my other bike is a tree

[cursed-and-haunted]

I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like "this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol" when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every "classical" looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad

[cursed-and-haunted]

In case you're curious here's what I mean.

Renaissance(distinct lines, stability and the individual man):

Baroque (bold, chaotic, dramatic):

Romantic(romanticize the simple hard working life):

Do you see the difference?

[tom-spanks]

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

[scumfuckus]

[yiffpunk]

[heatseekingbehavior]

[nonbinarybeartrade]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[kawaki]

i don’t think you guys understand how much I think about this vid

[russkiizek-deactivated20210424]

Abandoned Soviet buildings aren’t near as depressing as fast food restaurants around every corner in America

[russkiizek-deactivated20210424]

this image is depression

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

everyone in the notes is flipping the fuck out and we get it your life focus is consumerism and you can’t imagine anything else exists!

[hydro-homies]

PSA for those who haven’t realized.

[skellydun]

[gilmorescreencaps]

[crunchbuttsteak]

Capital classes: I wonder why “eat the rich” and guillotine jokes are so popular among millennials?

Also Capitalists:

[jasper-rolls]

holy FUCK the bottom right

[unbreakablesoul]

[pearlsandink]

Men’s Rights Activists.

[itsaliceaubrey-deactivated20161]

OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION

[like-ghosts-inthe-ssnow]

[mqs1-deactivated20180318]

mime owners: this is claude st. pierre, we adopted him two years ago. he’s a third generation french mime with roots in the early carnie awakening. we only feed him hand toasted vegan peanuts and paleo candy floss

fool owners: this is hoops he likes jokes

[gamecubewizard]

this post came from a darker universe

[fandomshatepeopleofcolor]

Life imitates art

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

this is literally the real life version of getting the right answer on a math test by using the wrong function

[cocainesocialist]

the liberal - conservative dichotomy is a battle about which billionaire is going to save the day and i’m here to tell you that none of them will and your interests as a working class person lies in class struggle

[9kand1]

[subtubitles]

[kesus-deactivated20180911]

This is all of us watching Pete and Ariana

[subtubitles]

[kesus-deactivated20180911]

This is all of us watching Pete and Ariana

[2winpeaks]

do u think someone ever got their dick sucked in space

[devilpantsu]

you cant get an erection in space. 

[2winpeaks]

why not?

[devilpantsu]

lack of gravity slows blood flow and lowers blood pressure. so you can’t get that space wood. and you cant orgasm without an erection. so the space suck would be disappointing for everyone. 

[2winpeaks]

ok but like what if the aliens have titties

[powerfulwizard]

You know those movies about those little nerd boys who get with really hot girls, and those girls eventually learn to settle for a little nerd boy because he’s kinda nice sometimes? Propaganda.

[castlesbyrs]

You know those movies and shows where the little nerd girl has to change absolutely every aspect that makes her, her, starting by her appearance, so she can get the really hot boy, while when it’s the other way around the girl just settles with the nerd boy? Propaganda.