maggsferrari44]

Call me a flaneur the way I essay while I walk, with no destiny nor purpose other than being apart and one of society.

[maggsferrari44]

If you are the conversational equivalent to a house plant then I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU. You have never asked me a single question. You just sit there demanding entertainment, telling me that you're bored and want to talk is not initiating a conversation, there's only so much wyd I can answer in a day.

It's like your head is empty, I've never heard you make any declaration statement, only vage three word answers to the questions I ask.

You sit there photosynthesizing my monologues like I'm a human sunlamp and I'm so bored. You are bored because you need it, you need to exercise your ability to form an original idea.

And the worst part is that you say you want a debate. If you came up with one, one simple concise idea for me to engage with I would be thrilled to debate but my brother in Christ, if you can't form an idea, you can't debate one either.

You want a debate, I'll give you one, here's my thesis:

You don't want a conversation, you just want someone to fill the silence of your boring empty life because you've never had to entertain yourself, you want me to spoon feed you ideas so that you can feel smart and important.

Discuss.

[gayteensupreme]

"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.

[gayteensupreme]

if this is how you find out that both sam altman and peter thiel are gay im sorry

[maggsferrari44]

I'm starting to think Tumblr shouldn't be my main source of information.

Maybe I'm going to start reading the news.

[tpwrtrmnky]

It's really quite bizarre how much work in trans healthcare bases itself on the idea that a patient who deliberately seeks out the Penis Removal Doctor and says "Yes, Penis Removal Doctor, I am certain that I would like to have my penis removed" might be lying to the Penis Removal Doctor, so that they can have their penis removed without actually wanting that.

[lizzienoodles]

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

[maggsferrari44]

Trying to tell my mom that hoes don't get cold but she keeps going on and on about some bitch named hypotrima

[loveridden1999]

[ceruleanheaven]

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[rosso-corsa-knight]

my brother and I are rewatching races from 2010 rn and the commentator said something along the lines of this is ferraris year🧍🏻‍♀️ Also why tf did Renault get to use the black hp logo and we are stuck with this fuckass blue one