The concept of hannibal is so fucking funny to me I cant get over it. Like hmm we need to find out whos doing all these crimes. Now let me go to my friend Haggravated Lassault’s house
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The concept of hannibal is so fucking funny to me I cant get over it. Like hmm we need to find out whos doing all these crimes. Now let me go to my friend Haggravated Lassault’s house
“Lighten Up” by Ronald Wimberly
Beautifuly written- and drawn.
Damn. Really powerful and beautifully drawn.
Rest in Power to Our Allies Who Risk Their Life Fighting With Us and For Our Rights
https://www.clevelandjewishnews.com/news/local_news/osu-graduate-22-dies-after-attending-protests-in-columbus/article_dcadd6b2-a75d-11ea-94c3-e7751ddd6d55.html
May her memory be a blessing Z"L
it gets worse tho! the original person who reported this on twitter said she did NOT die of asthma related syptoms. Thats what they WANTED us to think!!
she died bcause they sprayed so much tear gas in her face that she inhaled too much and DIED. HER DEATH WAS NOT CAUSED BY ASTHMA RELATED SYMPTOMS. Only tear gas. Solely tear gas.
They murdered her.
I graduate high school tomorrow and I did everything I was supposed to. I’m graduating with honors in the top 10% of my class and I have enough scholarships to cover college costs yet I still feel like there is no point in doing anything like wtffffff I did everything I was told to do and now I don’t know what to do because I don’t have a personality or interests
(photo via princessmisery)
This is a great idea!
this is really cool. Kids hate the big plastic keys cos they’re not interesting, they wanna see the things the grownups use all the time
I kinda want one of these.
DUDE. it’s a giant fucking stim board! GENIUS.
This is brilliant
Shit, I might make one of these for myself
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This is extremely devopmentally appropriate and smart
Hey! They had a thing like this at my preschool, because not only is it a great entertainment center, its also a great tool for teaching toddlers fine motor skills.
We also had a board with the fronts of shirts, jackets etc cut out and mounted so we could fool around with and learn how to use buttons, zippers, velcro etc, which meant I was dressing myself pretty early.
We also had leftover keyboards, computer mice (sans cables) and a mix and match board of connector cables (bolted down and too short to strangle ourselves with) because I lived in silicon valley in the early 90’s when the tech boom was happening and parents would donate computer stuff for us to fuck around with.
Im looking at those gate locks up there and that’s a bit of a bespoke parenting- Dad does run the risk of teaching this toddler how to escape a gated area like the yard, but if the kid isn’t prone to wandering, it’s a good safety thing for him to learn.
Some other things to put on a fine motor skills stimboard: doorknobs and handles, switches and buttons (esp of you can wire them up to do something- kids learn patterns way earlier than you might think), window locks and cranks, assorted textures like carpet, fabrics, those reversible sequins, pebbles, sandpaper etc, the tops of jars with different kinds of lids top open and close, and (if you can stand it) anything that makes noises.
But pretty much anything that can be fiddled with, changed by touching and is safe to nom on is a good thing.
An additional caveat, from my own youth: if the fine motor boards are down at toddler height, dogs, cats, most pet birds and some reptiles will also play with and learn to manipulate these things. Which is also good mental stimulation for them but you can give your animals interesting ideas about what is ok to handle and teach them skills you might not want them to know.
(french guy saying "bluetooth speaker" voice) bloutouse speakair
today Meatball abruptly realized that there are refugee office plants in the kitchen (they have been there for weeks) and has decided his singular purpose in life is to eat them
we put up a 4 foot tall step-through baby gate when we brought the plants home, but it turns out he can actually squeeze his body through the bars. not in a dignified way, mind you. but he can
we have foiled him with a two-gate system: a short one with small openings that he can’t squeeze through, and the tall one that he can’t jump over. he is now sitting outside our kitchen door rattling the gates with his stupid little mitten hands like an animated ghost prisoner in a Spirit Halloween decoration
update: we underestimated him
why are your doors closed to the public
is this the same Meatball with the Hanukkah sweater????
it sure is
you may also know him as the Meatball who tried to jump into my toilet and the violent sweatervest-wearing accountant cat
tiny accountant harasses human, eats plants
i mean he has to find some way to unwind from his high-pressure job
update:
So how do you guys… get in there anymore?
well my original game plan was opening the white gate and kind of shoving my body through the gap between the wood gate and the grey gate and i am excited to announce that this was not a good idea at all
update: was woken up at 7 AM this morning by Meatball repeatedly taking a running leap at the gates, bouncing off the top one, and then sitting on the floor outside the kitchen beeping confusedly
this is our current game plan. stay tuned
me: accidentally hits my lock screen button while watching youtube
youtube: you wanna get youtube red?? you fucking dumbass?? you really think you can play videos in the background without youtube red?? you fucking useless bastard.
what if 😳 what if my b 😳 what if my back didnt hurt 😳
BOX FOR PLAY
Look at this beautiful angel
how… how did I not know abt this
Completely unrelated to whether or not you like their music, you have to respect this energy.
I love putting my hamsters in their balls for exercise and hearing the little thuds as they ram into shit on purpose when they want into a room
I’ve been wanting to do a thing like this for a while. Behold my amazing animu mongah skills there wow swoons
2016 rendition!
She finally has hands!
She’s on her way!
Wooshing that skirt a bit more!
Trying a softer approach!
Oh wow
someone i speak to every day: hey
me: i miss you and i love you