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Ewan from Fire Emblem: Sacred Stones. Written and adored by Queen (She/Her)
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whole house mad
closed starter for the all stars team @grxstnnefealltoir @liaytolisia @surebow @magisolsmiles @sanakialtina | ethereal ball 2026 - "sequester" i guess
A-ha! This little one has broken the rules! Does he still remember that by crossing the fire, he is formally entering himself into the fray?
In complete fairness, it doesn't seem like he spares enough energy to care, and neither do the two royals brawling on the floor. ...Ah, well. Rules were made to be broken, after all.
The noise in the room rises to a fever pitch. There stands Rowan's sister, her words landing on deaf ears; Darios, impassive as always but eyes glazing over; Darios's partner, struggling against all hope at the lock. Sanaki frowns — no one actually wants to watch anymore, and a fight isn't any good without a captive audience!
Shaking her head, she shoots a mildly smug look at the masked man by the door — you're on your own, sir — and steps up to her own ring.
Better to neutralize the situation before the redhead gets hit as collateral damage. "Let me help!" she shouts cheerfully to the boy. "...And I suggest you let go of Prince Innes now."
Waiting for one, two, three seconds, Sanaki pulls a thin wand, sparking with electricity, from her sleeve — and fires a bolt into Innes's shoulder.
Innes doesn't hear the world around him. He can't remember the last time he had felt rage so intensely in his life. Had it been when the war began? Or perhaps- no. It doesn't matter, and even if it did, Innes can no longer hear his own thoughts, either.
He keeps sputtering insults, deaf to himself, too. He hates Rowan. It's a hatred from deep within, a place Innes had never even known was there. His heart beats in his ears. He knows nothing but this.
His body seizes and, for an agonising second, Innes can't breathe. Something flows through his body, and it convulses. The jolt blinds him with pain, until Innes has no choice but to let go of Rowan. The feeling eventually subsides, and his body almost collapses entirely on top of Rowan. Barely, just barely, Innes holds on.
Who would do such a thing to him? As the electricity ebbs from his veins, there's only one culprit, Innes realises: Ewan.
“Come on, Innes! I’m serious, stop it!” He pries and pries more, but he’s never seen Innes this angry before. No matter how hard he’s trying he can’t pull him away. So focused is he on this that when someone shouts at him, it hardly registers as his limbs require too much attention trying to hold on, almost as if he’s trying to calm a raging horse.
It’s really unfortunate he didn’t notice what was being told to him, until it’s a beat too late. He turns to Sanaki. “Huh? Wha-“
One second he’s trying to pry Innes off and the next his body seizes so badly he can’t do anything but hold onto the sniper with a vice grip.
“ASKKDMSJCNWKFJAJDKSKCLSN-“
Of all the magic types to get hit by, Thunder has to by far be the one that sucks the most. The rest hurt, sure. But Thunder gets into your body in a way that leaves every inch of it sore. When the pain ebbs he collapses briefly on top of Innes’ back, and he can feel his soul’s urge to fly away.
That doesn’t happen, thankfully, but it is a little concerning that he didn’t feel his soul going upwards.
His gaze turns to the side, to where Miss purple is standing. Anger bubbles up quickly. “What is wrong with you?! I’m all for stopping a fight but ZAPPING people?!” The fact she thought she had to intervene with magic bruised his ego a little more than he’d like to admit. Especially because solving problems with magic is supposed to be his thing! And he wanted to use his shiny new freeze spell he’s learned!
Even worse, now that he feels like an adorable deep fried potato, suddenly the chaos around him seems 10 times worse. Before he realizes what he’s doing, fire coalesces at his palm. “See how you like it!”
He’s not thinking ahead, not thinking about the fact he’s introducing more fire to a locked room. But right now his priority is getting the fight to stop- PROPERLY, and nurse his bruised ego. Throwing a little fire at the person that shocked you is a fair thing to do then, right?
Not that he thinks about that as he chucks the flame in her direction.
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It escalates and it escalates. Darios' brows raise and a tempered frown accompanies them. "There is no place in this world that is not a battlefield. Your weapon is simply your wits rather than a sword. Forgetting that is somewhat why we're here now." A casual insult during a mock battle has snowballed into a brawl that is only mitigated by a mismatch of titles.
Of course, if they truly needed one another's aid they would set aside their differences... right? He wants to be hopeful of that fact but the world is not so ideal. Innes is a particular kind of prince and Rowan is a relaxed kind of king. Even without the... booger... the two of them are so far from a match it's almost hilarious.
Surprisingly, Rowan continues to hold the upper hand in his opinion. Maybe its because deep down he knows the value of the title or maybe Innes' character gives away his hopes too much - regardless the blow is decisive to the spirit where Innes is decisive to the body.
"Now now," he says and he shoots Bruno a glance. "Language like that is reserved for enemies. Despite your... disagreements, we are all allies here."
He places his champagne glass to the side and cocks his head. "You've both made quite the name for your homes today. I hope you'll consider what it is you represent more in the future."
Right. That was enough. Crossing her arms and straightening, Lianna drew herself up to her full height. Darios might have chosen a more diplomatic approach, but not her. Rowan wasn't just making a fool of himself, he was making a fool of her too, and she did not appreciate it one bit.
"ROWAN ZION AYTOLIS, ENOUGH!!!"
She never said his full name. Never. She'd yell at Innes too, if she knew a full name to spit out at him in her fury. And oh was she furious. Hopefully her furious shout would at least catch their attention. She was done being witness to this.
"The two of you are acting like little children fighting over a toy!!!" she continued, displeasure dripping off of her words. "Right now, neither of you are acting like the nobility you are and this behaviour is utterly disgusting. Actually grow up and learn to use your heads!!"
...Right. That is enough indeed.
At Darios' glance, his mask remains unmoving despite the deepening furrow in his brow; and at the shout of Rowan's entire name, Bruno hopes that whatever apology resides within his gaze is conveyed enough. Noble standards had disintegrated the moment they stepped into this space, and Bruno had little interest in hearing more voices join the noise.
A turn of his head toward the door, sharp enough to sway silver in his peripheral, and he makes his way over, slow. Each step is careful enough such that the click of his heel should be inaudible. His glove rests on the doorknob—
click. Er, another turn of the knob? Somewhat gently though, he reminds himself, to not draw too much attention to his struggle with the door. clickclickclickclickclick,
clickclickclick,
...click,
It may have been the responsibility of the faculty to ensure these mysteriously unlocked rooms were secured, but to lock the door while there were still people... He frowns, this time the downturn of his lips visible for all to see. His heel pivots to bring him back toward the sight of fire, of green and yellow, and his arms fold to muffle the race of his own heart.
Watching it is. As for their exit — he bumps the knob with his back. click. — he can think about it while it all unfolds.
When it was just insults it was really funny. When the occasional punch got added it was still… a little funny?
But now that it’s devolved into a full on brawl, Ewan isn’t sure if it’s funny anymore. Sure, Innes is annoying, uptight, condescending, really rude and mean spirited and in general an unpleasant person. Yeah, he’s kinda asking for it by being so blatant about his frustrating Innes-isms and yeah he kinda deserves it for opening fire first… But he’s still a friend! A precious friend even, though Ewan would never admit that.
The mage’s never seen Innes lay the smack down on someone quite like this, not even when they were still fighting hordes of undead freaks. But hedgehog head, after saying a bunch of stuff that sounds like nonsense to the boy, is right about one thing. They’re all allies here. And blondie’s…. Sister? (Even if she sounded more like a mother) Clearly had enough too considering she went on the full name basis with a fury only an angry relative could have.
She probably has blondie handled, and that leaves Innes. The little mage is convinced he’s the only one capable of handling his prickliness, considering he has no friends.
And so he’s the first to step through the flames, a menial task for a mage as talented as him. (Wait. This is no time to brag, not even mentally.)
Wrapping his arms around Innes’ waist, he tries to pry him off with all of his pitiful strength. “Okay okay I think that’s enough! You’re a great prince and proved your point! Now let’s all be friends again!”
Boy these residents sure are evil
(Raven & Ewan, Faith+)
“Ughhh, this fog is so annoying! I can barely see my hand in front of my own face.” Ewan pouted as the pair continued their trek up the mountain. There had been reports of people going missing in a mountain village, but every team that had been sent to investigate mysteriously ended up spirited away as well. Add to that the unnatural pink fog that began surrounding the village, worsening the further up the mountain you climbed, and authorities began to suspect foul play. Specifically of the magical variety.
Ewan was far from a first choice, despite his magic ability and familiarity with the terrain. But when the intended team disappeared, as well as the backup team and the backup of the backup team.. there were precious few options left than letting this overeager moppet give it a go. At the very least they didn’t let him go at it alone, hiring someone to protect him.
…he wished they picked a better conversation partner though.
“Oh! There it is! Look!” Irritation was quickly forgotten as finally they found what they were looking for. A short distance away, close enough to be seen in the mist, was a large gate surrounded my stone walls. “That has to be the place, right? How many other villages would they build at this altitude?”
Walking closer, the boy’s face scrunched slightly as an odd scent assaulted his nostrils. “Yeesh, you’d expect the wind to carry away the smells here…” It wasn’t bad enough to be downright foul but… it wasn’t exactly pleasant either. “Huh?”
The size and sturdiness of the walls implied a closed community of some sort. At the very least, they probably wanted to keep outsiders away. But if that were the case why would the gate be open like this? It didn’t help that the structure was covered in dark stains, some black and some a reddish shade of brown….
Despite walking ahead for most of the journey, this time the boy found himself taking several steps back until he was standing firmly beside his companion. “Uh… just so you know, I’m not scared. This is just.. caution. Better not to rush ahead too far, you know? Ahaha….” Ignoring the fact that “rushing” was most of what he’d been doing this entire trip.
@peerlessscowl
If the reports had been anything but so alarming, Raven might have found the trek into the mountains to find the village almost nostalgic. The trees were not quite the same, nor the way that the fog settled, nor even the scent of the air, but if he allowed his gaze to unfocus for half a moment he could have pretended that he was in a Lycia that existed only in his memory, chasing a different red-haird figure up a mountain path.
“If you don’t slow down, you might fall and hurt yourself, or worse.” The warnings were for naught, as the boy would have charged ahead and ignored him regardless, he suspected - but it was fine, in the end. His stride was longer and stronger, and no matter the boy’s determination to get himself lost just as much as the previous expeditions had, Raven was too watchful a chaperone to allow it.
“Careful,” he repeated, and the smell had truly begun to set in at this point, and Raven nearly gagged at it, a wrinkle forming in the bridge of his nose. The scent was nearly familiar, something that could have nestled itself in his memory if he allowed it, but in what manner he could not quite put his finger on.
He didn’t comment when the boy came to his side, simply glanced down for what little reassurance the commiseration could provide, and slowed his pace. A hand came to rest on the hilt of his sword, and his steps grew more cautious.
The stone was neatly kept enough to imply that there was a community within the walls, but his mind screamed at the dissonance, the suffocating silence. He wasn’t sure what he might have expected when they arrived, but the eerie quiet dampened and swallowed by fog wasn’t it.
“There’s…” A frown, beetling his brow. “No one here. This is the only place for…miles.”
His boots hit the cobbled stone path - as well kept as the walls - and from his right, a distance incalculable, he heard the sound of a pebble dancing across the street. Raven stiffened, narrowed his eyes.
“Behind me.”
Oh boy, the vibes of this place are just all kinds of off. From the eerie silence, the weird fog and the awful smell that seems unpleasantly familiar, feeling as if it’s tickling at a repressed memory with a rusty fork.
Suddenly a horrible chill runs down the boy’s spine as the heavy silence is broken by the sound of a little pebble. For a brief moment, he wants to get his hopes up. That everything is fine and there are people living here.
If only it were that simple. From a distance, close enough to see a shape in the mist but too far to truly discern any features, a humanoid figure shambles forward before suddenly stopping.
“W-What… what the heck is that….?” Ewan says in a low whisper, pointing towards the unsettling figure. Suddenly its neck twists, and two red lights glow where the eyes would probably be. It’s staring at them, the offensive scent only becoming worse and worse.
Suddenly it doesn’t feel as quiet anymore, the way he can now hear his heart beating a mile a minute.
The figure stares for a moment longer.
And then it lunges.
Let’s go to weenie hut jr’s! ✨
(Innes & Ewan, Any+)
It’s one of those perfectly tranquil days today. Shining sun, a gentle breeze, chirping birds, it feels as if Fodlan was trying to look its best for one of those tacky travel guidebooks.
It’s lovely, for sure. But also dreadfully boring.
Having spent the morning reading in a nice spot where the sun shines through the open windows, Ewan could practically feel himself falling asleep. It’s been getting to the point where even magic formulas aren’t exciting the way they usually are.
After a yawn and a lazy stretch, the boy finally decides to get up and return the book. Hopefully he could think of something fun to do when on his way there..
Unfortunately the short walk is just as uneventful as everything else. After babydoll eye-ing his way out of a late return fee, he’s about to leave when..
“Huh?”
He catches a glimpse of a familiar color. That grey… greenish… whatever shade. (Seriously, it feels like every time Ewan sees him his hair is a different color).
The mage is about to approach him with a sly grin, messing with the crown prince of Frelia always being a sure fire way to get some excitement in his day. But he stops, just before speaking up.
Did Innes…. Get smaller?
Not just in body size, it feels as if everything got teenier. From the chubbier cheeks to the softer eyes, everything suggests that this boy is not the prickly prince he knows and loves(?).
This could mean just one thing. And before he realizes what he’s doing, his thought becomes a spoken out sentence.
“No way… Innes has an illegitimate child?!”
@surebow
Innes had no idea when he ended up here. He supposed flicking between Frelia, Zenith and wherever this was should no longer surprise him. He simply wished to know where he was for curiosity's sake. He suppose he ought to return eventually, but why rush? It wasn't like he would return home any time soon.
He strolled the town, explored the shops, and even managed to be let into the academy. In fact, they seemed to know him, though not without a strange second look. Oh, how the word of Frelia must spread! It delighted Innes to no end.
In the end, Innes found himself at an impressive library. Impressive for an academy, he supposed. From the spines discussing the history of Fódlan, Faerghus, Adrestia, and Leicester, Innes could only assume that he was... in one of those four places. He supposed that didn't narrow it down at all. He grabbed one of the books, a heavy tome on Leicester, before settling down at a desk.
He didn't count how much time had passed, only that time kept passing. He had gotten about a quarter of the way through the book before he heard his name.
"I- excuse me?!" His voice rose in pitch, the sound breaking as it had been doing as of late. Innes sat his hand at the base of his throat, as if willing his voice to go deeper and stay there. It meant he was becoming a man, but he'd quite like to simply be there, now.
"I have no illegitimate heirs. I have never-!" Gods, his voice would soon reach a pitch only animals could hear. Which, from the looks of this boy, would include him too.
Wow this kid is squeaky. So unlike his own mellifluous voice, which has always been consistent in pitch and never annoying. Naturally.
More importantly, mullet-boy’s reaction tells Ewan a few things. As he gets a closer look the theory of secret child becomes less likely. Unless Innes somehow discovered the power of mitosis, the resemblance is a little too similar to suggest parent and child. Secondly, “I” have no illegitimate heirs, the boy says.
“Hold on, hold on! You’re telling me… you are Innes?” Red eyes widen, a hand going to his mouth in surprise. The kid considers himself to be Innes. This opens up new possibilities.
A) Innes somehow shrunk down in size.
B) Innes somehow traveled through time.
Both seem kind of insane, but at this point that shouldn’t surprise him. This monastery seems like a hub for weird happenings. Was it built on a cursed burial site or something?
“Innes is built like a palm tree though! And he’s really scowly and mean and kind of a weirdo. But you’re so small and cute!” He gives the teeny Innes a poke on the cheek, watching with fascination as what he assumes to be remnants of baby fat squish slightly under his index finger.
Never mind the fact they’re probably around the same age, when you spend most of your time around older people you start to consider yourself as more mature as well.
Definitely.
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A strange orb has been seen around the monastery, said to be from the world of Zenith. Rumors say that it can show another facet of yourself in another outfit, from another timeline, or even another world. Of course, not every rumor is to be believed, but you suddenly find the possibility very real when you happen across this orb for yourself— and find yourself living that very facet out.
Word of strange orbs appearing throughout the monastery was traveling like wildfire through the student body. Strange objects of any origin are a concern but this one is magical in nature and that makes Ephraim more wary than usual.
There's no point in ignoring the danger when it's right in front of him and especially when he knows someone skilled in arcane arts. A few someones, actually, and he will get both of their opinions if he can.
Ewan is closest and it's been sometime since he's seen the boy. And if he knows him, he hasn't eaten at all today, so he brings with him some fruits and cheeses for his appetite. The boy really needs to look after himself more.
The first place he tries is his dormitory. He had worried Ewan might not be there, but as he approaches he hears a loud bang of sorts that rattles the doors all the way down the hall. Ephraim wishes he could say it's the last thing he expects to hear coming out of Ewan's dormitory. It's only when he knocks and gets no answer that he starts to worry.
"Ewan!?" He jiggles the knob but the door doesn't give. Another call is met with silence and he decides to take matters into his own hands. He sets aside the basket, backs away from the door, and then charges at it full force. Another sends him crashing through, the door hanging lopsided on its hinges in his wake, and him almost stumbling into the red head crumpled on the floor.
Ephraim falls to his knees and turns him over. "Ewan! Answer me!"
...But his features are distinctly older and he's taller and he's wearing different clothes. It's as if he's Ewan but a decade older.
—@magisolsmiles !!
A familiar voice pulls at his frayed consciousness until finally he finds the strength to open his eyes. At first, things are blurry and it’s disquieting, but when the figure above him has teal in its shape he relaxes.
Then it hits him. The flesh colored shape has teal on top, but not on the bottom. Suddenly his vision clears.
“Your majesty! Have you finally decided to remove that hideous mustache?!” Crimson eyes fully open, distinct star-shaped pupils suggest familiarity. However, wide-eyed innocence was replaced with the shine of wisdom. His voice too, a far cry from its usual squeaky cadence. “Wait.. Have you gotten younger?”
It only just hit him that besides the mustache, his majesty also lacks the beginning onset of wrinkles in his face. More revelations happen as he realizes he’s not even in his own chambers anymore. While looking around he stands up, as if he never even lost consciousness. “Is this.. the academy? Wow, it’s been years since! But why are we even here in the first place?”
It seems like one thing that never went away is the fact his brain ran a mile a minute. That said, where the boy struggles with processing all the information that his brain naturally picks up, this young man is quick to realize what’s happening here.
“Hold on, I remember now! This must be the day I was fiddling with that funny orb, yes? That must make this the past! And that makes you!” He points towards Ephraim. “His Majesty, 10 years younger!”
Let’s go to weenie hut jr’s! ✨
(Innes & Ewan, Any+)
It’s one of those perfectly tranquil days today. Shining sun, a gentle breeze, chirping birds, it feels as if Fodlan was trying to look its best for one of those tacky travel guidebooks.
It’s lovely, for sure. But also dreadfully boring.
Having spent the morning reading in a nice spot where the sun shines through the open windows, Ewan could practically feel himself falling asleep. It’s been getting to the point where even magic formulas aren’t exciting the way they usually are.
After a yawn and a lazy stretch, the boy finally decides to get up and return the book. Hopefully he could think of something fun to do when on his way there..
Unfortunately the short walk is just as uneventful as everything else. After babydoll eye-ing his way out of a late return fee, he’s about to leave when..
“Huh?”
He catches a glimpse of a familiar color. That grey… greenish… whatever shade. (Seriously, it feels like every time Ewan sees him his hair is a different color).
The mage is about to approach him with a sly grin, messing with the crown prince of Frelia always being a sure fire way to get some excitement in his day. But he stops, just before speaking up.
Did Innes…. Get smaller?
Not just in body size, it feels as if everything got teenier. From the chubbier cheeks to the softer eyes, everything suggests that this boy is not the prickly prince he knows and loves(?).
This could mean just one thing. And before he realizes what he’s doing, his thought becomes a spoken out sentence.
“No way… Innes has an illegitimate child?!”
@surebow
whole house mad
closed starter for the all stars team @grxstnnefealltoir @liaytolisia @surebow @magisolsmiles @sanakialtina | ethereal ball 2026 - "sequester" i guess
"Pleased to meet you, Rowan's sister and Innes's… friend," the empress offers dryly. "Everyone, kindly step back for a moment."
Making sure that those who can spare the attention to listen to her are not a toe out of line, Sanaki casts a quiet Fire, as precisely as she can manage. With a sizzle and a burst of light, the five onlookers and the refreshments table are enclosed in a ring of ash.
"This is the neutral zone," she declares. All proper conflicts should have one, after all. "Step out if you wish to involve yourself directly. And I hope the combatants understand that if they violate the zone's sanctity, retrubution will be brutal," her eyes glow gold for a moment, "and swift."
…That's one order of business taken care of. Onto another---Sanaki picks up the bowl of corn snacks, extending it to the other girl. "I don't know if I agree," she replies lightly, popping a kernel into her mouth. "Rowan will have the advantage of initiation. I've seen the first punch throw Innes's game far off enough, and he's an archer, to boot..."
The smell of soot greets Bruno when he looks down at his own shoes, the edges of his clothing singed by flame — but he doesn't look bothered as he lingers still against the walls of the room. His mask is unyielding as it stares with a hollowness, even if what lies underneath are questions that will only remain unanswered in his gaze.
'Understood' is conveyed through compliance.
Most of these faces he recognizes. There is familiarity when he looks at both Rowan and Innes, an itch in the back of his skull that only deepens with Sanaki's commentary. First punch, and Bruno pulls his lips into a thin line, but he tries to soften it at the murmurs from the beverage table.
Perhaps there is enough judgement already floating around; perhaps, too, it is improper for Bruno to add onto such judgement when he is merely a distant observer. A glance back to the beverages, then to the corn snacks, then to the fight — and Bruno crosses his arms and finds his own corner in the flames to watch. ( Eventually, realizes: most of these faces are recognizable, even if he may not know the people who don them. )
Although part of him knew that people wouldn’t be quite on his side, it still felt a little disappointing to see Lianna and Darios just remove themselves from the situation altogether. It was his fight, his problem, but…he was just used to having his sister and best friend backing him up even in his stupidest endeavors. At the same time, he didn’t exactly blame them terribly either.
In the end? It only took a glance at Innes’ snotty face and condescending tone for all that worry and low morale to evaporate into thin air. All those eyes watching them like it was some spar session at the training grounds didn’t matter, whatever sliver of embarrassment he might have felt at some point no longer mattered either.
The young king grit his teeth. “Nobles like you are pathetic because you do nothing but dress up like a doll and talk like you’re better than everyone!" Reaching the limit of his patience- or rather feeling like whatever threads of logic that had been holding him back had crumbled to dust, Rowan advanced towards Innes with the strongest right hook he could muster- straight to the archer’s jaw.
“If you don’t want your clothes dirty then go sit in a shelf and gather dust! You're just decoration!”
The other punch was ready and set.
Innes isn't of a violent sort. That's what he told himself when he used to challenge him back when he was a child. It's what he told himself before walloping an ally. It's what he tells himself now as a fist collides with his jaw, and anger surges through his veins.
Innes holds his jaw for a few moments, stung. He works the muscles until the pain begins to fade. He can collect himself. He can patch up his ego and scrape his dignity off the floor. He can laugh and say look, look at how low the boy stoops.
He can do that.
Or he can grab Rowan by his shoulders and slam him against a wall.
"Listen here, you miserable little whelp," Innes busses. "It is about time someone taught you some manners." Before Rowan can react, Innes punches him square in the stomach.
“I dunno about that.” Without asking, Ewan reaches out and grabs a handful of corn snacks, munching on em one by one. “He might be an archer, but he’s crazy strong! One time, he managed to hold down an entire tower fort with only two other people! Honestly, I kinda think he’d be even tougher if he just ditched the bow.”
He sounded a little too pleased with himself explaining this. Was this a genuine compliment? Or one of those “having strong friends makes me look better” things?
Nevertheless, this was probably the nicest thing he’s said about Innes in a while. But the boy doubted he would overhear him. Since, you know, he’s too busy having a friendly conversation with blondie over there.
And the telltale sound of fist meeting stomach made him point towards them. “See? See? What did I say?”
…he really was having too much fun with this.
whole house mad
closed starter for the all stars team @grxstnnefealltoir @liaytolisia @surebow @magisolsmiles @sanakialtina | ethereal ball 2026 - "sequester" i guess
Sanaki's rundown of events paints a much clearer portrait of what's happening now. In the back of his throat, Darios hums and considers Bruno's question. Is there a cause for concern? Were this any place other than the monastery, likely. But of course it is not and within these halls, this little scuffle would likely stay.
He can't pull Rowan away from this, in the end he will have to make his own choice and Darios can't so easily interfere. As he stands and quietly guides Lianna to the beverage table, he hopes she understands his reasonings as to why.
"As the empress says," he speaks with a heavy tone for the other onlookers to hear. "We just happen to be here."
If someone else stepped in, he'd scruff them. There's no telling how much worse the issue would become if left to fester.
Another flute of champagne finds his gloves. "That said, any guess as to how this ends?"
"Wh- Ewan?"
Innes could ignore all other voices; the chatter of the court is normal for a man like Innes. Ewan, however, has a certain voice that Innes cannot ignore. He looks over, only to find Ewan, Darios, Sanaki, Bruno, and that boy's sister. None of it is important.
"Only pigs and the despondent resort to fistfighting," Innes says, "and I am neither. Go on, lay your hands on me, and prove me right. You are more angered by me than I could ever be by you."
Would he react differently if eyes weren't on him? No, he very much doubts it.
"You started it by dirtying my clothes in the first place. Please, do escalate it and show the good people that you weren't raised right, and were in fact dragged up like the pig you are."
Bad idea to take a sip of juice at that moment as he almost snorted his drink out of his nose from Innes’ remark. But while the worst (and grossest) could be avoided it still made a loud snorting sound. Almost like a pig huh
“Boy he’s definitely getting punched.” Ewan said through a wheezing laugh. Innes had such a way with words. If “a way with words” meant an uncanny talent to spike people’s cortisol levels. He was really funny about it too.
Looking around, he assumed nobody else was quite as familiar with the man as he was, so he decided to give a little info. “But Innes’ buttcheeks are permanently glued on that high horse, I don’t think even a punch would knock him off.”
He says all this affectionately, of course. Should Innes overhear him and look his way, Ewan will just give one of his friendly “love you buddy” wink and peace combos.
whole house mad
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"I'm sorry, what did Rowan do at the Battle of Eagle and Lion?"
She was coming over because she had spotten Darios after Rowan had walked away from her. Lianna's frustration at her brother hadn't faded yet, and was apparently to grow more. Her brother was being petty, that was what she was hearing. Still, she could only sigh in defeat at this point, Rowan had stopped listening to her the moment he got it into his head that Innes had told her.
Completely disregarding that maybe she had SEEN what he did.
"I am so sorry my brother is causing a scene..." she sighed. "I swear he knows better."
Now she had to prepare herself to step in the middle of something. Arrgggh...
... causing a scene ... knows better ...
There are voices coming from the hallway around the staff room. Specifically, the spare one — inconvenient enough such that most faculty inherently avoid it in their day-to-day. But given the sudden disappearance of all the padlocks, Bruno is already pulling a face: it must be attendees, most likely students, who are trying to find their way in—
He turns the corner, and it is not. He blinks as his frown dissipates, the question in his eyes obscured as his gaze finds Darios first, Sanaki second, and an unfamiliar face third.
"Greetings." A little clipped and awkward. It sounds like more of a question than it is a statement.
Bruno takes a few steps closer to the huddle, eventually growing close enough that he notices the empty flute in Darios' hand ( it was nearly full just moments before, wasn't it? ). He clears his throat, furrowing his brows again, as his head turns to meet all three of them. "Is... there a cause for concern here?"
Innes has since removed the glob of snort from his shirt - ignoring what someone has decided to do with it - but it still feels gross.
He isn't surprised when he ends up in a room with that boy again. He would cross his arms, but the dampness on his chest is already too disgusting. Instead, his arms are at his side, hands balled into fists.
"I'm not afraid but, as you say, actions have consequences. It seems the consequences are quite dire if you're so angry with me." A wry smile touched Innes' face. "I don't need to fight you; it seems I have already won."
Watching the spectacle go down with an amused grin, Ewan decided to tail after Innes to further see how things would go down. And listening to the purple girl recount previous events, it seemed this blond Sir Snot-a-lot had previous beef with his good buddy Innes.
That’s funny.
“Hehe, I knew sticking around him was going to be entertaining.” It was only a matter of time before Innes would inevitably upset someone, after all. That was his true ultimate talent and for it to lead to someone kersplooshing their nose over his clothes? Even funnier.
“Boo, was that the best comeback you could think of? You can do better than that!” He shouted at the irritated Prince. Was it necessary for him to do this? Not really, but adding fuel to a fire was kind of his specialty.
[ MINT CANDY ] - For when your breath isn’t as fresh as newly-fallen snow.
"I have the sneaking suspicion you may be eating far too many sweets." Naturally, Innes the busy-body appeared behind Ewan like a threat. Instead of doing much else, he grabbed the boy's palm and dropped a mint into it.
"Please do make sure to brush your teeth."
“And I have a sneaking suspicion that stick is so far up your butt it’s messed up your olfactory receptors! Humph!” Ewan was quick to snap back, cheeks puffing slightly. He’s heard the rumors about these candies! Year after year now they’ve been subtle ways of telling someone their breath stank like a Zombie’s. And for Innes to hand him one so brazenly might as well be a declaration of war.
“Phoo! Phooey! See?! Sweet as a blossom!” Indignantly he blew several breaths at Innes to prove his point. Sure, his breath might smell sweet enough to make a grandpa’s heart explode, but no funky business! At all!
And to think he wanted to give Innes one of his roses at first. Now the guy has no choice but make do with a crumpled looking flower shoved in his pocket. That’ll show him.
[ MORFISIAN ] - A sophisticated dance that celebrates the wondrous beauty of fire magic. In lieu of the Elementals gifting you the ability to perform this dance as intended, the club BOOMS has stepped in offering to help out. Fire magic dances upon your fingers and gives your face an ethereal glow.
🔥?
A dance that uses FIRE MAGIC? Oh he was BORN for this. And unlike some people he didn’t need help either. Fire danced at his fingertips as easily as breathing was for him, trails of white hot heat following along with each movement.
And when a pretty lady with red hair only a few tints lighter than his offers to dance alongside him? You’d be stupid to think if he wasn’t gonna take the opportunity to show off.
“Hey, Miss! Check this out!” He says confidently before the fire in his palms grows brighter. With the final swell of the music, Ewan throws his hands up, the flames rising above and swirling in a brilliant color, earning a few oohs from those watching.
….and a scream from a man who stood too close and got his toupee burnt off.
With a flick of his wrist and a snap of his fingers, the fire dissipates and there’s a rose in his hand when it was previously empty. “Ta-dah! Here, take it!”
Another year, another ballin’ ball.
With a hop and a step, Ewan pranced about in his new clothes, delighted at the way they fluttered. So delighted was the boy in fact, that he could almost forget he was single for the third year in a row. Almost.
Not that it mattered! He was here for friends, for fun and for an ungodly amount of sugar. He didn’t need a date- if he wanted one he could’ve found a nice boy easily! That’s right, this was a choice. A very informed, very mature choice. He was nothing like those dorks who kept bothering girls clearly out of their league.
…uh, what was he thinking about again?
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Ewan has roses!
Tracker
Roses:
Orchids:
Lilies:
Hyacinths:
Tulips:
Outfit under cut:
“Gee it sure is boring around here…”
“…..”
“….what? What is it, ASHE?”
“Golly, I don’t know, EWAN, I just feel like someone should’ve said something just now!”
“I think I know what you mean. Anyway, do you feel weird too or is it just me?”
“Oh boy, I know what you mean! These cool costumes sure are something, huh?”
“GOOD. So I’m not the only one that feels that.”
“That mean old KING is no match for the wand of Magvelon!”
“Gee it sure is boring around here…”
“…..”
“….what? What is it, ASHE?”
“Golly, I don’t know, EWAN, I just feel like someone should’ve said something just now!”
“I think I know what you mean. Anyway, do you feel weird too or is it just me?”
“Oh boy, I know what you mean! These cool costumes sure are something, huh?”
“GOOD. So I’m not the only one that feels that.”
[ TXT ] : I'm out of town right now. [ TXT ] : But if you do end up needing help, call me and I'll see what I can do.
[ TXT ] : Not to worry Buttermilk is safe with me for the weekend!! ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧
[ TXT ] : I bought all the treats you allowed picked up his food from ur place and we got our Jammies on!! (ノ^ヮ^)ノ*:・゚✧
[ IMAGE ] : (It’s a selfie of Ewan with a bright smile and a peace sign, Buttermilk next to him in a pajama shirt that’s a little too stretched out, making the SpongeBob print a little scary)
[ TXT ] : We’re gonna watch Bluey so he can feel represented. Good luck with your conference thingie!! ٩(^ᗜ^ )و ´-
[ TXT ] : have you eaten today? [ TXT ] : just found a vegetarian-friendly food stall i think you'll love! they've set up shop right outside the library. smells incredible!
[ TXT ] : Forrealsies? (ˊᵒ̴̶̷̤ ꇴ ᵒ̴̶̷̤ˋ)
[ TXT ] : Taht’s awesome!!! Most veg stuffs from the grocery stores are str8 up bootycheeks .·°՞(っ-ᯅ-ς)՞°·.
[ TXT ] : Wanna head over dis afternoon? I’ll treat u!!!
*5 minutes pass*
[ TXT ] : ( ˶°ㅁ°) !!
[ TXT ] : NAUR I FORGOT I ALREADY SOENT MY ALLOWANCE THIS MONTH (˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )