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gaby. lesbian. colombian. disabled. 25. she/ her

[franeridart]

The Housecat Philosophy - Ep 153

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[simena]

Anastasia Yarygina

[birdwarde]

Pigeons! Some of our oldest friends 💚

[messygoku]

for all of you:

[manuciruja]

you don't fully understand how awful english is until you have to translate it to another language

[manuciruja]

es bastante fácil darse cuenta cuando una oración en español fue directamente traducida del inglés porque tiene esa poca naturalidad caracteristica del peor idioma del mundo

[manuciruja]

cada vez que veo un gerundio medio raro en una oración hago un minuto de silencio por el pobre traductor

[thepeoplescommiequotes]

[latinotiktok]

[obsob]

spell caster >:3

✶print shop!! ✶

[markovchaingang]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

[abalidoth]

6. If x and y are my daughters, then there exists a set that has x and y as elements.

7. You can fold my daughter through any two points.

8. I have exactly one daughter parallel to a given line passing through a given point.

[inthefallofasparrow]

9. If my daughter is hung on the wall in the first act, then in the following one she must be fired. Otherwise don't put her there.

10. When two or more daughters are offered for a phenomenon, the simplest daughter is preferable.

11. Any sufficiently advanced daughter is indistinguishable from magic.

12. Without a clear indicator of intent, it is utterly impossible to parody my daughter without someone mistaking it for the genuine article.

13. My daughter is nine-tenths of the law.

[dysphoria-things]

forcefem and forcemasc are OUT. we’re force-emoing tonight

[dysphoria-things]

reblog to make prev listen to my chemical romance and wear black ripped jeans and bad eyeliner. key word here is make. you WILL be emo

[del3141]

i was force-emo'd as a kid actually. when i was a young boy, my fa-

[escuerzoresucitado]

[chiptrillino-art]

(ID in ALT Text)

its not like i dislike the canon design! i just... can't help myself ;;;

also aang is my exception to the 'no cape' rule

[reibub]

you've caught me at a very young justice '98 time in my life

[jellybracelet]

they should invent a drug that makes you talk normaler so people like you

[peach-pot]

being anti-amatonormativity in a romance centered world is like watching half the people you know put all their eggs in one basket and then drop the basket and all their eggs break and they’re crying and swearing they’re never gonna do that again and then a month later they have all new eggs in a new basket and they tell you the problem was they didn’t have a strong enough basket or fresh enough eggs and then they drop the fucking basket again.

[peach-pot]

(this post is about putting all your time, energy, and care into one relationship, about staking all your happiness on a romantic relationship, effectively making the entirety of your joy and stability dependent on one person who could exit your life for any number of reasons no matter how great the relationship seems. it’s about the societal expectation to build your entire social life around one long term relationship, putting all your eggs in that basket, so to speak, instead of tending to larger social network and maintaining a variety of strong connections so that even if one very important relationship comes to an end, you won’t be losing your whole social life in one fell swoop.)

[stupidlittledoodles]

He’s not very good but I like himb

[anxeious]