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lostcherry90

Too lazy to explain myself, just judge me

itsjunetime

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

sharps-container

eraserhead baby

ceechow

After three months of labor-conducive love, my silkscreen book is complete!

Based off of the video game ANATOMY, it tells the story of what it really means to live in a haunted house

This game has some of the best writing and one of the most original ideas I’ve seen in a while, so please, take a look!

goslinggf

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

goslinggf

gender neutrients

joepieweed

Being ugly is not an excuse. Most people are ugly. I’ve fucked ugly people and they weren’t virgins. They were whores. All things considered there probably is someone 5 minutes away dying to fuck you.

baryunn

not an excuse for what

datadegroove-deactivated2026042

for not voting

squid----s

It’s okay

icantspellthings

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

icantspellthings

Im going to shoot you people with a fucking gun

televisionenjoyer

Everyone has an accent it came free with your language 🙄

audliminal

Congrats to every reply like this for failing to understand the fundamental definition of an accent. Of course you think you sound normal! It's the way you speak!

salarta

Gonna sign language at you in a very southern accent

inthewaytoamultilinguallife

Sign languages also comes with accents, you can easily watch people sign and tell the difference

You get different sign language accents, you get regional accents, and you even get "second language speaker accent"

#i have an very noticeable but absolutely unplaceable accent #people love driving themselves nuts trying to figure out where it's from #but very understandably no one guesses “three different countries and a mild speech impediment”

no-sharks-on-the-sun

"only a poor artisan blames his tools" is such bullshit, in almost every imaginable line of work the quality of the tools you have access to plays a massive role in the quality of the end product, sometimes in excess of the role played by individual skill! For example, some people have to code in javascript

highladyluck

Hello my beautiful human body! I’ve invited you here today to discuss adopting non-mucus-based solutions to common challenges—

xn3city

ricochetoconnell

batmanisagatewaydrug

pilots should be allowed to put stickers on the airplanes if they do a good job

batmanisagatewaydrug

give the pilots some spray paint and let them tag those things

aviatrix-ash

Maintenance sure does :3c

There are so many stickers (mostly fursonas) and doodles all over the insides of airplanes the public doesn't get to see. :)

batmanisagatewaydrug

fuuuuuuck I want to see them...

aviatrix-ash

Just a few x3

Sometimes the pilots contribute by hiding drawings or stikers in the aircraft's yoke covers x3

innerchildabortionclinic

PARENT: I got "rubber duck" for my child's "bath" and she loves it.

AUTISM RESPONSE: Rubber ducks and other rubber bath toys can accumulate mold on the inside because of small holes underneath where moisture becomes trapped. The mold often goes unnoticed because it's not visible from the outside.

CORRECT RESPONSE(?): That's nice, I am unaware of how mold could impact this situation.

innerchildabortionclinic

Customer: Forgot to put my orange juice on the conveyer belt.

PENDING RESPONSE: That particular brand is currently being sued for sanitation issues in its factory the next town over

IMPORTANT NOTIFICATION⚠️: A grocery store cashier is supposed to successfully sell items to "customer"