The hoo-hoo man summoning ritual
-a candle, or flashlight, cellphones don’t work
-an empty house, full of plants inside, near the forest or countryside
The steps to summon the hoo-hoo man are the following;
WARNING !!! You must acknowledge what kind of forces you’ll be dealing with during this game. Do not proceed if you’re not sure of doing it.
During the first spring day, where all the flowers bloom and the grass is greener than ever, go outside at the forest’s entrance. Bring your plant with you
-Stand facing towards your house, giving your back to the forest and repeat out loud;
“Inch by inch, row by row, someone bless this seeds i have shown”
-After this cut the plant with your scissors
-If you don’t hear anything at this point, the ritual failed, you are able to look back and return to your home, sleep with the crucifix near you and secure all entrances with salt just in case.
-If you hear a faint hoo-hoo in the distance, congratulations ! You have summoned the hoo-hoo man. The game has started
-Run towards your house, since the hoo-hoo man is unnaturally fast. Whatever you do DON’T LOOK BACK.
-Get into your house. Make sure you have your crucifix, holy water and salt with you. As well as the scissors, there are very important to keep you alive.
-At this point there’s no backing out. You must proceed to the end and defeat the hoo-hoo man.
-Proceed cutting and ripping all the plants and flower in your house, one by one, the hoo-hoo man takes his energy from them.
Be careful because as you do it you only anger him more.
-You will hear an ocasional hoo-hoo indicating he’s near. If that’s the case say out loud; “Millennial tree players are thots” that’ll keep him away.
-If you are unlucky enough, you will catch a glimpse of the hoo-hoo man.
His hair are dried up leaves, skin covered in dirt and ashy. His clothes torn apart and dirty as well.
-Proceed to keep cutting the plants. Once you’ve cut the last one, scream “there are no more plants for you to water, hoo-hoo man !” And room to a room, any room will do. At this point the hoo-hoo man is weakened enough.
-Secure all the entrances and windows with salt. Stay there and pray all night. DO NOT SLEEP OR LEAVE THE ROOM AT ANY MOMENT.
-Once the sun has risen up, you’re free to leave.
-Congratulations, you defeated the hoo-hoo man and won the game.
-If you’ve done the steps correctly, the hoo-hoo man should had left a bag full of gold coins
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