save a horse

antonia, she/her, early 20s, bi ~ this_is_my_associate_mr_mc_clap_yo_handz on ao3~

[wormeo-and-juliette]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Oscar walks into the garage to find Lando talking to a guy he’s never seen before. A tennis player, allegedly. Oscar is unimpressed.

i have officially learned the rules to tennis. because why would oscar be annoyed with f1 driver carlos when he could be annoyed with tennis player carlos. just covering my bases here.

[wormeo-and-juliette]

fyi i will be abroad for the next 3 weeks sans laptop so will be mia but i promise 1) i am not dead and 2) i will return to writing about male athletes falling in love so soon

[wormeo-and-juliette]

Toni,

Thank you. I needed the end of this fic today (after ugly crying over part 3) because my not important in the scope of things job is really stressing me out and Max’s delightful stream of consciousness narrative. And also George you delightful idiot. Go big or go home I guess

one thing about me is that while it'll never be just fluff there will ALWAYS be a happy ending <3

[wormeo-and-juliette]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Max would like it stated, for the record, that none of this would’ve happened if Ralf Schumacher weren’t such a fucking cunt.

[wormeo-and-juliette]

chapter 2 is out now!!!

[wormeo-and-juliette]

a LOT happens in chapter 3. pacing is not really a strength of mine <3

[wormeo-and-juliette]

chapter 4 is out and this bad boy is done!!! thanks for being along for the ride <3

[fatherofthebride]

at the grocery store, 5’5”, trying and failing to get a box off the top shelf. i see another girl, also 5’5”, coming down the aisle, but crucially she has a tall boyfriend

i flag her down. i avoid looking at jakey and ask her if “one of them” could help me get something from the top shelf (a submissive approach, honed throughout the years, to communicate that i am not a threat to her relationship and am not challenging her claim to jakey)

but as soon as i make eye contact, i realize my mistake. because this woman. is a dyke.

her prey drive activates. she sends jakey away without a glance. she says, “yeah, i’ll get it for you” with so much ‘i’m the captain of a co-ed sports team’ energy that i follow her back to the shelf helplessly even though we are, again, the exact same height.

she fails to get the box down. i fall in love instantly

[wormeo-and-juliette]

new andrey rublev photos have my irl friends back in my dms saying i look just like him. but my irl friends have ALSO decided i look like rose from titanic. which means my friends have photoshopped andrey rublev into titanic photos. and are calling it uncanny. great.

[disarmd]

george upon seeing the photos of max and kimi on toto's yacht: yes hello photographer i need to book a photoshoot the photoshoot is me in front of my yacht. i'm not on toto's yacht because i have my own yacht and that's obviously better. would you rather be on toto's yacht or on your own yacht? you wouldn't want... no one would rather spend the start of their vacation with their boss [his voice starts breaking] excuse me, i have to put on sunglasses. for the photoshoot.

[htt-words-mode]

Why are you writing very long science fiction novels in the NASCAR RPF tag?

got stuff wrong with me

[wormeo-and-juliette]

deep breaths real talk

holey fuck so i havent read a fic in a month because going on ao3 stresses me out but I opened ao3 bc my friend sent me this fic and I was like oh three small dasies author must be a banger

And friend

when I tell you I was making frog noises in the airport

this was a BANGER

SORRY FOR SCREAMING BUT OH MY GOD YOU GET MAX YOU GET MAX SO WELL

the tone of writing the way you describe max and mick and Ralf and KISSING GEOTGE

amd PLANE SCENE I HAVE TO GET ON A PLANE IN 20 MINUTRS I WILL BE THINKIBG OF NOTHIBG ELSE

this is my second ask but using my mainblr because you HAVE to see the screenshot of me SCREAMing whilst reading the fic

love you

so happy i have eyes to read this

<3 @otterducks

omg love u MORE

[wormeo-and-juliette]

i am I the AIRPORT And I am Crying because I GOT STABBED BY YOUR GAX FATE DATING YOU KNOW WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME

<3 @otterducks

is it make u cry

[wormeo-and-juliette]

love discovering a niche artist when i make one of their songs my hyperfixation. like what do you mean this song only has 17k listens on spotify and i am personally responsible for close to half of those. that can't be right.

[fia-official]

is there a reason why you guys only ever penalise Hamilton?

put some respect on esteban ocon’s name

[wormeo-and-juliette]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Max would like it stated, for the record, that none of this would’ve happened if Ralf Schumacher weren’t such a fucking cunt.

[wormeo-and-juliette]

chapter 2 is out now!!!

[wormeo-and-juliette]

a LOT happens in chapter 3. pacing is not really a strength of mine <3

[alexalblondo]

George Russell‘s life truly on a generational run of awful shit happening cause first Alex Albon got engaged. To a WOMAN. Not him. And then his car is good but his teammate is better and his car becomes shit. And they make him talk to Toto Wolff all the time. Seems awful!

[wormeo-and-juliette]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Max would like it stated, for the record, that none of this would’ve happened if Ralf Schumacher weren’t such a fucking cunt.

[wormeo-and-juliette]

chapter 2 is out now!!!

[wormeo-and-juliette]

Toni,

Love Max in your new story. I feel so sorry for George but I have to hope it’s all going to work for them. ❤️❤️❤️

Max is back on his bullshit in the biggest way. George will soon be in on said bullshit. Just you wait..........

[wormeo-and-juliette]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Max would like it stated, for the record, that none of this would’ve happened if Ralf Schumacher weren’t such a fucking cunt.