I've been thinking...

Mommy blog- thesebabydays.tumblr.com My name is Rachel. 22 years old.

[conners-kent]

“We saw the posters and there was an outcry, what was it like for you?”

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

The Russos are disgusting for doing that shit to her.

[trainthief]

here’s some caps of stanley tucci crying with laughter after being asked what wine pairs best with eating ass 

[zedstream]

The face of a man who knows the answer but doesn’t want to say it

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[markruffalo]

TBT to my favorite Banner line from the first Avengers film 

[i-am-grell]

Cell Block Tango: *Plays*

My thoughts for the next 7 minutes:

[michellepsychologist]

Keanu Reeves appreciation post ♥️

[dragon-in-a-fez]

why do we live in a world where microtargeted ads can spontaneously direct me to products so on point with my tastes it’s embarrassing, but when I actively search for something as clear & simple as “cookware” the same retailer site just gives the fuck up and shows me peppa pig onesies

[dragon-in-a-fez]

imagine walking into an actual store and having the same experience.

“would you like this t-shirt we literally designed specifically for you based on data we illegally mined from 5000 of your emails?”

“no I’m just looking for a sock”

“we’re not sure what that is, did you mean a can of bees?”

[ruinedchildhood]

Jamie Lee Curtis recreates iconic angry photos of herself

[florideae]

if we’re dating and you see me lying down on my bed, you’re 100% allowed to just lay down on top of me

[lawfulneurotic]

if we’re dating it’s obligated

if we’re friends then it’s platonically obligated

crush me

[dankmemeuniversity]

[danceintheskies]

[danceintheskies]

wait, one more

[moranginhos]

thinking john mulaney is cute makes me feel like a nuclear housewife having a crush on the weatherman

[emilyisobsessed]

[merlinemryspendragon]

Send a raven. 

[sevensneakyfoxes]

You know that in the next Taika Thor movie the credits cut scene will be Thor playing Candy Crush on his iPhone while declining a call from Tony.

[allofthefeelings]

I hope Avengers sometimes go to Strange like “I need your help” and he’s like “What’s wrong? Skrulls? Hydra?” and they’re like “I’m congested and it hurts when I swallow.”

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

You think they ever approach Vision in a similar manner to complain about how the wi-fi router keeps kicking them off the network?

[allofthefeelings]

Well, NOW I do.

[thelibrarina]

Peter Parker calls Steve Rogers at midnight and he shows up at Aunt May’s in full uniform, shield at the ready. “You said something about Nazis? Let’s go.”

And Peter’s standing in the doorway in pajamas and like, pikachu slippers, and he’s like, “The AP history test is tomorrow. I need you to tell me everything you know.”

[moonblossom]

Alternately, I’m now picturing Wanda going to basically anyone else and trying to talk about some issues she and Vis are having, and universally, they all just go “Have you tried turning him off and turning him back on again?”

[allofthefeelings]

There are so many good comments on this post but this one deserves a special shout-out.

[indifferent-kiwi]

Peter: So what do you remember about the JFK assassination?

Bucky: I think I killed him

Peter: alrighty then

[marvelxs-universe]

this entire thing is glorious

[follow-championsofmyheart]

I think my favourite part of the Thor trilogy is how at the end of dark world we saw this

And we all just went “OH SHIT!!! LOKI’S KING!!! EVERYONE’S FUCKED!!!” But then Ragnarok rolled around and it turns out all he does is

Watch plays of himself and

Build big statues like hot damn the avengers really wasted a whole movie tryna stop this bitch when they could have just written him a play and built him a statue and he would’ve been satisfied

[breathinginthecoke]

He also built rails on the bridge so people would stop falling off of it.

All the man wants is some entertainment and basic safety.

[antique-scarecrow]

he financed the arts and public infrastructure

[miiriya]

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[shield-maiden-a]

Me on Twitter reading all the conservatives get their panties in a twist over Chris Evans saying he would drop Tom Brady if he supports Tr*mp.