in which bdubs and etho take care of each other's health and wellbeing. transcript under the cut:
etho: my only goal in this is to keep bdubs happy.
cleo: that's all you ever care about!
etho: i just don't want him to say i hate it afterwards.
cleo: how's that working out for you?
bdubs: it's wonderful, he's very wise. and he's taking care of me, i'm a little sick.
bdubs: etho's taking care of me
etho: we gotta watch bdubs, make sure he's safe
[bdubs is smacked into the cow pit]
bdubs: [distressed noises]
etho: [putting blocks down to protect bdubs, leaving himself open] oh now he's looking at ME, NO!
etho: protect me, i'm low!
bdubs: etho you're low?
etho: i'm gonna eat all our lapis
bdubs: here, here here here! have some stalactites! [group laughs]
etho: i don't think that's safe! are you sure?
bdubs: they're good, they're good, i tried them. they're delicious.
bdubs: but alliance and priority is etho's love and health.
bdubs: i'll take care of etho's snail here...
joel: you're just following etho's snail here bdubs?
bdubs: i'm walking it to safety. yup.
etho: get underground! over here!
bdubs: [yelling] i'm coming! it's bad up there.
etho: follow the torch, follow the torch.
bdubs: okay! it's still coming though so get ready! [shouts]
etho: oh, bdubs...
bdubs: it's FINE!
bdubs: [screaming]
etho, fragilely: bdubs, bdubs...
bdubs: you! you did so wonderfully!
etho: my life flashed before my eyes just then...
etho: i was debating like, should i make a moss farm? and then when i heard you were doing it, it's like no i'm gonna hold off. i'm gonna rely on my buddy bdubs! [bdubs mhms] he's gonna take care of me this season.
etho: feather falling! feather falling!
bdubs: that's what I wanted!
ren: you should probably give that to bdoubleo, to be honest.
etho: bdubs, i will -
bdubs: no, it's fine, i'm gonna get it myself.
etho, quietly: you need it.
etho: someone help bdubs, he's got no gear. bdubs - someone help bdubs, please. i don't want him to die.
for bdubs, so when he dies all the time it'll help him. he needs all the help he can get.
bdubs: no i don't, i'm fine.
etho: he doesn't even have a shirt!
bdubs: it's for battle....
etho: oh, okay
bdubs: i don't know who's gonna take care of me now that he's gone... he was the one that took care of me. and kept me alive!
etho: i don't know how you're gonna do this scar, because i'm gonna defend bdubs, and then you'll die.
scar: come on!
bdubs: yes, i'm okay! she was chasing me! we were there, we were making plans!
etho: i got you a life bdubs, i got you a life!
scar: boop, sign the contract!
etho: bdubs you gotta protect me.
bdubs: i'll protect you.
bdubs: set your spawn just in case.
etho: i did, i did, thank you. you're always so considerate, bdubs.
bdubs: yeah, yeah, i care.
etho: you're sick right, i gotta take care of my poor guy...
bdubs: yeah i'm just gonna lay here.
etho: bdubs we need you!
bdubs: i'm on it!
etho: oh it's getting dark - bdubs, save me! thank you. just at the right time there.
[bdubs sighs loudly several times, and etho silently turns around to look at him, making bdubs laugh]
etho: you okay bdubs?
bdubs: i'm fine.
bdubs: how dare!
etho: who am i kidding, i'm washed up bdubs! it's all over!
bdubs: stop it! no!
cleo: i'm gonna get so annihilated right now.
etho: cleo's right, she's right, i have no confidence anymore because of her.
bdubs: stop it. no, you're a hero!
etho: i'm wondering if you were needing a cohost, if you were running out of steam.
bdubs: alright, yeah, yeah i do, i'm out.
etho: but i can texture too, like i [mumbles] texture.
bdubs: yeah yeah! i know you can - i know that too much is uncomfortable. right?
etho: i don't know what it is. like i like it when you do it.
bdubs: sure yeah, but it can be too much.
etho: i got a little bit of texture in here!
bdubs: you do, look at this!
etho: i could throw some granite in here, i could do all kinds of things.
bdubs: you sure could and you know it.
etho: bdubs is just protecting me okay, he knows what's best for me.
bdubs, gayly: okaaaayyyy. [normal] i will be careful.
etho, in the same tone: okaayyyyyy [laughs]
bdubs, extremely indignant: oh, oh let's just make fun of me [garbled objections] we go back for years!
etho: i like how you said that! [more insistent, talking over bdubs] no i LIKED how you said that!! i thought it was good!
bdubs: oh it was a nice way? oh okay. [gayly again] okayyyyyy :)
etho, copying him again: okaaaayyyyyyy :)
bdubs would see a human size glue trap on the ground and think oh that's just great someone left a big glue trap around my base look at this shoddy glue work i bet this thing doesn't even work ha ha ha! i would never leave a non working glue trap in someone's base. well i should clear this up it's ruining the view of my græsh. oh that's sticky actually! that's uh ha ha! that's sticker? than i thought? um! well. okay. i guess i'll, maybe? oh- ahm okay? wuUUH well that's not that's not great. and my hands- oh this is just perfect! you think youre so clever don't you? i'll just- uh huh. uh huh. yes! one? one second? UHHHMMMMF! mm! mm m mmm mmmmm! MMM!!!!!
Bdubs: The first thing I-
Etho: What in the world man. Y-you're telling me you didn't do this.
Bdubs: I promise it-I logged on, I flew over here, I looked at it and I laughed
*both giggle*
Etho: I-I think there's been some sabotage
Bdubs: *higher pitched, amused tone* Ohhh! I- I- here's the thing. I'm the only one who would sabotage it- Scar wouldn't dare.
Etho: *quiet oh* It could be Doc too, though, like Docs been talking about like *lower pitch, not like Docs voice at all* "Oh I'm going to be the greatest moss farm guy in the world."
Bdubs: Ohh okay! Maybe.
Etho: "And we're making these baby moss farms."
Bdubs: *laughs* maybe.
Etho: could be Doc!
Bdubs: Could be Doc, Yeah, yeah. could be! *amused tone of voice*
Etho: I'll be honest I wasn't supposed to leave it running and i forgot it running... *mumbles the last part*
Bdubs: *cuts in, Etho later says something but I can't hear it over Bdubs* You left it running, well, well, well. *said in a very sultry, confident voice*
Etho: -that's the problem... *end of his mumbling that bdubs talks over*
Bdubs: Tsk! Oh boy
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Bdubs: Do you know (small "mm" from etho) uh Cub is looking for a... moss... provider?
Etho: Oh okay, d-does he have his eyes set on anybody or is this like a...
Bdubs: *amused/cocky tone of voice* I already landed the deal!
Etho: Already landed the deal? *slightly surprised and/or amused*
Bdubs: *very quickly right after etho finishes talking* yes.
Etho: hmm.
Bdubs: mhm!
___clip cuts___
Bdubs: You didn't (etho mumbles something akin to a quiet "no") get the contract, I got the contract
Etho: Got the contract..(bdubs says yeah) Underbid that's why.
Bdubs: tsk, free. *laughs*
Etho: typical..
Bdubs: Free
*they both chuckle*
Bdubs: Just let me win, let me get it
Etho: *folds completely* I don't need to compete,no, I-I'm-I'm content with my moss farm, I feel like it's a solid- solid mor-moss farm, doesn't need to show off or anything.
Bdubs: No! *in a upbeat, teasing tone* Doesn't even need to work!
Etho: *laughs* o-okay, okAy bUddy!
Bdubs: *sort of snorts* From the looks of it. *teasing tone*
Etho: I-it works (bdubs laughs) You've never seen a moss farm this impressive, let me tell you...
Bdubs: *high pitched, exhale after laughing, over Etho's last part of the sentence* ahhh
___clip cuts___
Bdubs: This, this i might be borrowing!
Etho: What's this- my ender pearl?
Bdubs: That's all you have to do? To keep it loaded?
Etho: I- wasn't this your idea?
Bdubs: No-oh-o! *they laugh* no!
Etho: Oh, i thought you did that with yours! You built it all within one chunk?
Bdubs: I- Well- I- So I put it all with-uh in one chunk um- for half- of this reason I- because I felt like if they're *pause* in. not in the same chunk. and they. unload. separately then the timing gets off.
Etho: The water gets all wacky and stuff.
Bdubs: Yes, yes. So, that's why i put it all in one chunk, BUT i didn’t think about this! To keep- (etho cuts in)
Etho: I-If you enderpearl it it'll keep going
Bdubs: That keeps it ou- going the whole time!
Etho: Not-not really a bonemeal bias more like shulker full of bone blocks bias
*Bdubs laughs and then Etho chuckles*
Bdubs: *does a high pitched exhale again* ahh.. I'll take that, I'll take it.
*Etho laughs again*
Bdubs: Keep talking like that you're gonna fi-have a bunch more cobblestone in there.
Etho: aaaa I'm sure I will, I'm sure i will... *amused tone*
*Bdubs laughs*
___End of clip___
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