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Never using Tumblr again, this ban is stupid x

#byefolks

i spent the first part of my life as an overachieving gifted child and now i am a dumbass by choice. i’ve never been so happy

tsolingas

This has honestly helped my mood a lot thank you

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i say a lot of smart things in mostly dumb ways

th3diff3r3nt1

What if you said really dumb things in smart ways?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

then you belong in academia

aroacevampire

What about saying really dumb things in dumb ways?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

a promising career in republican politics

pukicho

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise

luteyandthemermaid

i beg to differ

pukicho

Then Beg

unregardless

professor: *sends out an email to the entire class about some assignment*

me:

thebootydiaries

me,wandering the moors of ireland,jabbing a stick into various bogs: hozier if you’re in there i need you to come out and make new music please

oiltipped

some post: it’s okay if you haven’t done all these things yet! there’s no time limit and you move at your own pace! you shouldn’t be upset because you’re eighteen and none of it’s happened!

me, a 22yr old:

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a fairy tale where the princess stuck in the tower has nothing better to do so she just works out all the time and gets ripped and kills the dragon herself

glumshoe

the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

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if i feel an emotion one more time im gonna snap

tacticianofylisse

so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and

a ‘green/yes’ is a weakness, a ‘red/no’ is something that isnt a weakness, and a ‘?’ is something that has never been addressed but fucking riddle me this