Maiden of Imladris

From a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, I'm just your average eclectic multifandom personal blog. Also a tad bit wibbly-wobbly!

[maidenofimladris]

One time in class, I got fed up

This was one of my favorite teachers ever, he didn't believe in homework and was just the coolest dude ever

Teacher: I won't be here tomorrow so I left worksheets for the teacher to give you.

Kid: why can't we watch a movie?

Teacher: because the school board doesn't like us to show you movies that don't have anything to do with the curriculum. They say that movies are for home and we need to keep your home life separate from your school life.

Me: then why do they give us homework?

Whole class:.....

Teacher:.....

President:.....

Miley Cyrus:....

Me:....

Teacher: Samantha, please. Whatever you do. Bring this up with the principal because that's the best argument I have ever heard.

[rnints-deactivated20131114]

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

[secretgaygent]

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

[aisandetsarepeopletoo-deactivat]

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

[asamislayto]

#THE GRILL ISN’T GONNA LIGHT ITSELF

[klutzisthenewsexy-deactivated20]

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

[iamthetwickster-deactivated2015]

"shouldn’t you be in the garage with all the other tools?"

[supersaiyajopping]

GUYS ITS DECEMBER

“do your homework”

“clean your room”

“go outside”

“be productive”

“hang out with your friends”

[doctorwho]

“Stop posting this gif every week”

[georqeharrison-deactivated20140]

in my spanish class today a girl asked what the difference was between star wars and star trek. and then this kid stood up really fast and threw his stuff across the room and flipped his desk over and started yelling out of rage.

it was probably me

[mccoyly]

[twofoursixodone-deactivated2019]

#my life in 5 words, 14 letters, and one bracketed action

[a-little-mermaid]

[virginitity]

trying to explain a fandom

[howtogetawaywithshameless-deact]

this is the most accurate post i have ever seen

[lopeirce]

endless list of incredible scenes » Buffy, BtVS (Becoming, Part 2)

[hempstock-deactivated20140118]

[sevenswansons-blog]

I didn’t know I was waiting on this my entire life, but there it is.

[saltnburned]

Dean’s meta references - 9x02

[thomrainierskies]

history

[mcnuggetclub]

[minatochondria-deactivated20140]

the most emotional post on tumblr

[oliver-hampton]

#teen wolf: a summary

[sacastic]

BUT REMEMBER

HOW FRUSTRATING

THIS EPISODE WAS

[fxxkitten]

[maidenofimladris]

American Horror Story: Coven,"Bitchcraft"

[avadcniels]

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

[bearsnbeetsnbattlestargalactica]

Perfect

[fionagoddess]

[gameofthronesdaily]