"the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma"

photography student trying to survive 

[thefudge]

[100493503004422]

friend: how are things me: please don’t make me think about my life

[cheese24k]

[muppetmayhem]

Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted.

[321redlightt-deactivated2016010]

my heart exploded

[perspectiv8]

the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!

[dulect]

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

[amerixcan-horror-story]

[chelseasmith121-deactivated2016]

Goodbye

[knownhag]

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

[gia-miele]

This ad will run during the Super Bowl. It’s about goddamned time. 

[tastefullyoffensive]

[4gifs]

[domonoadamu]

A²+b²=c²

[autisticthassarian]

this is the greatest thing i have ever seen

[nbctv]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Celebrities Posing With Younger Versions of Themselves [via/via] Previously: Celebrity Faceswaps

[abcfarnily]

which beyonce is the older beyonce?

[thelibramoonstone]

Okay but Keanu reeves didn’t even change

[ryanjamesyezak]

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

[polysixxxx]

This is so amazing

[cunyfirst]

Way better than I expected

[mycacophonousfuckery-deactivate]

Anna Kendrick was hilarious on SNL.

[weloveshortvideos]

Wanna go for a walk??

[shadymomma]

I love doggies

[woodlandsway]

[goopypaltrow]

[chrisweedpiano]

this is some horror movie shit

[lucentgallivanter]

#Jesus is a reverse-Dracula #vis a vis appearing in photos

Examining the other evidence, we find:

Feeds other people his own blood

An affinity for crucifixes

Not only able to cross water but can also walk on it

[malalory-blog]

also...if it was a selfie, wouldn't she have the phone facing the other way so she could see herself..