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lilmamabeyellin

liquidlimits-deactivated2019032

I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

razxion

Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.

dailypattondoodles

^^^^

tooscaredtobeme

My sister got a new job with $19.50 as starting pay and I have $215 worth of babysitting jobs lined up for December :) I trust the Buddha

i-am-a-fish

*snatches your wig*

Ha!

*eats it*

mmmhmmhmhmmmMmmMm..

makaylasmalteasers

fish! I need my wig back! bad fish!

transisstor

Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

basic-banshee

Tonight at the gym a man who looked like fuckin Thor asked me out and when I told him I was a lesbian he goes “oh. Chill. You know, my sister and I work out a lot together. She’ll be here tomorrow, same time.”

Like…did Thor just wingman me?

emotionalempowerer-blog

Seriously. What on earth could a 3 yr old do to “warrant” a gun to the chest???

aspiringwarriorlibrarian

Apparently they were in the process of arresting her mother (whom they beat while handcuffed, naturally), also pointed the gun at the head of the child’s grandmother, and pointed the gun at her when she did what any toddler would do and started wailing. The incident gave her one of the worst cases of child PTSD the expert they assigned has ever seen and she’ll need therapy well into her adult years.

Anyone with even a passing knowledge of gun safety knows that you do not point a gun at anyone you are not willing to kill. So best case scenario these officers were grossly incompetent and worst case they were willing to kill a child for crying. This settlement is the least they deserve.

actionables

toostoked

art

mattheuphonium-blog

This is my fucking favorite thing I’ve ever seen I’m sobbing

celestial-naiad

I thought the baby was copying them, but its actually the other way around and now I’m cackling. This is stupid cute.

aregrettablehullabaloo

This video clip has watered my crops and cleansed my angry soul!

jadeichor-archived

@setheverman >:3c

setheverman

i know the day you die

thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie

my favorite is when Kermit’s facial expression is simultaneously an obvious hand in a puppet but also an instantly recognizable and relatable emotion

thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie

ri-afan

twilightown

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

the-husbando

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

wadefeltonism-deactivated202106

rb if you’d wipe all pedophiles off this earth

mohawkmama

It’s sad that there are only 13k notes on this..m

thiccdaddy-mbaku

put this on all 3 of my blogs

just-shower-thoughts-x420-blog

Maps and nomaps too!!

idiotsonfb

surprisebitch

IM FUCKING YELLING

bot-dad

Hello fucking yelling, I’m Dad!

Dad^bot^1. Soon your life will be miserable and pointless, dear Human®. | PayPal | Patreon Beep-boop!

manchester-memories

Best phan moments, ranked

15. They

14. Can’t

13. Be

12. Ranked

11. Because

10. They

9. Are

8. All

7. Cute

6. And

5. Important

4. For

3. The

2. Phandom

1. This was the most fun I’ve ever had

ithelpstodream

the kids are alright.

smartassjen

This is kinda perfect.

glowingangel

if anyone ever tries to tell u that racism/sexism/ableism/etc. are “natural” just show them this video

realityrainfall

Those two that just could not come up with any differences! They were like “we both got glasses, both got these red sweaters, maybe we’re different heigh- nope we’re the same height… well shit we’re perfectly the same!”