Horny for fictional murderous men

Unhinged thoughts of men in their 40s and 50s Excerpts from my fics on ao3 I take requests just message me

[maladaptivebb]

What I'll write for

Criminal Minds (Send me Gideon recs pls I could write for eons about him)

My Babysitters a Vampire (Benny is a fav but I'll write for them all)

Our Flag Means Death (the more Izzy the better)

Dexter (except I will absolutely not tolerate the incest storyline pls no)

Hannibal

What We Do In The Shadows

Doctor Who (Classic and New)

Marvel, mostly Loki + Agents of Shield

Scream (Billy and Stu Mostly, need to refresh on the newer ones b4 I screw up a character lol)

Hell let's throw Scooby Doo in here too because I'm obsessed with Matthew Lillard and who doesn't love a good mystery with ghosts?

[baantjer]

an old man with a suspiciously erotic body

[myinnerchildisaweirdo]

You know the one

[1liv]

RAIN as IM BAEK-JEONG in BLOODHOUNDS 2x07

[baantjer]

an old man with a suspiciously erotic body

[myinnerchildisaweirdo]

You know the one

[ofmd-ann]

From 'Thor' to 'What We Do in the Shadows': Taika Waititi Shares Memories from His Career

[whorrorfix]

i think ghostface holding a knife to my throat as he fucks into me would solve all my problems

[whorrorfix]

homoerotic murder boys are my catnip

[rocktheholygrail]

Jennifer’s Body (2009) Hannibal (2013-2015)

[haflacky]

What if Izzy Hands had a boyfriend? He deserves it!

[tooth-with-eyes]

[willgrahamscock]

Thank you loevewalk for this !!!

[tibea]

Me literally holding myself back every time someone says the word babysitter or vampire or literally anything that reminds me of mbav:

[tibea]

Happy pride month y’all!! 🤘😼

[v-is-for-vore]

🏳️‍🌈Stuilly🏳️‍🌈

- My favorite Bisexuals for Pride Month 😎

[lesbian-space-fish]

I finished my hannigram love crime sweater!! I love it so much it’s my favorite thing I’ve ever knitted <3

[kohsette]

i ❤️ making memes

[maladaptivebb]

Oh, you know, just thinking about being squished between Billy and Stu while they make out