"Wrongly chosen, wrongly slain,"

"a hero Valhalla cannot contain." •Mango Cheese fan blog• ~ all art is appropriately credited ~

[violetpensive]

magnus before and after haircut. 

[violetpensive]

magnus before and after haircut. 

[qhafas]

anyway do u ever just remember how kind and good and nice magnus chase is??

[writing-prompt-s]

You were cursed with a magical talking sword. At least, you thought so. Turns out, the sword was actually cursed with you.

[allroseshave-their-pricks]

[shoujo-nosferatu]

Dwarves are heavy.

[theotherwesley]

this is perfection 

[mandaloriandy]

@determamfidd!!

[insomniz]

they kinda look like coda and yu dancing together

[magnus-cheese]

Magnus: it's nice to meet you guys I'm Magnus. It's pretty cool you guys have a whole camp and that's there's other beings like us. Honestly, we were all pretty-

Nico: you're dead why are you dead

Percy:

Annabeth:

Jason:

Piper:

Hazel:

Samirah:

Blitz:

Hearth:

Will: Nico

Alex: he's onto us guys

[magnus-cheese]

Sam: want to play a game?

Blitz: uh...sure...?

Sam: It's called "Falafel or Alex". I give you actual quotes i've heard Magnus say, and you guess if he was talking to his falafels or to his bf/gf

Blitz:...

Blitz: Awesome

[magnus-cheese]

Magnus: Wait, what's the plan, I don't understand

Alex: You don't have to understand, you just have to know that I'm right.

[linghangyaw]

Happy pride month

[starfruit-galaxy-deactivated201]

the riordanverse, except everytime Uncle Rick publishes a book it gets gayer

Oh wait….

[toastchild]

Listen, I love these dumb babies

Bonus:

[magnus-cheese]

Magnus: Sometimes I have a girlfriend, sometimes I have a boyfriend, sometimes I have somebody trying to garrote me, but I always have someone special.

[the-bread-is-named-steve-blog]

the gang in group projects

- Sam actually tries to get things done

- Magnus sometimes forgets to show up to help

- Alex does show up, and spends the entire time fuming about how nobody is helpful

- when Magnus actually is there, he and Alex spend the entire time flirting

- Blitz is the only one with nice slides

- Hearth did it all the night before

- his slides were memes

- most of them face the unholy wrath of Samirah Al-Abbas because she did almost everything

[magnus-cheese]

Magnus: I'm quick at math.

Alex: Oh, really? What's 67 times 83, then?

Magnus: 43

Alex: Not even remotely close.

Magnus: But I was quick.

[magnus-cheese]

Alex: *kills Magnus*

Someone else: *kills Magnus*

Alex: Excuse me who the fuck do you think you are.

[magnus-cheese]

Percabeth meeting: You drool when you sleep

FierroChase meeting: decapitation

[magnus-cheese]

Magnus: I'm so good at keeping secrets, no one knows about my crush on Alex

Sam: You said that out loud, Magnus

Magnus:

Halfborn: For what it's worth, we all knew before this anyway