I'm going to have to pray...a lot

Everything's fine, no problem.

[goldenn-graphite-deactivated201]

if this aint the CUTEST video i’ve ever seen

(from the official minecraft instagram page)

[ducktbm]

The Endermen’s Stare

Some say, if you stare into the eyes of an endermen they will paralyze you, making you unable to move or look away-for obvious murder reasons-

Players call this “The Endermen’s Stare”

You can break free and escape relatively unharmed if you’re able to break eyecontact, usually by receiving help from someone else.

So do yourself a favour

Be Kind To Endermen

[chuckdrawsthings]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[delsinsfire]

DnD player alignment chart

[twitblr]

Dormant Predators

[cypresscapers]

[loueejii]

This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20.

[ocean-again]

reblog for that last bit to save a life

[smiling-grouch-deactivated20241]

If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move.

You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!

[deminat-20]

That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.

[letsgetoutofspace]

Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?  

[morgrimmoon]

Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.

[thepleasuregoblin]

“No weapon forged by mortal hands can slay me!” hits you with a rock

[thedurvin]

Do robots count as mortal? If not you could also use a car

[thedurvin]

Wait…very few weapons are forged by hand these days. Just use a damn gun

[cervinesatyr-deactivated2021083]

#or one of those-mall swords “No weapon forged by mortal hands can slay me” “This is a 30 dollar wallhanger from the flea market, it’s about as far from forged by hand as it gets” 

[brunhiddensmusings]

[texts-from-the-survey-corpses]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[rainbowchibbit]

Bekah 2020: He scream because the FedEx man knocked on the door

[waltzingwhimsy]

Millie 2020: I’m having too much fun with this

[reaperrmancer]

Mopmop 2020: W HA T

[thisisdefinitelyacreativename]

Dunning 2020: dad I miss playing DND when are we playing next

[sublimedreamschild]

My dad’s friend:

Michael 2020: But the drugs were fantastic.

[thisbibliomaniac]

Bibi 2020: I’m Irish. I’ll kill you if you want.

[friendly-spoodermin]

Brandon 2020: they should be banned by society

[manda-kat]

Manda 2020: Yep lol

[mothric]

Bry 2020: BIG FREAKING MOOD

[gt-ridel]

Gracie 2020: I’m waiting out back :)

[makerno]

Bear 2020: Thanks for the invite but I'm not going.

[mellifexfarm]

this is what a pigeon going through puberty sounds and acts like 

[kibutsug]

me waking up every morning

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Warlock is trying to contact a deity and fails miserably.

DM: The god you have dialed has been disconnected. Please hang up and try again. 

[lilaeleaf]

A backstory comic strip for Saana, my tiefling fighter.

I started this like a month ago and finally got around to finishing it! School is kicking my ass

[cheese24k]

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

[leradny]

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

[quasarkisses]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

[emilyelizabethfowl]

i love it so much every time i see it

[handsdeathandtaxes]

here's my latest creation

i call it

'lucio nO-'

[missheis]

Lucio (while being tackled by a police dog) : Oh my god what's their name-

[bunabi]

you’re a monster but its in your nature 🦆

[weird-nerd-quotes]

““I think I just got summoned by a higher being or a pervert.””

— It was both