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memewhore

Sometimes I'll be trying to fall asleep and "smork alam" will just pop into my head and I start giggling.

Cat plays theremin

the sustained note with the big-eyed stare… like… yes that sound is a perfect auditory representation of what is going on in the cat’s brain

animentality

Twitter threads are incomprehensible and dense and while they insist you can be "ratioed," you technically never win a Twitter argument.

On Tumblr you can win so decisively, you force that blog to deactivate and then that post will drag around that user's dead fucking body for all of time.

Every time you see it, it's a victory lap around a coffin that we'll never bury. It's astounding.

theshitpostcalligrapher

right i’m about to pass out but i saw this and i couldn’t NOT

opafginger

beardedmrbean

Appropriate move

psychoticcrippleandposims-deact

Transcript?

redknight7146

Audio Transcript:

REPORTER: "...gonna go... This is gonna go right over... Uh, right over my house. So, very close to my house, uh, which again is in the Chevy Chase area, Bethesda area, uh, this is along Wisconsin Avenue as well, so heads up if you live along Massachusetts or Wisconsin Avenue."

REPORTER (into phone): "Ken, you there, buddy?"

KEN: "Yeah?"

REPORTER: "Uh, hey man, I want you to, uh, get down in the– in the basement. We got a tornado warning. Alright, so I wanna make sure you and– you and Kyle get downstairs as soon as you can, okay?"

(he pauses as his son responds)

REPORTER: "Yeah, get down there now, get in the, get in the, in that bath– in that bed– uh, in the bedroom down there. And just kinda wait for, like, 10 to 15 minutes, okay? Do it now. Alright, thanks buddy."

REPORTER (to camera): "Alright, so, that was, uh, just, y'know, gotta warn my kids, because I know what my kids are doing right now, they're probably online gaming and they're not seeing this, so we have a tornado warning, hopefully they saw it on their phones. Many of us got it on our phones, in the news room, I heard the phones go off–"

End Transcript

alexseanchai

makes it really clear to other viewers under the tornado warning what the stakes are and what the appropriate response is

churlfriend

intercourse with a vampire or whatever

marlynnofmany

*giant wind gust outside*

Me: “Don’t say it.”

My Brain:

dykeiero

the horrors are returning everyone!!!! clap if you’re excited for the horrors

dykeiero

[weakly] did everyone have fun at the horrors

goon

this is the best thing to happen to twitter

thepieking

¾ of this is true and the dick thing could still be true.

reh-hateshumans

i wholeheartedly believe i deserve fangs

vampiric-pansy-deactivated20231

When will Tobias learn that making Copia more relatable won't make the Ghesties back down? Man has autism, a GI-trac problem, and a superiority/inferiority complex with a side of parental issues, oh and a boat load of unprocessed trauma he definitely has. Toe Fungus is actively making this satanic antipope a safe-space and expects people not to worship and be obsessed with Copia. He is failing successfully here.