Say Yes To The Jess

My mom says I'm funny

[bob-belcher]

[serotnin]

[laptopped]

do rude people know they’re rude

[rebelheartgirl2]

Nah they think they’re “real”

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

why did i try weed omg ima die i feel like a a dvd player

[honeybottledrip]

this is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve ever seen i’m losing it

[snorlaxatives]

do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

[afon-afanc]

in america is everyone ignorant

[snorlaxatives]

it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast

[gentlesharks]

[fuliajulia]

[gentlesharks]

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

why’s this site so weird about horses? they’re just horses.

[the-descolada]

Are you sure

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

[westernlariat]

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

[batou]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

oh bart u rascal!

[adhdwerewolfgf]

mr sandman

man me a sand

[thesylverlining]

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

[gifsboom]

Moulay Hassan, Crown Prince of Morocco hates it when you try to kiss his hand.

[mistamarqui2u]

Thas the fastest snatch ever

[po-che]

That boys hands are something serious

[thagangstress]

He’s smooth about it

[jamaicanamazon]

He just like nah nah nah nah nah nah

[gettingplowed]

…quick as shit!

[ashleysweatshirt]

😂😂😂😂

[saddest-cat-hours]

Me on my way to eat your ass

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

Was that caption really necessary

[whatspeaksofter]

IDK, but the music was

[triplefoul24-deactivated2022112]

Alexa, release my inhibitions

[meloetta]

mosquito: *about to bite me*

me: umm i have a bf

[3little-kitten3]

🌸*little giggles* daddy’s the only one allowed to put their mouth on baby girl ^_^🌸 -Babygirl

[meloetta]

me:

mosquito: yikes

[ostracizedpoodle]

basketballs smell gross 

[neofriend-deactivated20160823]

go to hell??

[ostracizedpoodle]

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via itsthymee)

[alwaysbewoke]