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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
One Nice Bug Per Day
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@makaracatering
Best avocado toast: - 1 egg - ½ an avocado - pesto - goat cheese - salt & pepper to taste
Toast the bread, and fry an egg on the pan with salt & pepper to taste (I also like to add chili flakes to spice things up). Then I spread some fresh pesto on each toast & mash the avocado over the pesto with a fork. Then take some goat cheese (or optional feta cheese), and crumble it on to the toast. Top it of with the fried egg and you are good to go 😍
Track art I drew for Sweet Dreams, Timaeus in Homestuck volume 9!
Talkin’ ‘Bout Parkour booklet by Broy Willis
Homestuck is ACTUALLY going to be over soon!!! I’m sad, relieved, and just a little bit doubtful. But, here’s a giveaway for those of you who’ve stuck (ha) around ‘til the end.
PRIZES:
Up to $75 worth of homestuck merch (link it and i’ll buy it, but official merch only please!)
Up to $50 worth of homestuck merch
Up to $25 worth of homestuck merch
RULES:
No giveaway blogs
You do not have to be following me to reblog
Likes only count for followers
I’ll ship anywhere
Note: the prize dollar amounts are the limits before shipping, so don’t worry if you live outside the US!
This ends the day after homestuck updates for the last time, at 12PM CST. Good luck!
A bullet may have someone’s name on it, but ten pounds of C4 is more ‘to whom it may concern’
In a very very simplified sense, you could say these qualities are what led them to become the murderstuck trio we all know and argue about!
Time for some kitchen charts to help you adult better ;)
you disappointed homestuck children are weak, some of us MOVED TO JAPAN to be disappointed in our adolescent obsessions AT THE SOURCE. and have ANY of you moved to space or the apocalypse?????? no you have not.
this is my absolute favorite homestuck art i’ve ever gotten to contribute, and also my favorite homestuck update
You know, with the new update introducing claymation, we now know that the reason it took so long was because there was a medium he had yet to apply.
And it made me wonder, what if this is a new trend for Homestuck?
In six months, Andrew Hussie releases the next panels as beautiful watercolors.
A year from then, Andrew Hussie mails a lovingly hand-drawn animated flipbook to every Homestuck reader.
Three years pass. Andrew Hussie has an opening at an art gallery in downtown Manhattan, where he exhibits abstract mixed media sculptures and calls the whole show “Act Six.”
Another Five. Andrew Hussie tours the world with his ballet company. The man who plays Dave Strider is America’s new sweetheart.
After your kids have all left for college, you wake in the middle of the night. There is a noise. You walk downstairs, a baseball bat in your hands in case of an intruder. You turn on the lights. Andrew Hussie stands in your living room, surrounded by empty paint cans, replacing your curtains. What is this? you ask. The update, he says.
Bitches ain’t shit and they ain’t saying nothing A hundred mothafuckas can’t tell me nothing
If you go back and read Andrew Hussie’s early work - back when he ran a website called Team Special Olympics, and thought that was a hilarious thing to do - certain patterns emerge. What were his go-to themes, his muses?
-Clowns (Whistles, Riddler’s Gammon)
-Rapping (And It Don’t Stop)
-Big muscular livestock (Humanimals, Zoosmell)
-Bodily mutilation and transformation (Humanimals, Whistles)
We already knew that Doc Scratch was the Hobbes to Hussie’s Calvin. Now that we’ve discovered the precise nightmare cocktail of soul juice that makes up Lil Cal, it’s even harder to escape the conclusion that LE is, on some level, AH. English is an agglomeration of the most distinctively Hussian characters in the comic - they represent in turn grotesque exaggerations of his manner (the AR), his interests (Equius, Gamzee) and his endless desire to fuck with people (Caliborn.)
I read late-period Homestuck as an allegory, a story of Hussie’s struggle and ultimate inability to finish his own comic. Hussie gets so angry at Scratch during the first Ancestor arc because the good doctor is doing everything he can to prolong the narrative - dumping exposition, introducing a whole slate of new characters, scattering Hussie’s carefully ordered panels into an endless series of formless digressions. Scratch is replaced by Lord English, who is defined first and foremost by his endlessness - everything about him, from his immortality to his rise to power down to his name, is ensured by stable time loops. It’s hard to see how a story with LE in it can come to anything resembling a satisfying conclusion. In light of all this, it makes perfect sense that the monster who must be overcome to end the story is an awful caricature of the author himelf. As an artist, he is his own worst enemy, and we all get to live in that struggle.
Hussie’s in-comic avatar, with his recapping and fussy attention to detail, represents the author’s better nature, his desire to make things orderly and sensible. All of Hussie-the-character’s actions are attempts to mend places where the story has gone off the rails. Past the Doc Scratch arc, all of these gambits to “fix” the comic backfire (the three-year journey across the yellow yard being the most egregious example) - every new attempt just leads to more sprawl, more characters, more exposition. When he is finally gunned down by LE, it’s because he is unable to believe in the story anymore. Accepting the fakeness of his creative magic, he is swallowed by his own shadow, overcome by his own worst instincts. Wandering his own comic as a ghost, he tries to bring Vriska back to life, aware that she was his most successful character but unable to understand that her death - her end - was an inextricable element of that success.
So - here, in the 11th hour, we are assured that the end is once again just around the corner. Hussie’s final gambit - bringing Vriska back from the dead and thus invisibly rewriting thousands of pages - has been set in motion, but up to this point it has succeeded only in bringing the plot back from the edge of formlessness. Lord English remains, and in case there is any doubt as to what is at stake here, our main characters have been trapped inside a symbolic rendering of the comic itself (subtle, no? No.) Those of us who are still here watch and wait. We have been promised a mere 400 pages more - the empty promise of an addict reaching for one last cigarette. We watch as a floppy orange man wrestles himself. We wait for him to win.
Fuuuuuuck youuuuuuuu.
Want.
MOTHERFUCKER, POST THE RECIPE.
Egg-Stuffed Baked Potatoes Recipe inspired by The Village Cook
Ingredients baked potatoes, slightly cooled melted butter kosher salt and black pepper shredded cheese (cheddar, gruyere, fontina, pepperjack, or other of your choice) eggs additional fillings of your choice: sauteed vegetables, bacon or ham, etc.
Instructions Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
Slice a layer off the top of each potato. Use a spoon to gently scoop out insides, leaving a thin layer of potato against the skin and avoiding puncturing the bottom. Reserve scooped potato for another use.
Brush inside of each potato with melted butter and sprinkle with a little salt and pepper. Sprinkle a layer of shredded cheese into each potato and add fillings as desired (vegetables, diced meat, etc.) Fill each potato about 3/4 full. Crack one egg into each potato. Sprinkle with a little more salt and pepper. Top with additional cheese and toppings if desired.
Place potatoes on a baking sheet and cook for about 20 minutes. Egg whites should be set and yolks soft.
chemicalbydefault
OH MY GOD
Oh my fucking JIzzzzzzzzzz
I did a Homestuck crossover with kill la kill with condesce as ragyo (because i love ragyo’s design and shes my guilty fave and i luv condy too)
i’m not taking any suggestion or messages (pls don’t) on whether or not i’ll continue this with the rest of the other klk characters (i also chose all the characters to correlate to the klk characters so)
I never feel like shipping either of them with anyone so this happened somehow
funny thing about this is, that is exactly what some guy was saying to me when i was too drunk in vegas after a pacquiao fight, throwing up outside a strip club, huddled over me just like this, saying… ”get it together, rufio…”
WELL SHE SURE DID SOMETHING WITH THAT MOUTH
