Magical Creature Suggestions

Curious thoughts from the magical and nonhuman community

[the-sea-left]

In another life, I remember

[deadman-suggestions]

in another life, i understand

[fancifulsuggestion-retired]

in another life, i cherish

[magicalcreaturesuggestions]

In another life, I believe

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Stop 👏 telling 👏 vampires 👏 to 👏 smile!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Our fangs are none of your business unless they’re in your neck!

[citrusgroves]

Stop 👏 Telling 👏 Sirens 👏 To 👏 Sing!!!

Our songs are not something to fool around with so save yourself the time and possible pain and just stop.

[skip-to-the-beat-blog]

Stop👏telling👏werewolves👏to👏howl!!!

Our howls are only used for communicating and we don’t want to inconvenience our pack members!

[zeathegreenbean]

Stop 👏 telling 👏 ghosts 👏 to 👏 say 👏 boo

It’s a rude stereotype. We don’t like that shit.

[scotchmoth]

Stop 👏 telling 👏 witches 👏 to 👏 cackle!!!

We don’t laugh like that! Our laugh is no different to yours, and making rude jokes about it really hurts our feelings!

[clam-kid]

Stop👏asking👏to👏take👏a👏picture👏of👏cryptids

We’re not very photogenic and would prefer people see us in person

[oreganoplant-deactivated2021110]

Stop👏trying👏to👏sell👏us👏demons👏your👏soul

We have standards

[crypticenbug]

Stop 👏assuming👏zombies👏eat👏brains

They’re not super good or easy to obtain

[blackholesandrevolations]

Stop👏outing👏imortals👋

We will tell you when we want to.

[voidlette]

Stop👏asking👏fae👏for👏favors👋

We don’t give a shit and will trick you into eternal servitude.

[3am-raccoon]

Stop👏trying👏to👏communicate👏to👏the👏elder👏gods👋

No, we WON’T cleanse the world, we’re too busy seeing the chaos and laughing.

[damion-the-skeleton]

Stop👏stereotyping👏skeletons👏to👏be👏nude👋

We hate it when people draw us nude, make props of us nude, and just in general normalize skeletal nudity! We have standards you perverts! How would you feel if we hung up nude barbie dolls on a holiday and laugh at them?

[heart-suggestion]

My heart is

[alrightsuggestion-blog]

healing

[affablesuggestion-deactivated20]

kind

[despiteeverything-itsstillyou-d]

scared

[mechanicalsuggestion-blog]

ticking

[disappointedsuggestion]

Blackened

[stabbysuggestion]

Broken

[khaabish]

tired

[outcastsuggestions]

bleeding

[rainysuggestion]

heavy

[cosmologicalsuggestion]

hopeful

[streetsuggestion-blog]

non-existent 

[megalomaniasuggestion]

oozing

[madsciencesuggestions]

Wicked

[forsciencesuggestions]

Curious

[magicalcreaturesuggestions]

Auspicious

[runningeleven]

Science side of Tumblr: how can dragons breathe fire?

[thatweirdscienceguy]

There are three variants of dragons. One of them possesses  a gland that produces a liquid, which spontaneously combusts when coming into contact with oxygen. Some phosphorus compounds could do that for example. The second one possesses two glands instead, which produce so-called hypergolic propellants, fluids that ignite when they come into contact with one another. The third kind stores the methane bacteria in their stomach produce, and expells it when breathing fire. In their mouth there’s a piezoelectric crystal, which is a substance that produces a spark when placed under mechanical stress and could thus serve to ignite the methane gas. Or it’s magic.

[magicalcreaturesuggestions]

In jest, I have reveled in the stereotypes, even if in despair I had scorned them.

[c0ffeekitten]

A concept: mermaids in wheelchairs

[c0ffeekitten]

Another: shapeshifters with stretch marks

[c0ffeekitten]

Religious vampires trying to find ways to balance their ideologies with their needs

Sirens learning sign language so they can communicate without enchanting anyone

Disabled fairies who can’t fly pushing for accessibility

Spirits helping save people from fires and other natural disasters because they can access areas too dangerous for the living

Dragons becoming foster parents and providing super safe homes for “hordes” of children until they grow up

[c0ffeekitten]

Female werewolves with facial hair and body hair not letting anyone make them feel bad about it

Fae snatching children from abusive homes and raising them in safety while the changeling wreaks havoc

Liberated genies using their power to fight for human rights

[c0ffeekitten]

Witchy cooking shows where witches try to make specific potions or find creative magical solutions to problems

Psychic psychologists and medical doctors who are able to figure out exactly how to help even if their patient is non-verbal, young, or afraid of being honest because they’re with an abuser

Psychic teachers knowing just what to do to help students with learning disabilities

[ravingliberal-deactivated201802]

Yes please. 

[sexylibrarian1]

I just slammed the reblog button so hard my phone broke.

[inumorph]

Hell hound service animals

[magicalcreaturesuggestions]

Miniature service unicorns and fire-breathing horses.

[gojiro]

Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver — which, as the metal of purity, would not ‘interact’ with Vampires, who are the Devil’s work.

However, modern mirrors have used aluminum as their reflective backing for many years now — and aluminum is not a ‘picky’ metal at all. So Vampires are able to see their reflections in modern mirrors.

[roseate-rein]

All I can think about is a vampire used to not seeing their reflection in mirrors for centuries, and one day they are just walking along and unknowingly pass a mirror backed with aluminum and THEY NEARLY SHIT THEMSELVES.

[skysinger-musings]

[ectoimp]

And film was exposed using silver in the emulsion fluid for old photographs. But with more advanced photographic technology and things like digital cameras theres no need to use silver in the printing process.

I can imagine old vampires being super into selfies because they never got to keep pictures of themselves before.

[spacebuck]

Cafés don’t have clocks because they are timeless places

[merrypadfoot]

there’s a cafe in my town called time and it has clocks all over the walls, but none of them are the same or the right time, so like, #confirmed

[spacebuck]

That café is the entry to the faery world sorry I don’t make the rules

[kerryrenaissance]

“Do not eat or drink fairy food.”

“I know… but have you tried their lattes?”

[megsamforever]

okay but the whole thing about not accepting fairy food or drink is that they give it to you and you then owe them something for it

so like, if it’s a normal cafe and you pay for your coffee & muffin you’d technically be okay since you paid them

so what I’m saying is, fairies starting coffee shops because it’s actually pretty profitable and more interesting than just waiting for humans to stumble into fairy circles

[spacebuck]

Some Fair Folk Cafe’s are fine, you go in, pay for your food, and if you leave wanting to go back that’s normal. These guys want you returning, they like humans, want to watch them and interact with them and learn about them.

Some, less so. You feel an urge, an itch under your skin to take more than you paid for. “We can upgrade you for free, if you’d like!” The cashier says. There’s something a little off in her smile. Sharp teeth are uncanny at this angle, you think. You shake your head, refusing politely.

“Samples, take one!” The person stocking the cabinet says, holding out a plate of small pieces of cake. They don’t say free, they don’t say what they cost. You know better than to take them at the implied meaning. Fair Folk don’t do ‘implied’.

“I just ate, but thank you,” you reply gracefully. The smile fades, sharp teeth hidden, before it widens again.

“Next time then,” they say, and you feel the promise brushing over your skin.

“Maybe,” you reply, still smiling. You know better than to agree with one of the Fair Folk. Words have weight after all, and none more than the echo of a promise to one of The People.

[nohrianmusings]

                                                                                       He sees me as an eagle

                                                                      though I am just a crow

                                   He sees me as a diamond

Though I’m just a weathered stone

[automaton-suggestions]

clockwork wings and a steam engine heart

[fluff-oh-suggestions]

Waxwork wings and a shattered glass heart

[despiteeverything-itsstillyou-d]

Ironwork wings and a molten gold heart

[magicalcreaturesuggestions]

Spellwork wings and a chipped rock heart

[everydayamermaid]

by Jessica Warrick

[uncomfortablyuncool]

Oh my god I am in love with the fishboys’ family portrait

[the-real-seebs]

The family portrait one reminds me a ton of Charles Addams.

[assortedsuggestions]

Do you walk in the shadowed valley, where the darkness creeps in all around?

[magicalcreaturesuggestions]

I live there, for it’s where the mobs with pitchforks won’t dare to go.

[writing-prompt-s]

“Are you going to kill me now?” “I killed you 10 minutes ago.”

[magicalcreaturesuggestions]

“Yes, but are you going to kill me ceremoniously now?”

[reasonsmysoniscrying]

5yo: “I invited 170 people over for Christmas.” Me: “170!? That’s a lot of people!” 5yo: “All of our passed-out aunts and uncles.” Me: “Ummm… passed out?” 5yo: “Passed away.” Me: “Are we having a ghost Christmas?” 5yo: “They’re ‘spirits’.”

[sixpenceee]

I started this last year so let’s do this again this year.

I hope you find love in 2017!

[redcorals]

I hope you find peace in 2017

[halosydne]

I hope you find courage and kindness in 2017

[thingsfacebookislike]

Hope you find an impeached president in 2017

[primordialist]

I hope your skin clears up and glows in 2017

[416bbygrl]

I hope you watch awesome movies in 2017

[thanatos-nightshade]

I hope you find the power of friendship and love in 2017

[moonlightsmasquerade]

I hope you pass all your classes in 2017

[keeglah]

I hope the career path you choose only leads to success in 2017

[writing-prompt-s]

I hope you find a better blog than this one in 2017 #impossible

[magicalcreaturesuggestions]

I hope you find wonder in 2017.

[inaudiblesuggestions]

i’m a disaster in the making

[magicalcreaturesuggestions]

I'm compost in training

[lgbtqplus2016]

LGBT+ Charity Fundraising 2016

With everything that has happened this year, such as the Orlando nightclub shooting, it is very important that we never, ever forget who we are. We are a community and within this beautiful community of ours, there are those who have found peace, love or even both. But many are still struggling every day. And although our experiences might be different, there is one thing we all have in common. Wounds. Wounds we wear with pride. 

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[writing-prompt-s]

I ordered one!

Because it is almost Christmas, I will donate $0.01 for every reblog on this post and also $0.01 for every new follower that starts following @writing-prompt-s before the end of this campaign to The Trevor Project. An organization that provides crisis intervention and suicide prevention for LGBTQ youth.