Magic Grandma?

I’ve had this same url for over 10 years but I’m too lazy to change it. Definitely too old to be baby now

[t00thpasteface]

nothing online is ever truly deleted. except that one fucking thing you're looking for

[loreleywrites]

im always saying this

[bestiolin]

maarten inghels

[animate-mush]

@sherbertilluminated there's a line somewhere in Ursula Vernon's Digger that goes something like "it is difficult to be metaphysical around the truly geologically minded"

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[phantomrose96]

Dealing with burnout is sooooooooooooooo easy all you need to do is operate at 40% indefinitely and be kind of mad at yourself the whole time.

[segamascott]

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[muppet-facts]

Muppet Fact #1817

In Miss Piggy's "snout-out to the gays," she thanked the queer community for teaching her to never hold a grudge– but rather act on one, and that she should never be rude, instead her publicist should be rude for her.

Source:

"Can I Be Blunt? Miss Piggy." Out, November 9, 2011. https://www.out.com/entertainment/girlfriend/2011/11/09/can-i-be-blunt-miss-piggy

[aromantic-diaries]

"everyone should get more aromantic" can appeal to tumblr's sensibilities but I genuinely think everyone should also get more asexual. I don't mean everyone stop having sex, what I mean is

Sex is not essential. You can live without it. Full stop.

Not having sex isn't shameful or a sign of failure. It also doesn't make anyone boring.

You are not entitled to having sex with anybody and nobody is entitled to having sex with you.

Sex is not what makes someone an adult.

Nobody's worth is defined by how much sex they have or don't have.

Sex is not equally important to everyone.

You can have fulfilling and happy relationships without sex.

You should only have sex on your own terms, not because you feel like you owe it to someone, or because you feel like you'd be incomplete without it.

Know your boundaries around sex and be firm about them. Know how to respect other people's boundaries.

The previous point also applies when it comes to discussing sex. If someone doesn't wanna talk about it or hear about it you have to back down.

Anything can be sexual but not everything has to be sexual.

[lockssteps]

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

[konoko]

[cenneidi]

do it grieving

[cenneidi]

do it while the ground falls out from under you; do it while everything you loved goes up in smoke; do it while the dream of your future is still burning embers around you; build anew on the hot ashes of everything you worked for; keep going, keep loving, keep living, even as all you want is to turn back (there is no turning back; it is gone already); do it through grief, which feels like fear in the body

do it grieving

[sacred-portal]

[gifs-of-puppets]

Muppets From Space (1999)

[gothredy]

[pmamtraveller]

A pack of Soviet “Laika” cigarettes, originally released in 1957.

[holespoles]

Botanical Applique Quilt by Chinami Terai (Japan)

寺井ちなみ「緑のヴァリエ」