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@majesticaldiscomfort
I struggled a lot as a kid, socially, likely due to the autism I didn't know I had until adulthood.
People would rarely laugh at my jokes, and when they did, it was because the allistic kid next to me said it louder.
This place is different.
A grill worth fighting for
Someone will say "as a queer person in the heart of empire, my life is in danger every day" and you'll find out they're a developer for Amazon and live in San Francisco or Seattle or some shit, and then you'll meet a trans girl from Alva, OK who's like "Yeah, things are pretty good. AutoZone moved me to full-time."
Someone in a queer group in my current blue city said that they didn't like expressions of solidarity because it "diluted their oppression".
UNMUTE!!
POV u are delicious
trying to figure out dinner with my father is impossible
Present him with a Turkish or Russian dish and then tell him "you didn't specify which part of Asia so I just picked a country in the Asian continent that strangers on the internet suggested"
Now I've read the word Asia too many times and it's lost its meaning and now sounds like a fantasy continent in my head
Like "ah yes, to the west we have the Old Growth Isles, and to the north we have Urgbath... oh and there's Asia over there"
i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better
are you really bad at it or are you in "good at it" spaces
Me: ah shit, I misidentified that yellow rumped warbler as a female goldfinch, I should literally be hung at the gallows for this. I'm such an IDIOT
My friend, pointing at a vulture: check out that fucked up crow lol
this image will not fucking leave my mind no matter what I do
this image will not fucking leave my mind no matter what I do
I read this in Doomguy's voice with the Doom music
No I didn't do a Doomguy impression out loud. I'm hyperlexic. Reading is more smooth to me than spoken words are.
Another by Josh Luna
What the fuck? The original comic is about whitewashing:
source
they whitewashed the comic im screaming
oh THAT’S why Jesus is there
One might argue that whitewashing contributes to the act of ruining the movie
you know when you get Autism Mad. like something happens in a non-ideal way and in your brain you know it literally doesnt matter but in your other more autistic brain youre like screaming & scrying & shitting the bed etc. i think you should be able to go into settings and opt out of that. i have better things to get upset about than failing to put up a decoration on the optimal day or being too stubborn to solve a problem via simple communication
I too gain the ability to scry when I am inflicted with autistic rage, my brethren
/joke
and another thing: no child should ever be made fun of for things they love especially by their parents
it should go without saying but apparently it needs to be said over and over and over again because every time i hear my mom tease my sister for playing wolfquest, every time i hear a teacher tease a kid for doodling, every time i hear a babysitter laugh at a kid explaining the plot of a show they like, it drives a fuckin stake through my heart because i was that kid once.
i was made fun of enough times by adults, by peers, for liking something and wanting to share it that i just. didn’t. anymore.
dont fucking tease kids for liking things. even if you think its cringe. ESPECIALLY. if you think its cringe. because the way you speak and act towards them when they are sharing themselves with you STICKS and they will think of it years down the line.
BE NICE TO KIDS. BE NICE TO KIDS. LISTEN WHEN THEY SPEAK TO YOU. BE. FUCKING. NICE. TO. KIDS.
I was a substitute teacher for a little while between grad schools, and one day I had a middle school math class for the morning. The work they were assigned wasn’t *especially* hard, and one little girl knocked it out in 20 minutes. She started drawing what was very obviously Sans Undertale, and when I noticed I wanted to be supportive, and had the following exchange:
“What’s that you’re drawing?”
*panicking* “It’s nothing, I’m sorry, I’ll put it away.”
“No it’s okay, I was just curious about it.”
“It’s nothing. I don’t want to get in trouble.”
“You’re not in trouble, I just thought it looked like a character from a video game I like.”
Her face *lit up* the second I gave her the smallest bit of approval. She started asking me if I’d heard of various AUs for Undertale, and I tried to follow along as she explained her favorites. I obviously had to keep an eye on the rest of the class, answering questions and helping with algebra, but each time I passed her desk she had more things to tell me.
Anyway, it was very cute, but also a little sad how obviously starved she was for someone kind to talk about her stories with. Kids deserve to have someone in their corner, and it takes no effort at all to smile and listen if they have something they want to share. Preserve the earnestness you want to see in the world.
just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture
do you see this. beyond ridiculous
what are our thoughts
I understand your feelings for the chair robin crabussy
unpost this right now you strange strange man
I hired a wizard to cast png on it. effervescent
Remind me to make a 3D model of it in Blender so I can make a spinning GIF of it
Remind me in like. Idk. 15 hours or something.
as someone who has not read the chapters on royal road, i hope someone explains gravity to clive
I hope Jason makes a Stacy's Mom reference about Humphrey's mom because it would be funny.
nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week
Happy 30-50 feral hogs day
World heritage post
just realized they’re arriving at a rate of 10 hogs per minute
The hogs spawn at a rate of approximately 1 hog every six seconds. Is this faster than Minecraft mob spawners, or is it slower?
Also, why not build a playground on the roof, where the hogs have no access? If the father is worried about fall damage, a simple water-filled mote should be sufficient.
W...what do you mean, we're not talking about Minecraft? He meant ACTUAL HOGS? And not hoglins??
trying to figure out dinner with my father is impossible
Is your dad neurotypical? Neurotypicals love being vague for no reason. No idea why
