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These dudes are fucking legit. They don’t just show up one day in court, either, they actually make friends with the kids and let them know they have a support system and that there are people in the world who care about them and will always have their back. And less important, but also cool, is that the few times a couple of them have come into my cafe, they’ve been super friendly and polite and when I told one of the guys that I noticed his Bikers Against Child Abuse patch and wanted him to know how awesome I thought he was because of it, he got kind of shy and blushed and said, “The kids are the awesome ones, we just let them know they’re allowed to be brave.”
The source is long, but so, so good. These men and women are available in 36 states, 24 hours a day to stand guard at home, in court, at school, even if the child has a nightmare. Many of them are survivors of childhood abuse as well, and know what it’s like to feel scared and alone.
In court that day, the judge asked the boy, “Are you afraid?” No, the boy said.
Pipes says the judge seemed surprised, and asked, “Why not?”
The boy glanced at Pipes and the other bikers sitting in the front row, two more standing on each side of the courtroom door, and told the judge, “Because my friends are scarier than he is.”
Actual tears.. hnngh
Show me more of people like this, world. I give up on humans too easily.
where do i sign up for this,i want to be in this gang
This is fucking amazing. It may be out of character for me to say this but rock on
Bikers Against Child Abuse was founded in 1995 by a Native American child psychologist whose ride name is Chief, when he came across a young boy who had been subjected to extreme abuse and was too afraid to leave his house. He called the boy to reach out to him, but the only thing that seemed to interest the child was Chief’s bike. Soon, some 20 bikers went to the boy’s neighborhood and were able to draw him out of his house for the first time in weeks.
Chief’s thesis was that a child who has been abused by an adult can benefit psychologically from the presence of even more intimidating adults that they know are on their side. “When we tell a child they don’t have to be afraid, they believe us,” Arizona biker Pipes told azcentral.com. “When we tell them we will be there for them, they believe us.” ( Article)
More about BACA, from their site
My parents are a part of this organization and they are metal af
They go on runs to protect the child if they feel even the slightest threatened no matter where. If the child needs them to go on vacation with them, they do. Bikers come from across the nation to watch over and take shifts for these kids. And the best part is once you’re adopted into this family as a BACA kid, you’re always one. Even when you’re 40 and the perp gets released from jail, they’ll come meet with you and find your best options for avoiding the person and maintaining the life you’ve built for yourself. Once a BACA child, always a BACA child. In Florida, there’s 100% rate for identifying the perp based on the child’s testimony. Why? Because BACA stands with the child and supports the child so they feel comfortable enough to point out their attacker.
What’s better than a badass biker gang being on your side???
NATIVE AMERICAN CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST WHO IS A BIKER AND NAMED HIMSELF CHIEF HELL YES I’M HERE FOR THAT AND BIKERS BEING BAD ASS TO PROTECT KIDS. HELL YEAH.
it’s back! I will always reblog BACA
Damn good people.
I know they wouldn’t consider themselves such, but these people are freaking heroes and the world is a better place because of them.
Hey folks, it talks about this in the article but its not mentioned in this post, BACA is a 501 © (3) charity that depends in part on donations to help pay for stuff like gas for their bikes. If you want to help, consider donating.
@copperbadge You like posting about heroes, Sam. Seems like this would be up your alley.
I love these folks! I’ve reblogged them before but it’s wonderful to see the donation information has been added.
Always reblog. Keep doing what you’re doing y'all.
Guys? This post changed my life. I saw this post. Forever ago. And thought it was only in america… and wished desperately that they could help me. But then I saw it again, during a bad episode, and checked their site. They aren’t just in the USA
They’re in Canada as well and probably other countries. I met and talked with a native guy who runs the place near me. His name is Shaman. I got in, and I’m considered a BACA child now. Despite being 17, turning 18 when I talked to them. They spent time with me when my abuser was over, they gave me therapy resources. They give you something called a ‘level 1′ where they go to your house with as many bikers as they can, i shit you not a solid 20-40 bikers came from even out of province, and met me. I got to choose my biker name and I got a vest with patches on it and my name on it. They all hugged a Teddybear before giving it to me, and told me if I ever felt the BACA bear was running out of love, to give them a call and they’d refill it for me, and then I got a ride on one of their bikes. Just a day or so ago I went to an annual party with them and they we ate food one of them cooked and had a lot of laughs.
I’ve never felt as loved as I did being a part of the BACA family. They also gave me dog tags with the names, and phone numbers of my 2 workers. So I can call them whenever I feel scared.
BACA is an absolutely wonderful group that will do everything in it’s power to help any child whos been abused.
And it doesn’t end when you’re 18 either. As long as you get in contact/get your level 1 before you’re 18? you’re ALWAYS a BACA kid. I’m 18 now and they still invite me to parties, ask me if I’m okay, and are there for me. They’re still trying to find me resources for therapy.
BACA has changed my fucking life.
I hope you all can read this, and reblog it knowing from someone who fucking been with them, that they are absolutely amazing.
This is truly amazing, I’m so glad people like this exist
This needs to be reblogged. Because.
Here is a list of countries that they have chapters in! (Straight from their website):
United States
Australia
Belgium
Canada
Denmark
Germany
Spain
France
Greece
Iceland
Italy
Netherlands
New Zealand
Austria
Switzerland
Sweden
United Kingdom
http://bacaworld.org/chapters/
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Reblogging again for the fuckboy who ignored it the first time
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT
*slow clap for australia* shit mates. Wow.
I will probably reblog this once a day
yeah australia represent!!
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Meta: Final Problem is John’s Dying Brain
In The Final Problem, a dying John is deducing both what happened to Sherlock’s sister, and his own heart.
This is a long scene by scene meta, but it’s taken me from a non-believer (we’ve been betrayed) to fairly convinced we’re going to see something else, a beautiful resolution. I have purposely not studied other people’s meta on this, to see whether we can independently come up with something similar. Plenty of evidence elsewhere that what we are seeing is NOT real.
John’s dying brain
So what do we see in John’s dying brain? It’s a mix of regrets, self-discovery and hope, wish-fulfilment and misunderstanding. In TFP John is deducing both what has happened to Sherlock’s sister (with a healthy dose of film lore - he’s been watching too many films), and also deducing what is happening in his own heart.
He sees Sherlock as in control, incredibly smooth and good-looking, much different from the very messed up, raw Sherlock we see in TLD. Perhaps Sherlock’s rawness and genuine concern is frightening for John.
He sees a Sherlock who values John for his contribution to cases, for being a solider. But he also starts to see the truth about Sherlock - a man who loves, him, Molly, Mycroft even.
He sees a man who has just sacrificed himself (the Governor) to save someone (his clearly loved wife) who dies anyway: Sherlock has sacrificed himself on multiple occasions (from TRF, to HLV, to his near-death experience in TLD), and all for nothing. John’s dying. Euros got them both.
Opening Scene on Plane We open on a doomed aeroplane reminiscent of Bond Air. AKA The flight of the dead. John is the girl, on the plane. There is a girl who wakes up (John returning to sort-of consciousness after gunshot), she tries her mother with no response (John is very much alone - no family that we yet know of, yet). He knows he needs oxygen. The oxygen masks are down, yet the plane seems to be flying smoothly, no signs of an explosion. Everyone else has died from lack of oxygen to the brain, which is what will happen to him soon.
He gets on the phone which is ringing, looking for help. Moriarty is back. Sherlock has never explained why he believes Moriarty is dead, so this is a realistic fear for John. (John is maybe attempting to telephone for help, or contact Sherlock, perhaps Eurus is doing it for him, to make Sherlock suffer.)
John and Sherlock’s Hoax This is all hoax sign-posting. We see Mycroft watching a (fake) film, which has lots of innuendo about an investigator and a young lady. Others have commented already. The dialogue refers to Christianity, Adam and Eve, and the start of all human misery. This may be relevant to the internalised homophobia affecting John. John is trying to get help from Mycroft at this point.
Mycroft tries to escape, trying the doors. (John’s remembrance of Eurus locking the doors, rather obviously in TLD). There follows an insane, nightmare-like sequences of film references which point to not just the hoaxing of Mycroft, but a wider hoax. This is John’s dying brain mixing up his favourite films: Mycroft with a sword, The Shining, clowns, the Bond film tune We have all the time in the world. We get a lot more of this imagery later.
Mycroft’s “Sherlock, help me” Is John in real life asking Sherlock for help for his gunshot wound.
221B and the Drone “Memories can resurface, wounds can re-open, and yours have been waiting a very long time.” (Referring to John’s emotional wound, which has not been fully explored yet.) We see Eurus’ jumper (turns out to be a cardigan) looks identical to a famous John jumper. From this point on we assume John = Eurus. The child checking their muscles could even be John - he did become a doctor. We see John’s memories of things Mycroft has said about Redbeard the dog, also possibly Sherlock’s heart, as well as Sherlock as a pirate. Mycroft has previously used both Redbeard and Sherlock as pirate as ways to demonstrate that Sherlock has a heart. Maybe this is John finally internalising it.
Lady Bracknell - set up for later, and a hint this is not real. Could be John wondering what will happen to his baby Rosie, who he has left with someone, presumably, whilst he goes to therapy. He doesn’t want to abandon her like Earnest was accidentally abandoned.
“Demons beneath the road” - this sounded literary so I google it. No luck. However, if we’re talking about fairy tales (and we are, they are mentioned elsewhere in TFP), a demon beneath the road could be a troll. Trolls are evil creatures which like to hand out below bridges (roads) in fairy tales. What is a troll? Someone who fishes from a line behind the boat, hoping the fish will snatch. Also someone who cleverly, deliberately and secretly upsets people, using fake stories and arguments in order to provoke an emotional response.
The drone bomb is known as the ‘patience bomb’ - because you have to keep still and patient. The Patience DX 707 is also the name of a clinical thermometer. Mycroft mentions he’s authorised the purchase of a few over the years… so I bet has John. At this point John is being treated by paramedics, they’re referring to him as the patient. They’re sticking a thermometer in him. He’s partially aware. He remembers his daughter (Sherlock - He’s got a daughter, might want to phone her. This could be happening in reality.) There’s also a flash of fire. Possibly a defibrillator?
And where do we go next? That’s right…
The Fishing Boat John is remembering how Sherlock always wanted to be a pirate - he’s starting to figure out Sherlock’s heart. He’s surrounded by yellow jackets. Could be emergency services. John’s unconscious here. Sherlock, John and Mycroft are together, no sign of any injury though his brain is trying to tell him it’s not real - he’s in a story (the phone call about Mycroft being in hospital, when he’s on the boat - really they should ALL be in hospital after than explosion). This is such a dream sequence - explosion, then on a fishing boat, no injuries. I wonder if they’re in the same clothes (no time to check). Helicopter - background helicopter could be emergency services. Sherlock’s jump onto the boat, coat flying, is reminiscent of TRF. Sirens, alarms and lights could all be the ambulance/hospital.
Eurus’ Cell Eurus’ cell is a prison within a prison. Eurus’ cell = John’s heart, what he has locked away. Eurus=John=scared child in plane. She gives Sherlock her violin. John knows that if he dies, Sherlock will need a new violin to express his emotions, as his has been destroyed in the (not real) explosion.
John imagines Sherlock playing Irene’s tune (if it really is), and imagines this shows Sherlock has had sex. He’s jealous. He still doesn’t understand.
John starts to deduce (he’s not stupid) how Eurus escaped and he’s struggling to communicate that in real life to Sherlock. He’s dying but he’s trying to keep Sherlock from further danger, and alert him to his own: Vatican Cameos. But his worst nightmare happens - Sherlock ignores Vatican Cameos. That would never happen.
Interestingly Eurus/John admits he had sex - with someone - didn’t know or care if it was a man or a woman. It broke them. John is bi. Not sure how it broke them.
So now Eurus/John is locked in a glass cell, rather like a glass closet - that place in Hollywood where gay actors and gay couples are known by insiders to be gay, but have not officially announced it.
But the glass isn’t real. When Sherlock get close, he finally realises that he can break through the glass wall. Eurus/John can escape his prison. The glass, incidentally, also says “Elephant Glass. Shock Proof”. John (in Eurus’ voice) realises that Sherlock can see a lot, but he has not been able to see the truth about John’s heart.
Then we have Moriarty doing a taunting emergency announcement, naming all sorts of films - hints this is all a creation of John’s mind as he deals with the trauma of dying (rather like Redbeard). The sequence becomes weird and crazy dreamlike. John sinks to a deeper level of unconsciousness, this is where we find Moriarty, like in Sherlock’s dying mind palace, right at the bottom.
John realises finally that Moriarty is gay. Which explains rather a lot about his interactions with Sherlock. Maybe he didn’t pick that up before. We also get the ‘I want to be free’ music sung by the most famous gay rock star in history, a gay anthem about wanting to be free. John/Eurus wants to be free of this cell he/she has voluntarily returned to.
Euros meets Moriarty: John deducing how Eurus escaped?
The Governor We’re at 50% of the screenplay here. This should be a turning-point, or where the story becomes about something else, and I think it is where John starts to figure out love.
There are interesting parallels between John/Mary and the Governor and his wife. Either John or Mycroft have to kill to save the Governor’s wife (Mary). John asks himself, via the Governor, what he would do to get his wife back. John looks extremely uncomfortable, and ultimately will not sacrifice himself (or presumably Sherlock) just to save Mary. He tries and he tries. He tells himself he’s doing the right thing, the Governor is doing the right thing, but he can’t do it. “You’re doing a good thing. So are you.”
The Governor sacrifices himself to save his wife, but to no purpose - Sherlock has sacrificed himself so many times, and all for nothing - John is dying.
Eurus/John: We should have fitted you with a cardiograph… Want to see inside John’s heart, how does he really feel about his wife.
Then Eurus reveals this scene is not about saving Mary/Governor’s wide, but about revealing their hearts and emotions, and their morals. Mary/Governor’s wife dies anyway.
We then flick back to the plane sequence so quickly it’s impossible it could happen in real time, further proof it’s not real. Sherlock is very gentle with the girl/John. I think this is Sherlock talking to a dying John. John also sees now how Sherlock can be gentle when he cares, like at the end of TLD.
Three Garridebs Such a disappointment for all the TJLC fans. The Garridebs were literally left dangling - in other words, they (and we) are being kept in suspense about them, this case, which is the most gay of the stories, and which we have all been waiting for.
The Buffalo Gun links to Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs, and is problematic on its own.
But why are the Garridebs different? In Conan Doyle, the 3 Garridebs is actually a ridiculous, made-up story, as Sherlock notes in canon, full of discrepancies. Garrideb 1 is actually James Winter aka Killer Evans, who killed 3 men in the US. 2nd Garrideb is entirely made up so Killer Evans can get to the hidden forgery fake again equipment under his house. 3rd Garrideb is the only real one. But why do they have different names now? In canon we had Nathan, Howard, and ‘John’. John was the killer. In Sherlock we had Alex, Howard, and Nathan. Alex was the killer.
Sherlock’s deduction of the killer (John/Alex) is similar to his deduction of John being the shooter on their first night together, ASiP.
Euros notes that the case itself doesn’t matter, she just wanted to see how Sherlock reacts to the people around him. John wonders what his position in Sherlock’s life is - he can help with guns, and military deductions. He has value. Interestingly Sherlock glances at John when he mentions being soldiers. Has John finally realised that Sherlock has an attraction to soldiers, that all the nice boys like a… soldier?
Coffin The third problem - this is a complex, absolutely crucial scene.
Sherlock talks gently to girl/John/Eurus, trying to get clues. Mycroft wants to sacrifice the girl/John/Eurus for the greater good. Sherlock won’t.
Eurus/John: “Someone’s about to die.. Tragedy.. So many words unsaid et cetera et cetera.” Holy cow. That’s what John said to his other therapist, when Sherlock ‘died’, it’s what Sherlock was saying before going to his supposed death in the plane. John is realising here that what he and Sherlock have both not managed to say is: I love you.
This is not about Molly. It’s about the fact that John is about to die, and neither he nor Sherlock ever got the guts to tell each other how they really felt.
Everything Sherlock was deducing about the coffin would work for John too (in fact I thought it was, at first, great, double, triple, bluff)” Short, practical about death (army doctor, suicidal), no close relatives, probably not much money, alone, unmarried.
Mycroft: “It’s for somebody who loves Sherlock.”
John is eliminating candidates for Sherlock’s heart - is it Irene? No. Is it Molly? Does Molly become a mirror of John here? Making tea, not having a good day - she looks ill. John’s having a bit of a bad day too. Sherlock’s full of complicated emotions John/Eurus can’t understand.
“I love you.” Sherlock says this to Molly, but also to John as he lies dying. Does John flat-line here?
But it’s all just a game. Real Molly wasn’t in danger. Sherlock refuses to accept he lost, that John is pretty much dead now. He calls it ‘vivisection’, referencing Silence of the Lambs again. John also sees Sherlock understands what he has done to Molly by taunting her and ignoring her over the years.
Empty Room Possibly references The Empty House - the first Canon story after Reichenbach, and The canon Last Problem. John has possibly died.
John/Eurus now asking himself how important he is to Sherlock. He’s getting so close. Is he family or friend? Or both?
Via Mycroft he accepts that Sherlock needs him, John, more than anything in the world, but he still sees himself, via Mycroft, as a stupid little man. He eventually realises that Sherlock loves him whatever, and Sherlock doesn’t really think he’s stupid.
Moriarty is mentioned by Eurus, specifically that he always wanted to see this. John realises that Moriarty always knew what it took John so long to figure out - that John is Sherlock’s heart, the heart that will be burned out go him.
John sees Sherlock ready to sacrifice himself again to save John - and refers to the Governor, who tried to sacrifice himself to save his wife. John realises that if he dies, Sherlock will lose his will to live.
Then Eurus hits them all with tranquilliser darts. Because this is one weird, oxygen-deprived dream. John’s just been anaesthetised for surgery.
Wells and cells We see John/Eurus in their matching jumpers again. Then Sherlock says “Are you there?” to girl in plane, but it’s John (alsoEurus/girl in plane) who answers. John’s in the well - which is all very silence of the lambs again, he’s been unconscious for hours (I suspect he’s been in surgery).
“Are you okay?” says Sherlock, gently, raw, just like in TLD.
John is chained to the bottom of the well, in a scene far too reminiscent of Sherlock’s dying moment, in HLV at the bottom of his tower/stairwell (same shape), where Moriarty was chained at the bottom. But in John’s brain it’s him that’s chained, he can’t his own self that won’t let him escape and rise back out of the well/tower, to living a free, honest life. John is dead.
John discovers the bones of Victor/Redbeard. Does John deduce that the death of a dog wouldn’t have been enough to traumatise Sherlock to the extent that he forgoes love and affection for the next 30 years? John realises that Sherlock’s been held back from allowing himself to feel/declare love due to his childhood trauma, which has made him keep his psyche safe by not allowing love to enter. But he, John, is redbeard, Sherlock’s heart, and looks uncommonly like the little Victor. John has re-awoken Sherlock’s heart? (Not entirely sure on all this.)
Then Sherlock is trying to figure out how to get Eurus/John back. John is dead, drowning in the well - drowning in his own blood, and now floating above them, like in the plane. It’s the 80% structural turning point - the dark night of the soul.
Sherlock literally breaks the 4th wall of his cell.
There’s a few interesting comments I can’t quite figure out - “I am lost, who will find me?” Someone wants to causes trouble after her death (Mary?).
Fake gravestones - more gothic horror, but they, like the story, are not real. “Without your words,” says Eurus. “He will be gone.” Ostensibly referring to Victor, but in reality it’s John realising that only Sherlock saying he loves him can save him?
The Secret Room Sherlock figures out that to save John and the girl, and Eurus, who are all in the same room, he has to find Eurus, John’s locked broken heart, and show it love. The bleeps of the plane could well be medical bleeps as John starts to come back to life.
“I’m going to die,” says John.
In this insane story, John’s mind has created ‘the perfect metaphor’: He is ‘high above, all alone’ - he’s in a coma. But at last he understands everything about his heart and Sherlock’s. The only thing he doesn’t know is how to get back to consciousness from this coma.”You understand everything, except how to land.”
Sherlock: “No, it’s not too late… open your eyes. I’m here.. You’re not lost anymore.”
This refers back to John’s heartbreaking speech to Sherlock’s gravestone after TRF. “I was so alone, and I owe you so much.” And.. “There’s just one more thing… Don’t. Be. Dead.”
The End - John in a coma We don’t find out exactly how John was saved, but I’m assuming it’s the realisation Sherlock loves him. Given that he’s raised from the well, like Sherlock taking the staircase in his death-well, but now his feet are miraculously not chained, I’m assuming John has now thrown off his internal/past wound chains that were keeping him trapped, and can now come out.
Then we return to Eurus’ cell - whether the real Eurus, or John’s hospital room is unclear. Mrs Holmes does her “Alive all these years?” Lady Bracknell impression. Could these be representative of John’s own parents, being found by Sherlock and brought to John’s bedside. Mycroft refers to Uncle Rudi again. Uncle Rudi is a German painting whose purpose was to whisper to German citizens about their own culpability in not challenging Nazism. Are John’s parents homophobic about his sister Harriet, and that stopped John ever coming out? But John’s/Eurus’ parents come through, or perhaps John comes through, for love of Rosie as well. The parents, whoever they are, accept their child, whatever they are (mad, crazy, broken, gay, bi, straight), and say - we love you, whatever.
“I said I’d bring her home.” Not sure whether that’s Sherlock talking about John, to John, about Rosie, or about his real life Eurus sister.
Then we have Sherlock devotedly visiting Sherrinford prison to play the violin to his sister. OR, is he devotedly playing the violin to a comatose John, trying to get through to him by playing a song of love? It’s just John never realised what love ‘Irene’s song’ referred to.
To me the final sequences - Sherlock playing to John (that’s what you do to people in comas, isn’t it), and rebuilding Baker Street - are Sherlock painting the life they’ll have together when/if John recovers. A life of the adventure Sherlock always believed John wanted more than anything (the thing Sherlock believes John sees in him). He’s talking and playing John out of his coma, and, perhaps rebuilding John’s brain, just as they rebuild the battered, burned shell of 221B.
In the final episode, we will see John recover from a coma, the real 3 Garribeds moment (not the one they literally dangled in front of us), and the two of them dealing with Eurus. And as John won’t have actually consciously heard Sherlock’s declaration of love, and there’s still some misunderstandings, they’re both going to have to reveal their hearts.
You… you told me once that you weren’t a hero. Umm, there were times I didn’t even think you were mouse, but let me tell you this: you were the best mouse, and the most mouse… mouse being that I’ve ever known, and no one will ever convince me that you told me a lie, and so… There. I was so alone, and I owe you so much. Please, there’s just one more thing, one more thing, one more miracle, Basil, for me. Don’t… be… dead. Would you, just for me, just stop it? Stop this.
it was nice knowing you all bye
“Abstinence is not immortality.”
WHAT!!!!
No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa
#death from above
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JAPAN
by the way, by the way, you do things to my body;
Thank you for coming to my presentation you are dismissed.
We can talk about that goddamn shitty movie Maleficent till the cows come home, go on and on about how stupid it is to make such a simply evil but awesome villain the martyr for no goddamn reason.
But you know what I want?
I want a spinoff of the Beauty and the Beast about the one who cursed Adam (the beast,) the Enchantress.
Because this bitch
This fucking bitch, is possibly as evil, maybe even more evil and sadistic than Maleficent.
The Enchantress cursed the prince because he failed a test, he was unkind to her because she presented herself as an ugly old hag. She turned him into a werewolf minotaur hybrid (fucking cool I’ll give her that,) because he was rude to her and didn’t want her rose.
So she cursed him, along with every single one of his servants. What did his servants have to do with any of this? Why are they being punished?
Not only that, but this stood out to me when I watched the movie again. When the spell is broken, all of the monstrous statues and art pieces transform into graceful, beautiful ones, I’m assuming that’s what they looked like before.
So this enchantress not only cursed him and his servants (oh and his fucking DOG DID I MENTION THAT) she took away every beautiful thing he had, replacing them with things like goblins, dragons, ghouls and other monsters, just to remind him what he was and what she had done to him, and he would have to look at them every single day.
I’m going to rightfully assume she provided the magic mirror as well, all of the magic in the movie stems from her, the mirror most likely came from her. His only window to the outside world is a handheld mirror, so he can fucking look at himself.
But you know what the kicker is?
If we take these two lines into consideration
“The rose, which was truly an enchanted rose, which would bloom until his 21st year” ~Narrator
“Ten years we’ve been rusting…” ~ Lumiere
We can reasonably deduce that the Enchantress cursed the prince when he was eleven years old.
I want this filthy green bitch publicly exposed.
Not only did she curse an 11 year old, she cursed an 11 year old PRINCE in the middle of a dark night who refused a stranger shelter because, get this, I’m 20 and if some weird old lady showed up at my door in the middle of he night and was like Yo Can I Sleep Here i would probably just close and lock my door because!!!!
Who is she!!!! I don’t know her!!!! What if she tried to kill me or stole everything!!
This boy is a prince living in a palace of luxury and he was probably given the “don’t talk to strangers” talk by his (dead??) royal parents!! Or at least Mrs. Potts!! He was probably like this lady’s gonna steal our silverware and candle sticks in the middle of the night and all she’s giving me is a rose that was probably picked from our own garden?? Bye lady.
im going to bed for a week
Straight boys be like
SMH
Jesus Christ
Straight men are a mistake.
Sketch to final line…it’s just that simple people ^_~