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[stockpilingantihistamines]

[firstunitarianchurch]

Same energy

[bigtonguebiollante]

[granolagaeilgeoir]

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[boychic-deactivated20230922]

y'all...... we can do gender neutral without being corny.......

[perestroika-hilton]

[mordcore]

my favorite additions from the notes:

bastards

friends and enemies

folks

motherfuckers

gamers

present members of the jury

mortals

everypony

comrades

[dune-sietchposting]

[the-eldritch-angel]

*throws ibuprofen on the ground and watches the aging tumblr populous peck at them like chickens*

[iraprince]

it's time again for the ✨#ADHDCosmicTakeover!✨ my comic this year is about pinballing helplessly between interests and the frustrating feeling of being a "jack of all trades, master of none" (but who said i have to be a "master" of anything anyway? fuck off!)

thank you so much to dreamadoodles for organizing this year! pls check out the tag to see more comics from other contributors 🌠

[carnelianfoxx]

i hope this email fucks your wife

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

well

ok

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[reniadeb]

🐝🐝🍯

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

[angelslant]

(guy who hasnt eaten today voice) no no im fine its just yknow the horrors. yeah theyre unending again

[the-wave-finally-broke]

[ashstfu]

“are you okay” mf you’ve seen my blog you tell me

[scientificphilosopher]

It wrinkles my brain that Jupiter’s moon Europa has oceans that are sixty miles deep, while Earth’s oceans only reach seven miles deep at most. I’m willing to bet good money that there’s life in Europa’s oceans. Like five bucks. You hear me, NASA? I bet you five bucks that there’s life on Europa… Now that there’s money and reputation on the line, I bet they send a mission there real quick.

[curiousobsession101]

I have no idea when this was originally posted, but NASA is working on their Europa mission RIGHT NOW to look for alien life! But get this, they theorize that because of the depth, gravity, and composition of the oceans, any organisms that lived there would be waaay bigger than aquatic life on Earth. So far everything’s going well with regards to their Europa mission so they should have a spacecraft on its way to look for giant sea monsters in space in only a few years. (The planned date is in the early 2020s.)

[scientificphilosopher]

Looks like my negotiations worked. You’re welcome, humanity.

[libraryspectre]

I’ve never been gripped with such cold terror and pure delight in my LIFE

[captain-snark]

explaining to an 18th century sailor that we’re looking for sea monsters in space. 

[gehayi]

The launch date for the Europa Clipper is October 2024.

[syolen]

Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space 

[oneheadtoanother]