Friendly Neighborhood Magic Blog

Dimir is my guild Just a magic side blog. I also have my own plane that I'm working on

[gillesloves]

i hate james bond so much she might as well be called madame throatzilla 

[lady-olynder-mortarch-of-grief]

That’s not even the worst name from the series, not even from that era of Bond.

[normal-horoscopes]

Pharaoh I reanimated and took to a catgirl cafe: "Ah a temple to Bastet."

[angel-advise]

[catchymemes]

Spooktober in VRChat

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[isa-ghost]

Everyone go home this one wins

[septicpunk]

For the bone brothers

[failnation]

Someone went to town with sticky lizards in this Kmart.

[thecutespook]

They threw some of them so hard they exploded

[reinelefey]

RANT TIME

I work retail.

We sell these things in eyeball form for Halloween.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE. PLEASE

Fucking PLEASE STOP THROWING THEM ON THE CEILING.

We get in trouble when this happens because it’s a loss of merchandise for us. The sheet rock in the ceiling tiles DOES SOMETHING to those little fuckers, and it is like SUPER GLUE. They come off so HARD AND PRACTICALLY MELTED TO THE CEILING.

WHich damages the ceiling tile. Guess who is responsible if a ceiling tile falls on a guest?

Fucking us.

I had to climb a twelve foot ladder in order to pull these fuckers off, and the ceiling tile CAME WITH THEM. Which gave me a LOVELY black eye and covered me in God knows what what in that fucking drop ceiling.

ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY. IT’S ACTUALLY A DANGER FOR THE EMPLOYEE CLEANING IT UP.

This has been an ANGRY PSA.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kristina100000]

these two queens

[thedandyfrog]

This is what nightmares as a kid were like

[ginger-ale-official]

YouTube I swear to Christ

[ginger-ale-official]

If he’s such a warrior why’d he dodge the draft 😂

[vorthosjay]

Why was Elspeth unable to planeswalk from the underworld but able to when she got back to the mortal world

Both Nyx and the Underworld are sub-planes that can’t be planeswalked directly into or out of.

[mysharona1987]

[la-laborista-republiko]

Straight women should unionize

[witchaj]

What the actual FUCK

[thebestpersonherelovesbucky]

This right here is a HUGE red fucking flag. If you’re in a relationship with someone who wants complete control over finances, especially to the point where you don’t even have access to money, this is an attempt to control and isolate. They will use ALL sorts of excuses. “I’m better with money” “You spend too much” “You’re too impulsive” etc. It has nothing to do with looking out for you or money. It’s straight up abuse and will likely lead to worse.

[whereintheworldiskamalakhan]

Also, women need to be independent in every way they can. And they also need to know what’s going on with their finances, even if their husband makes all the decisions or whatever bs goes on. Because (true story), one day that husband could die and you’ll find out that you’re in a crazy amount of debt that you never knew about because he didn’t tell you shit and that gets to be a lovely surprise after the funeral.

[dancinbutterfly]

Women should ABSOLUTELY be independent and you should ABSOLUTELY keep your banking separate.

HOWEVER!

If you are in that circumstance?

Grocery shopping and gas stations and big box stores are your BEST friend. I know we’re in a pandemic but put on an N-95 and go. Use your debit card every time and take out 20-40 dollars each time you shop for these sorts of things because that doesn’t read as a withdrawal. It counts as part of the shopping. Women have been doing this for GENERATIONS now. My mother did it when my father was financially abusing her and she taught me and now? I pas this on to you.

Take your 20-40 dollars a trip and put the cash somewhere he won’t look.

Where won’t he look? With a friend who he doesn’t want to know. In the yard he expects you to care for. In the laundry he won’t do. In the kids room where he doesn’t go because that is your job. In the dog food he expects you to refill.

Or.

In you can take that money and put it a fucking bank he doesn’t use. Under your name and your name ONLY. Because when you leave him - which on average will take 7 attempts because thats how many times it takes to leave an abuser - you will need all the money you can squirrel away.  Depending on how often a woman runs absolutely necessary errands and how much money a family makes, she can squirrel away 1K+ in a year this way which may not seem like much but it’s enough for a softer landing than ZERO especially if she’s not working.

Take care of yourself ladies.

[elizabethleestorms]

Same goes for the opposite men. I’ve seen it happen where a woman controlled all the money and was financially abusing the man. It happens to everyone and keep yourself safe.

[jadedaceofspades-deactivated202]

And this isn’t a “straight” thing. It’s an abusive thing. 

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[chipsandbeermag]

Warning Signs of Satanic Behavior. Training video for police, 1990

[papasun-deactivated20240318]

signs that your child is COOL as FUCK

[abandonedbarns]

[carnival-phantasm]

Gawr Gura will enter the top 10 most popular vtubers worldwide today.

She debuted 3 weeks ago.

[carnival-phantasm]

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[bellygangstaboo]

Reblog if you agree.

[birbman-sasori]

I agree

[troubled-pasta]

Trifecta

[dankmemeuniversity]

[virtualhell]

mental illness hasn’t been destigmatised but commercialised

[queeranarchism]

Sooo true.

You can’t have serious conversations about your mental illness and you can’t even mention having one of the more stigmatized mental illnesses.

But you can endure a long line of ads recommending medications, self-care products, gym memberships, self-help books, online seminars, crystals, plants, sunlight lamps and other overpriced shit that’s supposed to be good for your mental health but is mainly just there to take advantage of people who are at a vulnerable place in life. Disgusting.

[cultural-antifascism-deactivate]

Marta Russel called this “handicapitlaism” and identified it as one of the traps of bourgeoisie/free market disability rights activism 

[waxhousebaby]

body positivity 2k18: leatherface thinks we all snacks (: