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So for my biggest project yet, I was lucky enough to be a part of @thelastpilot‘s Miraculous 2019 Calendar. Honestly it was some of the most fun I’ve ever had. It pushed me to do things with my art that I never do of my own accord and I couldn’t be happier to show you guys what we achieved.

The calendar is completely free to download here! So check it out, show your support and have a miraculous 2019!

meantfortheshore

moremetalthanyourmom

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

youcangofindatree-deactivated20

Gotta try it

clevermanka

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

emmagrant01

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

mercurialkitty

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

songbirde108

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

onethingconstant

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

naeonnoir

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

retroasgardian-deactivated20180

spiduhgirl

It’s called the Murder Strut.

elegantmess100

IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!

b3gayd0crim3

A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.

ileniagennari

I FORGOT TO POST IT HERE

whatzaoverwatch

MEXICAN LE GASP (I love it mainly cause it’s green)

fuckingchatnoir

Alix is legit the mom of the squad that knows everyone’s secrets. Like everyone just goes to her about their crushes. First she had to deal with Ivan and Mylene for like a hot minute. But now they’re dorks in love so she doesn’t have to hold that in anymore. But then she also had to deal with Rose and Juleka’s constant pining and was honestly aggravated by how obvious and dense they were. And now she has to deal with Adrien and Mari and Nath and Marc and she’s starting to find her job much more amusing and enjoyable.

She thinks her friends are all idiots. But they’re her idiots.

secretagentspydetectiveninja

Alix things this episode

because I’m honestly not sure I’m not hallucinating right now

-she’s a street artist who spray paints and stuff

-actual best friends with Nathaniel holy shit my dreams are coming true

-she lives at the louvre,

-her dad doesn’t care that she just casually skates around the louvre. like inside, the exhibits and paintings and stuff

-the art teacher called her out on roasting Chloe

-she whispered “boo” in chat noir’s ear and he had a frickin heart attack

-stepped up to be heroic when everyone else had been reversed

-helped save the day by flying a kite that had chat noir attached, what the hell even was this episode

-DID THE “MIRACULOUS LADYBUG” THING WITH LADYBUG AT THE END??? ACTUAL HERO ALIX KUBDEL

secretagentspydetectiveninja

She’s got the spray paint mask on and everything, I thought it was impossible for her to get any cooler and she DID

buggachat

so I listened to the Mean Girls musical and uh, this song… made me think of them…. …

song is stupid with love (reprise)

akirecreations

Je t’aime, mon chaton

buggachat

i love the idea of Adrien just surprising his friends with gifts

bonus:

nancysauria

I hope you like it n_n/

Español: https://nancysauria.deviantart.com/art/Primera-cita-Adrien-y-MArinette-751058584?ga_submit_new=10%3A1529718736

lunanight2012

So cute!!! I love the cupid Chat Noir’s too XD

australet789

finally! not all the panels ended up as expected but i needed to spit out this idea out of my head. Panels without lyrics go with the busic btw.

~ The End ~ :D

tacticalvisor76

Hiya mods! I was wondering if you could recommend some other ow writing blogs? All the ones I'm finding seem to be inactive or have stopped writing for like a few months now and I'd like to read so more stuff. Thanks!

Sure! Here are a few of the blogs that I read/follow! i’m doing this via mobile rn and it’s not letting me @ for a direct link to the blogs i’m sorry. ; u ;

if you peeps have some favs you want to share/add to this list do it! :D

overwatch-reader-imaginesdemialwrites readers-always-imaginebumblinas-imaginesthenoellalee hexagon-imagines owagentdiaries whatzaoverwatch zaracake-writeskeisskyrunnerstereotypicalmccreemain ivymarquis sleepy-elysian alexiela73

whatzaoverwatch

Itsa meee ❤️