A Slytherin and a Hufflepuff being married yâall
âmy body feels coldâ
âIts shutting down. My point isâŚâ
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A Slytherin and a Hufflepuff being married yâall
âmy body feels coldâ
âIts shutting down. My point isâŚâ
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i made this
Saw this theory on Twitter that the dimension jack jack goes to in incredibles 2 is the same one from monsters inc
Do you know how surprisingly hard it is to find newer anime where the girls are over 18
I donât like that.
Everyday this post becomes more relevant
Compilation of my AVATAR fanart collection! AVATAR and THE LEGEND OF KORRA
Hope that you like!!
YO I WANT ALL OF THESE
macaulay culkin was forced into his career by his father through manipulation, gaslighting and humiliation as well as physical abuse. at fourteen, instead of hitting him back like his father demanded, macaulay called the police and put a stop to the suffering that he and his family were facing. when his parents went bankrupt, macaulay offered up his own money to his mother and siblings and stepped up as the father figure to his five younger siblings. heâs publicly supported lgbt and pro-black charities for decades (x, x) and dedicated a good two pages of his book to naming conservatives and abusers that he hates. he risked his own reputation to defend michael jackson in court and treats michaelâs daughter, paris, like his own. macaulay culkin is an amazing person whose made all of us happy over the years, and 2018 WILL be the year we repay him by supporting his hipster lifestyle website.
itâs really good
honestly this is right up tumblrs alley
This is justâŚ.the BEST
and an orbital lance is addressed âoccupantâ
guys my momâs new boyfriend is trying to be supportive of me being a trans guy and he said âi got you a gift, a boy giftâ
itâs a mountain dew nascar trucker hat. i wanna scream, like itâs nice he got me a gift and itâs nice heâs trying butâŚ. I wanna Sc r EAM
Guys drink MOUNTAIN DEW
And drive
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I want to tell yâall a story about supporting and loving your partner, starring my amazing wife.
Iâve mentioned before that I had an eating disorder for many years, and though I consider myself ârecoveredâ there are aspects of my disorder that I still struggle with today â being quite a bit heavier than my wife is one of them.
When my wife and I moved in together back when we were still girlfriends, I was at my skinniest. She used to pick me up all the time and lift me off the ground, and Iâd laugh and kick out my legs âcause I was just delighted to have her holding me.
But I started gaining weight as I went through recovery, and where once we were pretty close in size, I began to get bigger. And bigger. And bigger. And she remained her naturally petite self. I began to almost dread when sheâd try to pick me up, sure that this time she wouldnât be able to get me off the ground.
But every time, even if I protested, sheâd lift me up and say something like: âSee, youâre not so big that I canât lift you!â
And one time I just blurted out: âBut someday Iâm going to be so fat you wonât be able to.â
She looked me dead in the eye and said: âNo you wonât. Because if that ever happens, Iâll start working out.â
It was the best possible thing she could have said to me, because she wasnât saying I wasnât going to get fat â neither of us knew that for sure. She was just saying that I was never going to be âtoo fatâ for her.
And every time I worry about getting bigger, I remember that Iâll never be so big that she canât lift me, because baby knows how much I love being held, and sheâll change her own habits to ensure that I never feel âtoo bigâ or âtoo heavyâ because in her eyes Iâll never be âtooâ anything.
Anyway, thereâs a moral to this story: Find yourself a partner who will never consider you an excess. You should never be âtoo muchâ to someone who loves you â too big, too loud, too passionate, too awkward, whatever your âtooâ happens to be. And even as you change and grow (in my case, literally), the right person will be there through the changes, to tell you that youâre always just right for them.
My strongwoman, the wind beneath my wings, the arms under my ass.  đđ đ
a rant.
So much of TV is way too concerned with being Clever⢠right now. Thereâs this pervasive myth that audiences wonât enjoy a narrative climax unless itâs a total surprise. âPredictableâ is always used as a pejorative term when it comes to storytelling, but I think thatâs absolute crap, because hereâs the thing:Â
Unpredictability is not, inherently, a virtue. Unpredictability can mean: a) you donât have a clear grasp on who your characters are or what direction theyâre growing. b) you donât have a clear vision for the story youâre trying to tell. c) you donât know how to tell the story (for example, you have a Point A and a Point B but the middle is a bunch of disjointed time-wasting filler.Â
âBut,â the showrunners cry, âyou never saw that twist coming! We kept you on your toes!â That does not make it good. Cleverness is often just smoke and mirrors designed to distract the audience from a lack of substance; it doesnât guarantee a worthwhile story. I donât want to be shocked for the sake of surprise - I want to feel like the experience was worth my time.
I want to be introduced to a character, and then I want to be taken on a journey with that character. I want every step of that journey to teach me who they are; what they believe, what they want, what they hate, what they fear, and what they love, so that when they are faced with a conflict or a critical moment of decision, I understand exactly why they do what they do. Iâm hoping their choices in that moment will reveal something truthful and powerful and worth knowing about another personâs experience.Â
Thatâs what I want in a story. I genuinely donât care whether itâs clever or predictable or whatever; I just want a worthwhile journey in which every moment of every episode means something - to the character(s), and to me. Thatâs what makes serial television satisfying. It has nothing to do with shock or intellect or reinventing the wheel, itâs just about telling the damn story in a way that makes you feel it.
I have one hard and unbreakable rule about reading and writing:Â
If a story is ruined by knowing or predicting how it ends, then itâs a bad story.
i pray you quit overthinking, replaying failed scenarios, feeding self doubt & seeing the good in everyone but yourself you deserve more
As much as I love Incredibles 2 for what it is Iâm kind of miffed they didnât find some way to miraculously bring this jerk back from the dead and make him the villainÂ
According to Wiki and the NSA Supers Database on the special edition DVD of the first movie, this is what it says about Gamma Jack: âEasily recognized by his wave-like hairstyle, he was a favorite of the ladies (his original name being Handsome Jack) and was prone to megalomaniacal impulses, believing Supers to be a âsuperior race.â He chose to save attractive women over and above other innocents and had a particular issue with âkillingâ female supervillains he was attracted to, but always ended up doing so anyway. These impulses and traits caused the NSA great concern, putting him under close âA Levelâ monitoring as a result.â LikeâŚdamn. Thatâs a potential supervillain in the making right there. I know that according to the KRONOS database he was killed by one of the Omnidroid prototypes, but remember, Syndromeâs life signs probe failed to detect Bob simply because he hid behind Gazerbeamâs skeleton (seriously, what??), and the only reason Bob didnât get away is because Helen later tripped the tracking device on his suit. Considering Syndromeâs tech was flawed enough to completely miss a living human being just because he was hiding, itâs not outside the realm of possibility to assume Gamma Jack could have also survived and just hid out until he figured out a way off the island. So, I know this is just conjecture, but what if he had somehow survived and managed to make it back home? He wouldâve had to change his identity of course to make sure Syndrome didnât locate him again. But given his views on supers and his âmegalomaniacal impulsesâ, both the supers ban and Syndromeâs attempt to completely eradicate them wouldâve not only reinforced his beliefs but also have been the perfect catalysts for this guy to completely go off the deep end and start his own radical campaign against non-supers. âOh, the regular people of the world donât appreciate us and want us to either hide in the shadows or die? Well then, regular people should all die or be subjugated by supersâ - a survival of the fittest kind of thing. It wouldâve been really fascinating to see him re-invent himself and use his charm to work his way up in the world of politics in an attempt to surreptitiously put supers in positions of power so as to dominate the âinferiorâ part of the population, and then ultimately come into conflict with supers like the Incredibles and Frozone, whose primary goal is to use their powers to help others rather than subdue them, despite the fact that they were wronged by the very people theyâre trying to help. Also a super whoâs basically bordering on being a creepy ass serial killer but âwe have to be subtle about it because Disneyâ? Sign me the hell up. Idk, I think itâs a compelling story that couldâve been told, or still could be told if Brad ever decides to just suck it up and make a third film. Just throwing it out there *COUGH*
honestly tho that scene in the incredibles where mr. incredible sees the names of all the old super heroes that used to be his friends / that he knew from Back in the Day and how every one of them has been killed by syndrome is such a chilling scene for so many reasonsÂ
like for one, everyone he knew is dead at this point and has been killed on the same island heâs at now and two, its heartbreaking bc that means that almost every hero wanted to try out being a hero again despite the laws against it and wanted to try and help someone out and relive their glory days, only to be straight up murdered like fuck that scene is just so fuckin intense
I think the core of that scene for me is, when youâre insane like me and you go through it frame by frame, you can work out that Gazerbeam defeated the omnidroid twice - the only super we have enough information to confirm did so. I always wondered about his body in the cave, how and why he got the password⌠But it makes sense. This thing goes haywire, gets an upgrade, and goes haywire again? He must have been hella suspicious! So he does what any good superhero would do - tries to get to the bottom of whatâs really happening on Nomanisan Island. During the process heâs clearly caught and wounded but has just enough time to get himself somewhere he can leave a final message, just praying that the next super to come along will find it and break the cycle. Gazerbeam is my hero.
Incredibles 2 has a lot to live up to
All of this andâŚ
Iâm just realizing that the name is No Man Is An Island???? As in, everyone needs someone to depend on and connect with, no one is ever completely alone or should act all on their own.
Also Gazerbeam probably has X-ray visionâso he not only survived long enough to defeat the Omnidroid, he had the ability to see Syndrome entering the password.
Holy guacamole! I should pay more attention, I donât think I got any of that stuff!
does anyone think about the fact that now mr. incredibles has to live w/ the fact that all his friends getting killed by syndrome could have been avoided if he had just been nicer to syndrome from the beginning
^I was thinking that from the beginning reading this and was shocked it went through so many comments before anyone pointed that out.
Syndrome waited until his machine was almost ready to go before asking Bob to come to Nomanisan. He also was surprised to find out that he was married to âElastigirlâ, which means he likely built his list and went through everyone else before finally deciding it was time to kill Bob.
Also, Syndrome literally didnât find Bob until the start of the movie. He found Frozone and was stalking him. If Lucius hadnât hung out with Bob, then Frozone was going to be the next one lured. Thereâs literally a scene of Mirage realizing that the guy in the car with her target is Mr. Incredible. He wasnât going through the list, he was stalking and finding every former Super he could, luring them to the island, and then killing them, for the sake of improving his robot. Finding Bob was just a happy accident, and Syndromes obsession with him meant that upon finding a bot that could beat Bob, he figured heâd hit perfection and was ready.
and like, letâs be real here in the intro Buddy was crossing the line the second he showed up, Mr. Incredible mentioned heâd been very nice to Buddy, via signing a ridiculous amount of autographs and doing pictures and stuff, and that he was not going to risk a childs life as a sidekick (albeit in less words). Buddy literally showed up by breaking into his car, and then stalked him all evening until he was arrested. Thatâs disturbingly obsessive behavior, thereâs no amount of niceness that would stop Syndrome, it was an impossible situation. No amount of nice was going to appease Syndrome, the second he faced any sort of rejection from Mr. Incredible he was going to lose it and go supervillain. After his arrest he should have gotten put into therapy, but yknow, set in like. the 50â˛s. so it makes sense he fell through the cracks when the cracks were a goddamn canyon. Donât victim blame Mr. Incredible.
all of this ^
also like, the score in that scene is so intense as well. Itâs one of the first film OSTs that made a deep impact on me. I could hear it playing back in my head the moment I started reading OPâs post. JustâŚeverything about that movie works so cohesively in every scene, especially the music. Giacchino did such a good job with it
The editing and cutting in this scene is amazing too. Just. Look at how everything was framed and focused on and cross-cut with Elastigirl. Itâs SO great.
no one told me there was a cat version