nothing i say is true

Sam Dickinson let’s have a problematic age gap relationship

[chudbrini]

definitive 1OA charisma ranking:

1. marc-andré fleury

2. venus shining just after sunset

3. the first sip of a beer after a long day

4. snowdrops blooming after winter

5. the first bite of your favourite food

6. matthew schaefer

7. feeling leaves crunch under your feet again; the first to change colour once autumn arrives

8. flipping the first cigarette in a pack for good luck

9. every other NHL 1OA pick from the past 2 decades minus mcdavid

10. macklin celebrini

[pewpaws]

"i think this looks cool!! what do i wanna do... lefty" will smith you are my favorite person in the whole world

[mack-will]

gay trex wrists (x, x, x) *please note all of these were directed at mack.

my interpretation of ry's @sharkuteries post

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Ccan i hit?

I would parry every blow?

[boysharkmack]

will smith making it to heaven: what cloud the str8 boy learns how to take thick cock blowjob pov gang bang locker room special on?

god: GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[boysharkmack]

will smith making it to heaven: what cloud the tenderly fucking my boyfriend long aftercare words of affirmation asmr on?

god: GET OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[lizardtakethewheel]

(Im sure another version of this post exists already but this site is unsearchable so)

src

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

and the other thing about rpf is that it's like sure maybe their inner worlds are not as rich as we're making them out to be and they're not fucking with their eyes every time they look at each other. but you can't deny that sometimes those celebrities are acting exactly like You would act when you really really want to be friends with someone or you have a debilitating crush and you desperately need to be close to them. and that is beautiful. the human experience truly is universal

[sulkybender-retired04042026]

What's the fic you would write if you had the energy for it? Ambitious, complex, novel-length—the fanfic you'd make if you could.

[makingshport]

So happy to touch everybody except the one you have sexual tension with

[ohgodshutit]

the second he saw mack going to nuzzle against someone (x)

[saedyne]

i love love love learning about my mutuals via the sparsely-connected tidbits of personal lore they drop in the tags. online friends is my favourite text-based rpg

[tanlineswrites]

Helen of Troy

Rick Celebrini/Will Smith | explicit | 5.3k | by tanlines

Tags: Soft Dom/Sub, Praise Kink, Anal Sex, Barebacking, Age Difference, Coming Untouched, ambiguous undefined willmack dynamic

That’s how Rick operates, how he doles out affection – identify a concern, propose a solution, monitor for improvement.

[twigfawn]

Carrie Bradshaw + writing, Sex and the City

[passengerprincipessa]

every time there’s a video of two athletes being really physically affectionate with each other and people are like “there’s no platonic explanation for this” it’s like well actually there is, and it’s that if there were real feelings involved these men would literally never be caught dead touching each other in public

[scarycountry]

rick saw will suntanning in the backyard and hasn’t been able to stop thinking about it. he was like mack. go ask will if he wants to sit in the hammock with you. mack’s like why dad he looks chill there. don’t ask questions just do it. well do i have to be in the hammock too cuz i have stuff to do. no you have to be in the hammock, i need you to tell me how his skin feels like is it damp with sweat and can you see traces of sunscreen on it. he doesn’t wear sunscreen dada. he doesn’t wear sunscreen??? mack he has to wear sunscreen. are YOU wearing sunscreen?? yes dada i wear it. ok good. now go rub some on his back for me. well not for me. for him. and you. please go

[hockeysemiotics]

And what is wsh to you? 👀

gay

[hockeysemiotics]

what is mack to me? good question. he’s an undercooked piece of high protein dough. he’s the righteous irritation you feel when someone asks a stupid question. he’s got the wet smooth flesh of a shark. he was born when rick c made a wish upon a shooting star. the squishy body of a worm. he never bites the hand that feeds him but he will growl and thrash threateningly. he’s probably got dada and mama issues but will never address that in any meaningful way. hes my gay cat. he’ll do anything to get people to like him except for things he doesn’t want to do :/ he’s jesus if jesus were reborn a third time. the second time is obviously mcdavid. he’s got a billion mental disorders all related to hockey but he’s pretty well adjusted all things considering. he’s like if an only child had siblings. he’s my ouppy baby wuppy. my pibble even. if he wanted 20m he should’ve got it. he’s a chud who’s life only just began when he met his equally chud soulmate. he’s my ice cold fridge who lies about being filled with chocolate milk and it’s actually just flavourless protein shakes, with maybe one sweet strawberry gently placed there by his Will. he’s patient zero for can only ever be himself disease. and it’s terminal. he’s the cool rock u find at the beach but have to leave behind. hes a stick of sharp spearmint gum. i think he’d pull apart like a cheese string. hes a neurotic horse that kills people. he’s my cutes. he’s like if a plum was a person. and he’s ginger