shitposting simulator 2023

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[magical0maniac]

I made an art blog so I can stop sprinkling my drawings into this shitpost swamp.

Magical-ManiArt 🫧

[milf--adjacent]

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[pangur-and-grim]

some sort of sandwich

[pangur-and-grim]

[xalatath]

3-5 turkey vultures will soon be dispatched to your location.

[superchat]

no one says "ive read enough hentai to know where this is going" anymore

[superchat]

because they dont read enough hentai

[superchat]

so they dont know where its going

[flowerbleedme]

nobody knows anything anymore.

[spicymochi]

matching tail squad

[spicymochi]

semiaquatic secret agent

[moishe-pipick]

Fig. 160 - The Radish Imp is a decorative little fellow.

[randomencounters]

Encounter: the Radish Imp

[pillowspace]

Nearly blocked someone for a vaguely annoying reply they made in 2017 then remembered 2017 was 9 years ago. They will live. We can change *opens their blog* nevermind they got worse. Guards

[pillowspace]

This was written out in real time btw. I typed out the first half, paused, saved it to my drafts, went back to open their blog, then came back to type the rest

[karvina]

[sanae-hypnosis]

[artwheat]

this animal

[lamieboo]

GO ROCKY GO!!! 🕺🪨

[planeguy747]

I just wasted 30 mins of my life making a 737SP just to spite people that use AI to make shitposts now instead of doing crappy Photoshop edits

[bunchasticks]

Real ones know about these crazy plane photoshops that circulated in like 2017-2020. Real human talent at work here people

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Im in the mood to eat scarabs and shrimp

[onlinebeast]

[bjiru]

[anxeious]

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down