[majorasheart]

Majora, Sunny | 25 | Trans woman | Your God King

MINORS WILL BE BLOCKED.

The ichor flowing in my veins is the parasitical limb of a larger being, concerned with nothing but the suffering of its chosen quarry.

In terms of the revenant, I am primarily a writer who has a borderline romantic relationship with gore and pain.

I like my music loud and harsh. Grindcore | Mathcore | Goregrind | Death Metal | Slam | Crust | D-Beat | Punk too hard for the pussies on this website | Any other form of hardcore I forgot.

I block you if I don't like you.

[deltaomicronfive]

Most people on this website are literally this is image

[thesweetiepienovels]

You have got to get it through your head that social media is literally pushing negative content to keep you engaged. Most people are not assholes! Not by a long shot! Most people do not look like those insane beauty standards they’ve pushed on us. Social media is a trap for your mind. It convinces you the worst is normal and the rare is common, until you forget what real life actually looks like. Of course, always be aware of your surroundings because unfortunately, there will always be crappy people, but this world is a lot bigger than your feed would have you believe.

[flyfeline]

"holy fucking shit holy fucking shit how did they get away with making the bluey dad so hot"

the bluey dad:

[thetreetopinn]

Excuse me... no... that doesn't capture it...

If you're going to argue against this example of husband and fatherhood perfection, then you'd best make sure you're making an argument from intellectual honesty... 'cause... just fuggin' look at that.

This dude absolutely fucks.

[fortidogi]

Thats a rectangle with ears and a tail

[iraffiruse]

[tim-official]

see every time i see this status i get angry because i’ve played through literally every scenario in rct1 and there is no place where this is a thing. there is never more than one park per map. and in rct2 you can’t make that happen i the scenario editor either. it is not remotely within the game’s functionality to simulate two discrete parks and these games were coded in assembly for christ sake so it’s not like someone modded it in by adding the line “int const TOTAL_NUM_POSSIBLE_PARKS = 2;”. there is no conceivable way this post is anything close to true and even though i know how writing all this out reflects upon me as a person and even though i know exactly how meaningless and trifling of a takedown attempt this is on some random facebook screencap with hundreds of thousands of notes im going to post it anyway because i’m too petty to have any say in the matter

[kropotkindersurprise]

[dragongirlbunny]

[spicyblogger2]

[cali]

guy whos email is mario19 cuz he is 19 years old and when hes 20 he deletes the old mail and resigns up to every service with mario20 and when he gets to mario25 and its in use already he solidifies into a stone statue and stays in stasis for a year

[cali]

[heyyallitsbeth]

literally nothing will ever be funnier than Markiplier's Sinister Potion every time i see it i burst out laughing

[dogpuppy]

[nem23]

[importantcatpics]

[iicor]

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

[auroroboros1]

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

[dragongirlsweetie]

it only happens with the simpsons

[auroroboros1]

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

[sillylittleouppy]

I LOVE MY PLUSHIES REBLOG IF YOU LOVE YOUR PLUSHIES

[misophonie]

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

[contemptible-scoundrel]