[consecuences]

[computersloth-blog]

I’m blowing u a kiss it should arrive in 3-5 business days

[plumslices]

Giving birth is sooo crazy like . Im not doing tht lol!!

[againwiththeturtles]

I hate the phrase "pregnant pause" but I love the phrase "aborted gesture." tells you everything you need to know about MY politics

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[ticklefighthockey]

me seeing a take i disagree with and piously allowing it to pass (mostly) unremarked upon: I'm sort of like a modern day saint

[whichcouldmeanothing]

reblogged. reblogged. reblogged. youre all reblogged. none of you are free from my scrapbook

[mal-de-siecle]

are you sure these belong together, pinterest?

[maryoliveoil]

Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.

[mushroomushroom]

Maslow’s hierarchy of needs tramp stamp

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

hurrying home to my castle when i see lightning and remember that i left the frankenstein plugged in on the slab

[glubby]

Wait i can learn from my mistakes? Ohhhhh ok i was just using them to torment myself

[happyheidi]

[crimewave420]

movie

[sforzzz-deactivated20250426]

[yrbeecharmer]

giving myself a merit badge that says SURVIVED MARCH

[yrbeecharmer]

oh fuck. I’m so sorry. listening and learning