Ive Been Told Im Funny.

[periodandbonerstories]

[nusuma-reta-deactivated20130918]

omfg

[sparkamovement-blog-blog]

why we need sex ed part ten million in a series

[iraffiruse]

[urulokid]

ITS BACK IAND I CNANTN BREATCHE

[phantomslittledevil]

WHY IS THIS BACK

[oddity-txt]

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

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I named him chicken nugget

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Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

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So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

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update hes entirely yellow now

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i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

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its happening

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False alarm he moved a bit This guy

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??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

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whats he doing

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its happening part 2 For Real This Time

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chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

[oddity-txt]

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

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sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

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hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

[rebecca-lotto]

let me know how he’s doing soon

[oddity-txt]

HES BUSTIN OUT

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im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

[oddity-txt]

hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

[oddity-txt]

CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

[mimiduong]

a hoe’s contour and highlight routine

products used:

anastasia beverly hills cream contour kit in fair

urban decay naked skin concealer in light warm

becca shimmering skin perfector pressed in champagne pop

on me:

@fifthtee pug shirt

no pants

song: keith ape - it g ma (spazzkid bootleg)

[sad-chihuahua]

I didn’t know what to expect tbh

[asian]

how do you go from drawing 5 penises to blending a flawless contour

[sixpenceee]

This is what happens when laws become too complex.

[cute-overload]

[shreksdankmixtape]

[magzz54-blog]

Never dating again

I just want a nice, my height or taller, presentable (for the family), and fun guy. Do they exist? Is there a hidden island for them?

[magzz54-blog]

Can they make regular, non-slutfuck Halloween costumes for women?

[blazepress]

Majestic subject with it’s painting.

[magzz54-blog]

My future realistically 

[jaredrea]

[stability]

i feel like this insult went under-appreciated

[laffgaff]

Why did the wizard’s wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer.

[magzz54-blog]

why do i love this

[foodffs]

EASIEST THREE-CHEESE MAC ‘N CHEESE

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

[magzz54-blog]

dank

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x

[rumeysalak-deactivated20180309]

Hdbdbshznz

[repentence]

when someone with no real authority over you tells you to do something

[magzz54-blog]

I thought this was just a collection of all the times sponge looked like a dick