Mair!!

Mair!! | She/Her | Lesbian | Currently in podcast/audiobook hell | probably rereading a book series | maircries on ao3 | 24 in VA/DC

[mair-cries]

I'm Mair!!

Welcome to my little piece of hell 💛💛

There’s not much organization here, but I’ll try my best

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AFTG Canon Compliant socmed au: masterpost

KFAM Canon Rewrite: updates under #kfam rewrite

My original thoughts/posts: #maircries

Ask responses: #mair answers

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Multifandom garbage. Will frequently reblog:

All For The Game, Percy Jackson and Co, The Raven Cycle, Hello from the Hallowoods, The Magnus Archives, King Falls AM, Wolf 359, Malevolent, Merlin, The Locked Tomb, Dimension 20/Dropout, Little Women, and doubtlessly more books, podcasts, shows, and movies that I’m forgetting.

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Links to my other places of existence below 💛💛

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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https://open.spotify.com/user/s3pzueu8a4d6cmu4yc9yovvbm?si=mVqrOZa0QiO0z0kuW_Imiw

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[wolves-willow]

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

[jaesrri]

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

[crittizen]

[crittizen]

[homoquartz]

hearing that your characterizations are good is like. the best thing to hear as a fic writer.

[vintageandroid]

fanfic writers will go "anyone gonna explore the kinda fucked up or emotionally impactful implications of this minor canon detail?" and then not wait for an answer.

[catoswound-moved]

you cant even begin poems with "i will sodomise and facef uck you" anymore. because of woke .

[queixumes]

[unquietgravekeeper]

Holy fuck

[kujakumai]

You, a fool, when characters state different or contradictory things about backstory events or how the world works: This is a plot hole!

Me, wise, enlightened: Not so, neophyte. Have you considered all the exhaustive possibilities in which one of these characters simply has no idea what they are talking about, or better yet, is a fucking liar?

[andwewerebothgirls]

[nepofledgling]

“do you really wanna be on that medication for the rest of your life :(?” yes actually I would love that. I know what I’m like off it

[punkrorschach]

no you don't understand. i *get* to be on this medication for the rest of my life :)

[autism-things-for-my-parents]

👆That

[mair-cries]

Part 5 < Part 6 > Part 7

Eden’s hehe

Next up: Columbia mornings

Taglist: @iseethestarsyouseethedarkness @solqrays @studytimez @hemm8ck @sideeffectofthedrug @williamluvr @pixelatedhomunculus2 @jupiterpleas @hazellevessque @nottodayupstarts @a-side-effect-of-the-drugs @ofsunshineandfoxes @berryhatfingers @tactiletelekonesis @onyxxorion @ivyinne

[official-linguistics-post]

May we have a transcription for y’all’d’ve?

i say it [ˈjɑl dv̩]

[thespyglassofvision]

What about y'all'd've'd? (you all would have had)

[official-linguistics-post]

that's too many, put one back

(i wouldn't necessarily contract "had" into the whole thing, but my [v̩] would just become a schwa, resulting in something like "y'all'd'a'had")

[jetsetnarrative]

OP you can't leave these in the tags, smattawitchoo

[official-linguistics-post]

sir yalldahad's questing takes him to the tower of babel

[official-linguistics-post]

wait i just remembered this movie and i need a tim blake nelson feature of sir yalldahad's adventures STAT

[pirateprincessjess]

“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo

I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.

You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….

[pirateprincessjess]

Yall, I can’t believe that I have to do this, but I am going to say this in as clearly as possible

The anon was very confused.

I have Narcolepsy, which is a sleep disorder. Narcolepsy has nothing to do with Necrophilia. I am not into necrophilia.

[pirateprincessjess]

I didn’t realize that one said “necropolises.” That’s actually so funny. I think that one must have been a joke

[fiendir]

[artofelanor]

Have you seen the new movie? It's on library. It's literally on the library. It's on library without ads. It's literally on your local public library. You can probably ask for it on your library. Dude it's on your library. It's in the original case too. It's on library. You can watch it at the library. You can go to your local library and watch it. Register onto your local library right now. Go to your library. Dive into your library. You can watch it. It's on there. Your library has it for you. Your library has it for you.

[shamebats]

There's this whole story unfolding on TikTok right now about this account that got popular — a woman in the US who calls up churches & pretends to have a starving newborn that hasn't eaten since last evening & asks them if they could help her out with a can of formula. Unsurprisingly, none of the ridiculous megachurches actually ever say yes, and the churches & other religious institutions that did say yes are getting lots of support from people.

But I just saw a video of a TT user explaining that they decided to do their own little social experiment — by walking up to drug dealers on the street, telling them there's a young woman with a baby who needs help with formula, and literally all of them immediately reached into their pockets. In this story, the OP did have a real neighbor with a baby who ended up getting some much needed baby supplies. Thanks to the charity of local drug dealers.

A lot of Americans are learning that their rich white Christian churches are less willing to help their communities than black churches, mosques, buddhist temples, the satanic temple & apparently also crack dealers.

[dependsoncontext]

[awed-frog]

thanks I hate it

[siderealsandman]

You Got a Friend In Horse 

[garrettauthor]

YOU DO NOT HAVE A FRIEND IN HORSE

[britcision]

You Got A Lotta Friends In Horse

[ailithnight]

CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH THAT THOSE ARE NOT FRIENDS IN HORSE

[rederiswrites]

Look, it's simple. If a person has to actively work to make money, they're not "the rich" and they're not the problem. A surgeon making $200k a year still stops making money if they stop showing up to do surgery, because they're still selling their labor. The radical discrepancies in how we value different skills are certainly a problem, but the guy who makes money when he doesn't even get out of bed is the one making money on the value of other people's labor.

[buzzfeedlgbt]

The list goes on and on –> (x)

[orogs-deactivated20190120]

If anyone is interested in a longer history on black trans people, Black On Both  Sides by C. Riley Snorton has been on my to-read list for a while now, and has some pretty excellent reviews.

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

any time i hear the insufferable transphobic athlete arguments i think of that one time in middle school when my boys lacrosse team did a full-contact scrimmage against the girls team (who typically play with limited contact) and i, a six-foot, 180lb defender, got utterly laid-out by this 5-foot-nothing girl experiencing the newly-unleashed animosity accompanied by violent sport and as i looked up at my assailant from flat on my back i experienced a brief bout of heterosexuality and fell wildly in love and then had to be taken to the ER because i had a concussion

[rwoh]

“from flat on my back i experienced a brief bout of heterosexuality” took me out

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That was the concussion