Don't Count The Days, Make The Days Count...

I'm Marcela :) | Washington, DC | I just started exercising and I'm on the CPA (Certified Public Accountant) track and I'm currently studying for 2 out of 4 exams so most of the content is fitness- & studying-related but I'll post some random funny stuff.

[megahra]

Disney Gentlemen + Different ways to say “I love you”

[nap-hime]

Don’t forget the award winning “I love you”

[masochisticmarionette-blog-deac]

Wine cheat sheet for all you uncultured fucks. You’re welcome.

[tr-apstar]

Men are so fuckin weak dude I swear. Women are out there grindin like nothing’s wrong while bleeding out of their vaginas 7 days a month, cramps so bad we can barely function, pushing a human out of our hoohas, taking pills that fuck with our horomones just so you can hit it raw and you have the damn nerve to judge the size of our hips that have birthed the civilizations of the world like they were made to be admired by you? No. Next time you get flicked in the balls I don’t wanna hear u talk about how it’s so much harder being a man. Damn. Shout out to women. Don’t let men tell you shit.

[poryqon]

“When the weather gets cold in a few months you will complain about it then, so enjoy this heat” I will bitch about it now, I will bitch about it then, I will bitch about everything there is ever to bitch about, because guess what, Im a bitch

[elpiething]

I feel like this needs to be Seussified. 

I will bitch about heat.  I will bitch about cold.  I will bitch about sunshine, and about growing old.  I will bitch about everything, inside and out. You will find there is nothing I can’t bitch about. 

[themightytej]

[butterflyinthewell]

I’m laughing so hard at this post right now omg.

[thesociaijusticecourier-deactiv]

Perfection.

[sleek-siren]

I love it

[healthyishappydarling-deactivat]

The Rock always keeps it real

[actualdogvines]

[elfauno]

[lemme-holla-at-you]

X

[badgyaljen]

i panic at a lot of other places besides the disco

[studydiaryofamedstudent]

Some studying on a Saturday 📖 today I’m translating some stuff, going thru some flashcards and at one point I plan on watching another episode of “bones” 😊 how is you day looking?

[sawahbodien-deactivated20161031]

Turned our old dinner table into a desk by the window 👌

[itsoundslikethis]

[rebeccaminkoff]

[awwww-cute]

[reallyabitch]

i met this pretty lady today who likes to sleep in plants

[fadedmapdots]

[unalike]

[danielodowd-deactivated20170124]

itsjustyes