Make it Whimsy

[memescomedy]

[toni-hiatus]

Ok but we’re forgetting the real holiday here

[princesconsuela]

[meme-theft]

[65-percent-puns]

PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON

[grotesquekaleidoscope]

heS SO ANGRY

[1999gorl]

me after finishing a movie: wow that was rly good!! im amazed

movie critics: trashiest movie ever created; possibly the worst movie of the year; complete disgrace

[wayoffbeat]

alternatively

movie critics: best movie of the year. revolutionary. it’s a cinematic masterpiece

me: what the actual fuck did I just watch

[b-rainrot]

[yallstillhere]

Now I can’t help but imagine a 60 year old seriel killer at a millenials door waiting, mad as fuck, checking his watch , and leaving out of frustration and writes a blog post about how millenials are ruining this country

[meanmisscharles]

Are Millennials Killing The Serial Killer Industry?

[minggom-archive]

odin: hey…. uh… loki…… son… why are you wearing… black and green….?

loki: i dunno i guess it just felt right

odin, nervously: o-oh???? :)))

[see-arcane]

loki: Look father I made myself a helmet with horns!

odin, sweating under the eye patch: good good that’s great good :)))))))

[lassoway]

me watching olympic figure skating: this is the most beautiful, elegant, and graceful routine I have ever seen in my ENTIRE life that deserved a gold medal

announcer: did y’all see their leg in the wrong place for .5 seconds they’re obviously a disgrace to their country

me: oh okay

[sageofstars]

“Rejection” erasure poetry by Ben Aaron

don’t get into grad school? make it art 

[cyborgteen-deactivated20180718]

ive said it a million times but poetry sucks

[sageofstars]

“i sucks” erasure poetry by Ben Aaron

[wahbegan]

chill the fuck out Ben it’s a rejection letter from grad school now a love note from your ex

[sageofstars]

“Love Note” erasure poem by Ben Aaron

[ultrafacts]

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[cosplayparental]

This is true btw. I did a report about Ann Boney in school and Read actually liked her back so they ran away together and were considered the two most terrifying pirates across the seven seas

[somewhat-honest-abe]

Lesbian Pirates

Give us this film

[halvedmimi]

Just fyi - many of the illustrations and statues of them show them with their breasts exposed.  This is not because they are sexualising lesbians but because these women often used to open their shirts and expose a breast when they killed a man just so the man’s dying thought would be the realisation that he was killed by a woman.

[opisaterf]

tits out for murder!!! a true aesthetic!!!

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[intjint]

D:

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

STAHP

[dashaibo]

Fun fact: that dolphin is doing that to get high.

[exslothsted]

He’s WHAT?

[dashaibo]

Yeah. Dolphins deliberately prick themselves on blowfish to get a small dose of their poison which makes them high.

[transsexual-activist-deactivate]

Dolphins are stoners? Im not even surprised

[frankenfemme]

[dippersballoon]

I saw an opportunity and I took it

[offline-kinq]

This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die

[brimb1e]

I’m kinda sad that I’ve seen all of these vines

[dogdownloader]

the worst part about the stereotype that young people are lazy is that it makes so much of our work seem invalid. i know so many kids who have 6+ hours of homework a day, do sports/extracurricular activities, have jobs, get less than 5 hours of sleep a night from studying, and still get dismissed as being lazy just cause their room isn’t clean

[theweirdwideweb]

[g00dnfruity-deactivated20221029]

[darkseid-deactivated20190806]

good news everyone!!!!

[fwizard]

thank GOD

[thexfiles]

[nostalgicountry]

Mood

[kuvaton]

[azure-girls-deactivated20200505]

Where did he get that?

[omnipointmuses]

He finished the winter event quest.