I don't know shit

22 • Brazilian • She/They Enjoy, I guess?!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mint80s]

mwah

[ryebreadgf]

just learned americans have different standard paper sizes than everyone else. what do you MEAN you don’t have A4 as the standard. what do you mean your standard paper size isn’t even the same size as an A4. apparently it’s like. ’letter’ and ’legal’ and whatever else. help!!!

[ryebreadgf]

this is so scary

[huggingtentacles]

That has to be false. That's misinformation hold on

[huggingtentacles]

holy fucking shit

[butchmary]

jaw fucking drop everybody look at this tiktok

[incorrectlyspn]

it's been half a decade AND I STILL CAN'T MOVE ON

[bajn]

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

[actualsupreme-deactivated201503]

this is your only day to reblog this for a year

[hostileworkenvironment]

i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days

[still-playing-pretend]

😳

[taciturnaberration]

six years of fried egg tshirt…

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

🎉 10 YEARS OF FRIED EGG ON A TSHIRT 🎉

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

12 years of fried egg on a t shirt wahoo

[spctrsgf]

WHY. WHY WAS I NOT MADE AWARE OF THIS GIF

[valtsv]

the only thing anyone really needs to know if they're new to tumblr is that no matter who you are, on this website you are Just Some Guy. remember this. if you don't, the rest of us will not hesitate to remind you.

[valtsv]

there is no "winning" or "networking" or "influencing" on tumblr, and if you attempt to introduce these things you will be kung pow penised to keep rent prices low

[dankmemeuniversity]

[deathgasmic]

“are you okay” no bro i constantly feel like i am too much but simultaneously not enough

[gauchogf]

[loservillesitgirl]

RICK SAYS THEYRE FILMING THE LOTUS CASINO SCENE AND THAT THERE ARE EASTER EGGS IM GOING TO PASS OUT BIANCA & NICO !!!!!!!!

[zeldick-oldaccount-deactivated2]

So many attractive people on here and I look like a fucking potato

[beardyoakenshield]

[stuckinapril]

“what’s your five year plan” bro i wake up every day confused by the fact that i’m even alive

[deaths-accountant]

to increase steel production 300%

[vajracchedika]

☝️

[pochacco]

i am stupid for free. no one pays me to be this stupid and i think that’s very brave

[animentality]

Elon Musk just bought Twitter, for those of you who didn't know.

Rip to @mommybigdick who's probably gonna get banned for being funny.

[ruinedchildhood]