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— Where are we going? — We're going to get lost and end up back by the river. Like all our walks.

#had to make this cause the compliments and methods lines still pinball around my head #the irony isn’t lost on me after montreal #making the horrors look almost wholesome was a side effect of following the photo and the fire gift but amazing #this series is so aesthetically pleasing it makes me wanna eat glass #interview with the vampire #do you know what it means to be loved by death #no pain #i want you more than anything in the world #<- episode titles #louis de pointe du lac #armand #lestat de lioncourt #he's so annoying he wasn't supposed to be here but it wouldn't make sense without him #ok i hear myself #he’s like a mosquito to me (essential to the environment at great personal cost)#the vampire lestat #this season’s auction can be a river if you’re not a coward #fingers crossed the narrator eventually changes again (to tva)

#immediate death by heart tree impalement was fun and all but give me back ironborn i can chew on #a song of ice and fire #game of thrones #the prince of winterfell #dark wings dark words #house of the dragon #unbowed and unbent #yara greyjoy #theon greyjoy #now i need to make a compilation of these two whyyyyyyyyyyyy #hotd spoilers #cw rape #cw gore #cw violence #cw torture #cw blood #cw death

#headcanoning that armand and lestat have argued like this #imagine not only being able to feel the hm rage coursing through each other's systems their blood boiling but taunting them with it too #don't mind me binge scrapbooking to deal with the finale being leaked apparently two whole days before i can watch it #not sure armand's «off WITH the fingers» is right («through» or i don't know what else maybe makes more sense but i can't hear him)#the original captions also have him saying «down the road» instead of «down the throat» lol #billion dollar companies get your own captions right challenge (billion dollar companies don't censor your captions / be ableist challenge)#how do you call a sound track you approved «my sister's portrait» instead of «my sister is a butcher»#every time they call daniel mAlloy i #interview with the vampire #don't be afraid just start the tape #i have watched this episode a healthy amount of times #the vampire lestat #new york #louis de pointe du lac #armand #lestat de lioncourt #larry slater #salamander #alex slater #satan's night out #(minus tc)#cw blood #(can you even see it)#cw drugs #cw addiction #oh and of course louis almost kills himself and larry wants to kill himself and later does cause of a little mental nudge from armand #(not saying armand wanted louis to do that)#cw death #cw suicide

at home picking lint off the sofa 🤝🏾 at home waiting to hear the minute details

#✌🏻 at the penthouse guest bedroom like he can't hear them through the wall #choose your fighter #i can hear it so clearly #PICKING LINT?!? OFF THE SOFA?!? lmao it’s a suggested tag #picking lint off the sofa #i’m always surprised this series isn’t listed as a comedy (alongside horror)#52 years!! i’ve watched you 🟠👄🟠#louis saying «if it was just the two of us again cause yeah who else is gonna have us» to lestat?????#uh i can think of at least two other people #just off the top of my head #not to mention the disrespect to lemuel who's currently having him #interview with the vampire #don’t be afraid just start the tape #the vampire lestat #new york #armand #louis de pointe du lac #daniel molloy #devil’s minion

i just realised some people must think, in the character names (louis de pointe du lac, lestat de lioncourt, nicolas de lenfent, marius de romanus), de means the, and that’s why there are so many jokes like armand de kind. de means of or from, so it’d be armand de kindness. if you’re gonna make fun of his exceptional ethics, at least do it correctly.

#this is a joke (seriously not trying to be mean just had a nerdy revelation)#my favourites are (unrelated to his unethical behaviours) armand de sm5 and armand de ssociation #which are from tags on a fic #«such unfortunates» by sheofbadideas and shineforthee on ao3 #dee pharma though #there’s a the #interview with the vampire #the vampire lestat #armand

I wrote this song originally for Nicki. [...] someone else at the writers room table, and I'm pretty sure it was Jonathan Ceniceroz, [...] said, "Well, I mean, I hear what you're saying, like, that this is a song about Lestat and Nicki, but I'm looking at these lyrics, like, why couldn't this be a song about Lestat and Gabriella?" — Daniel Hart

#sorry if anyone's having a nice day but that kiss line’s been haunting me #(not that the incest isn't bad enough without it but it adds to the clues that lestat's lying (hopefully to no one's surprise)#when he recounts gabriella raping him like she started after the wolves) (not that i expect him to actually address it)#this post was supposed to be about nicolas but life imitates art etc #i barely remembered his character from the first seasons (which is fair cause he barely was there or did anything #beyond immediately calling armand a racial slur) and thought he was gonna be boring which is my bad and fucking hilarious in retrospect #rip nicolas you’d’ve loved fareed’s hookah blood with mood stabilisers and not being burned alive for self harming #by your partner and your boss he’s cheating on you with (but then again i wouldn’t trust him to respect fareed)#interview with the vampire #the vampire lestat #toronto #the devil's road #toledo #hit the lights #lestat de lioncourt #nicolas de lenfent #gabriella #cw homophobia #cw misogyny #cw death #cw incest #cw rape #cw abuse #cw blood #cw gore #cw violence #cw choking #cw racism #cw sanism #cw ableism

Half a century later, allow me my odyssey [of recollection].

#reposting cause i missed some «half» lines (there are more but i couldn't fit them well)#can't believe i complained about them not having enough scenes this season (solo duos and trio) (and i still stand by this)#just to get the first and only time (so far) armand and louis or the three of them are together #to be armand and daniel (temporarily) decapitating louis #why would they do this to me personally (he does act like he could benefit from cozy bowling bag / fridge time to look inward)#shout out to lestat for saying «half of two decades» instead of one decade or ten years when talking about his new orleans coffin #i thought he was trying to make a point but timeline wise it doesn't make sense (to me)#so i fixated on it and noticed this pattern despite being completely unrelated yay #interview with the vampire #like angels put in hell by god #don't be afraid just start the tape #after the phantoms of your former self #is my very nature that of the devil #the vampire lestat #new york #louis de pointe du lac #daniel molloy #devil’s minion #armand #and random manhattanite #cw blood #cw gore #cw drugs #cw death #cw suicide #cw burns

[...] his entire life has been, up until he became a vampire, and also after, just absolute torture,[...] he’s profoundly lonely and he’s profoundly terrified of being alone. Armand above everything, above wanting things or wanting people, wanting Louis, or even Daniel, to an extent, he wants to survive. And he needs to cling onto something to survive. He can’t off himself. He’s too afraid to do it. […] So if he has to do this, he’ll choose his coven[...].

I think he could see how painful it was for Claudia in a way that Louis couldn’t. And I think in a twisted way, he thought this might be a gift that I’m giving to her, the gift of… Death. [...] Armand regrets HOW it happened. But he knows that Claudia was always destined for tragedy.

— Assad Zaman